SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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MarciOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I've been divorced for three years and I know what I want in life and in my partner. I'm ready to meet some great men and see what can be.Please message me should you want to know me better.I am looking for someone that wants to enjoy the simple pleasures in life that make this life beautiful - Meet somewhere for a chat, fact find and check each other out.
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OrlendaOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
1. If you wear jorts, don't talk to me. (jorts= If you wear flip-flops with socks, don't talk to me.3.If you have a picture up with a woman in it, don't talk to me. (its probably your girlfriend. or your wife.)4. If you are going to start talking about sex in the first 5 minutes of our conversation, don't talk to me.)5. If you have a picture with a kid, don't talk to me. (its probably yours.)6. If you don't have a car, don't talk to me. (I'm not coming to pick you up.)7. If you don't have a JOB, then you need to get off plenty of fish and start trying to find one. (Wendys and ***are now accepting applications.)8. If you don't speak English, then don't talk to me. (I'm not trying to be Rosetta)9. If you have no intention of moving out of your mother's house until marriage, don't talk to me. 10. If you don't take your aviators of indoors, then don't talk to me. (you are not a celebrity. and yes your sh*tdoes stink.)11. No, I don't work out all the time, in fact I don't really work out at all. And I'm probably not going to work out with you. 12. If you're divorced, then don't talk to me. (it probably wasn't her.)13. If you are old enough to be my dad, then don't message me.)14. If you have a nasty vagina beard, then don't message me. 15. If you have really nice car, but you live in a dump, then don't message me. (priorities people.)16. If you don't wear deodrant, then don't talk to me. Obviously you're not SURE. 17. If you have stank breath then don't talk to me. Gum and mints are readily available at your local convenience store. Or you can get the multi-pack at Costco. 18.-cruisers (aka velcro sandals or brown mandals) then don't talk to me. You are not walking through the desert. 19. 20.If your profile education says Graduate degree, when the only thing you graduated from was high school. The profession of car washer gives it away. 21. If the pictures you have posted are from 10 ft away and blurry, then don't talk to me. You obviously don't think you're cute so why would anyone else? Confidence is sexy. Anything fun.............
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JessikaOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I\'m passionately in love with music! Everything I do, I do better with music in the background! I\'m an early riser. Sleeping in is a waste of time. Look for active optimistic partner, not lazy.