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Pearlene, 28

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About Me

A super ridiculous, awkward, fun-loving, and incredibly sarcastic lady looking for adventure times! Sounders fan - season ticket holder, Gorilla FC!I enjoy things like: beer, whiskey, punk shows, bowling, festivals, food (predominately vegan, occasional seafood), nerd stuff, coffee, cooking, crafting, comicons, traveling, beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica! ALL THE THINGS! Do not message me with just "Hey", "Hi", or anything addressing my level of "sexiness" - I'm a human being who is intrigued by character and genuine interaction; not by some primal urge to mate with anyone who carries the right equipment.On the larger side in terms of w***I'm fine with myself, and you should, too! But note - I am not here to fulfill your fat fetish.Also, I am painfully awkward - like....I'm just weird. Also, strong willed in that I have no interest in making you sandwiches or doing your laundry, or any other annoying archetype of what role a woman should serve in a relationship. Don't get me wrong - I love myself a really good, sarcastic joke that pokes at ridiculous social norms (HARI KONDABOLU I LOVE YOU).Music interests are pretty wide - local hip hop, old-school R&B, classic rock, punk, ska, indie, musical theater. Can't stand country music, and if you remember and enjoyed the Funky Monkey, then there's no point in contacting me. Also, for the love of all that is good in the music world - if you like Nickelback, I invite you to jump off a cliff.I really don't know what I'm doing on here... For sure a public place - I don't know you! Maybe a special event - Rainiers game, art walk, festival. I enjoy doing things and going on adventures.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    My newest hobbies are my puppies. I like thrill and adventure. I'm a full time student, kinda a home body but I like to get out and let loose here and there. I love sports, sporting events and movie marathons :) I love to laugh.I'm really happy with where my life is right now. I'm not much of a dater, I don't really have time for it but i feel like I'm happiest when I have someone to share my life with. I love being in love but I've taken the last year off and spent a lot of time on myself. Prior to my timeout-- I'd spent the last few years in a relationship but when I didn't feel we were benefiting each others lives anymore I felt it was time to move on. I'm friends with all of my exes-- they are good people and i like good people ;) I'm a realist- a very non-confrontational, easy going person but I'm also very passionate about the things that matter to me (in a levelheaded open minded kind of way). I'm a free thinker and I love that everyone sees the world in their own individual way based on the life they've experienced. I'm extremely accepting of opposing viewpoints and the only thing that really bugs me is when people try and tell me how to think or how others SHOULD think. I love the northwest, this is home. I currently go to UW. I took a few years off after graduating Highschool early and it was the best thing I could have ever done. I'm very focused on school, big plans for law school coming up and I want someone who can be a distraction and at the same time be supportive of my drive and dedication. Just make it happen. It's kind of a challenge.

  • Georgetta

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    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I work a lot but when I have free time I try to be outside as much as I can. I love the lake and camping. I love to laugh, and I highly value honesty and loyalty. I'm a hard worker and appreciate a man who works as hard as I do. If you want to know more just ask!

  • Tandy

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    Im a mother of a almost 5 year old boy. He is my whole world. i am raising him on my own so he is alway around... if you cant handle having kids around please dont message me. i will pick my child over anyone... i enjoy doing things outside, i love doing new things so my son can get to learn all kinds of stuff. my fav. is going camping and just getting away from the everyday life... i love going up to our familes cottage or boat.. yes i have my dimples periced and yes they go right through my cheek. why i have them because i like them..... please stop asking, its not a good line...i have a cat, 2 drawf frogs and a fish... well my son has these pets i just feed them loli dont no what to put on this... just ask me if you have any questions... happy fishing Depends.... Have to wait and see

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