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Pearlene, 28

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About Me

A super ridiculous, awkward, fun-loving, and incredibly sarcastic lady looking for adventure times! Sounders fan - season ticket holder, Gorilla FC!I enjoy things like: beer, whiskey, punk shows, bowling, festivals, food (predominately vegan, occasional seafood), nerd stuff, coffee, cooking, crafting, comicons, traveling, beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica! ALL THE THINGS! Do not message me with just "Hey", "Hi", or anything addressing my level of "sexiness" - I'm a human being who is intrigued by character and genuine interaction; not by some primal urge to mate with anyone who carries the right equipment.On the larger side in terms of w***I'm fine with myself, and you should, too! But note - I am not here to fulfill your fat fetish.Also, I am painfully awkward - like....I'm just weird. Also, strong willed in that I have no interest in making you sandwiches or doing your laundry, or any other annoying archetype of what role a woman should serve in a relationship. Don't get me wrong - I love myself a really good, sarcastic joke that pokes at ridiculous social norms (HARI KONDABOLU I LOVE YOU).Music interests are pretty wide - local hip hop, old-school R&B, classic rock, punk, ska, indie, musical theater. Can't stand country music, and if you remember and enjoyed the Funky Monkey, then there's no point in contacting me. Also, for the love of all that is good in the music world - if you like Nickelback, I invite you to jump off a cliff.I really don't know what I'm doing on here... For sure a public place - I don't know you! Maybe a special event - Rainiers game, art walk, festival. I enjoy doing things and going on adventures.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I\'m passionately in love with music! Everything I do, I do better with music in the background! I\'m an early riser. Sleeping in is a waste of time. Look for active optimistic partner, not lazy.

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I am looking for that one person who completes me, someone who is my best friend and someone who I couldn't imagine my life without. Living a healthy lifestyle is a huge part of who I am, I'm always doing something active and doing my best at eating healthy.I'm currently pursuing my nursing degree and am looking forward to a career in nursing in the next few years.I am a very kind and giving person, I love to do special things for the people that I love in my life. My friends and family mean the world to me!Message me for more info...look forward to meeting you!

  • Vernell

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I’m a total Country girl! I feel most at home and at peace out on a field somewhere with nothing commercialized in sight! I have a good mix of friends, so am able to adapt and enjoy most anything. God, Family, and Friends are the most important things in my life. My Faith in God is my number one priority and every day I look to improve that relationship. I quite often fall short and am beyond thankful for Grace! I would do anything and give anything for my family and friends. I’ve had some difficult losses the last few years and it emphasizes even more how important the people I love are to me. Most my friends are more like family and I enjoy every second I get with them. I love the summer time and try to spend as much of it as possible outside enjoying God’s beautiful creation! I enjoy getting dirty, hiking, fishing, camping, BBQs, Bonfires, shooting, races, car shows, visiting breweries and distilleries, rodeos, and would love to find someone to take me hunting. I'm always up to try new adventures.I am currently a Lead Ophthalmology Technician for a large group of eye physicians. Feel free to ask for more details. My passion is criminal justice, so would like to move back towards a career in that field. Though I would like to find a significant other and settle down, I am currently enjoying my single life. I have found an amazing group of Godly women who have helped me grow and are just a joy to be around. We are constantly having a blast enjoying life while trying new things and adventures.My favorite music would be a wide variety of Christian artists and Country music. It’s really true that life is like a country song, I swear they wrote songs about my life. I enjoy most all music and love live music.-0.My cousin recently bought me Season 1 and 2 of Duck Dynasty for my birthday and I fell in love with it. Having fun trying to get caught up at least with those two seasons.My favorite movies are comedies and action.On a typical Friday night, I am either in relaxing for an early evening or out for happy hour with my girlfriends and maybe catching a comedy show or live band. Or even at a sporting event like football, baseball, or hockey. Up for most anything, surprise me.

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