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Pearlene, 28

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About Me

A super ridiculous, awkward, fun-loving, and incredibly sarcastic lady looking for adventure times! Sounders fan - season ticket holder, Gorilla FC!I enjoy things like: beer, whiskey, punk shows, bowling, festivals, food (predominately vegan, occasional seafood), nerd stuff, coffee, cooking, crafting, comicons, traveling, beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica! ALL THE THINGS! Do not message me with just "Hey", "Hi", or anything addressing my level of "sexiness" - I'm a human being who is intrigued by character and genuine interaction; not by some primal urge to mate with anyone who carries the right equipment.On the larger side in terms of w***I'm fine with myself, and you should, too! But note - I am not here to fulfill your fat fetish.Also, I am painfully awkward - like....I'm just weird. Also, strong willed in that I have no interest in making you sandwiches or doing your laundry, or any other annoying archetype of what role a woman should serve in a relationship. Don't get me wrong - I love myself a really good, sarcastic joke that pokes at ridiculous social norms (HARI KONDABOLU I LOVE YOU).Music interests are pretty wide - local hip hop, old-school R&B, classic rock, punk, ska, indie, musical theater. Can't stand country music, and if you remember and enjoyed the Funky Monkey, then there's no point in contacting me. Also, for the love of all that is good in the music world - if you like Nickelback, I invite you to jump off a cliff.I really don't know what I'm doing on here... For sure a public place - I don't know you! Maybe a special event - Rainiers game, art walk, festival. I enjoy doing things and going on adventures.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I'm laid back, spontaneous, and independent. I have children and they are my number one. My tripawd dog is pretty close behind them :) I'm going to school to finish my prereqs for nursing. I eventually want to be a nurse practitioner. I love living here in WA... When the sun is out... When it isn't... I'm ready to head to the equator. I love the variety that our state has to offer. I enjoy getting out and exploring new places. I'm enjoying seeing what's out there, until I meet someone who sweeps me off my feet and I want as a constant in my life. I have never been a relationship junkie. I'm probably more independent than average. My girlfriends give me a hard time for being more like a guy as far as dependencies and emotions go. I'm drama free and love it that way. I love getting out and being active, I also love to cuddle and have a glass of wine.The people I like to have and keep in my life are genuine and honest. I don't want to get to know someone and then find out they were faking who they really are. I would rather deal with a hard truth than an easy lie any day. What I look for in a man (popular and fair question :) though you never know... what I think I want could be all wrong :P )Motivated and goal oriented Genuinely kind Takes care of themselves physically and spiritually A "mans man" who is willing to accept a female as their equalSecureIndependent Affectionate (not necessarily PDA but I'm a "hands on" person)No drama (seriously hate drama)Less "emotional" than me (emotions are great but know how to deal with them, I'm less emotional than most females)Enjoys sportsEnjoys the outdoors Isn't "bored" (I HATE the words bored, boring and boredom)Can handle that I do have two kids and they are my number one KCCO Not the movies, how do you get to know someone there? :) should be somewhere that we can talk and get to know each other.

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I like sports, yoga, outdoor activites, and dancing,Travel, surprises, music, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, sense of humor about yourself.Im just trying this out for now to see what happens.

  • Jolene

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    Well now that I've finished school and started my career it's time to see what's out there I'd lie to find someone who's honest likes to go out and have fun weather it's going to a concert,movie or shopping of going on a road trip hit up a sport event I have a daughter so if you don't like kids than keep moving along. I love lots of music pretty much anything playing one the EDGE :) Go out play some mini golf, go for a drink its a first date lots to do to get to know someone

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