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Leon
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Hi there fella,I'm single, straight, never married, no kids, very competitive, non smoker - looking for the same and around the same age -- I'm entertaining. I Like sports, video games, tv, movies, animals, snorkeling, music, crafts, and being feisty. I'm originally from NY and my car is definitely cuter than yours. I guess I should add...I'm 5'11ish. I workout when I can. Currently going to PT recovering from a busted leg. It's filled with titanium. Watch out, cyborg! I'm not into drugs and I'm allergic to cigarette smoke. I drink socially and I probably swear more than an educated young woman should - Like a boss. But I know when to shut it off and be proper. The more I look at people's pictures out here, the more I realize I don't belong in the PNW. I'm never on a boat, in a tent, eating a peppermint patty on a moutain top, in a triathlon or rock climbing. Oh well. I do other fun stuff. I'm super sarcastic and most likely come of as mean. My apologies in advance. Suck it up. MY LIFE:I'm working in market research right now. I'm pretty much a professional note taker and powerpoint maker. Thank goodness for college! (sarcasm)What I actually like to do is write and design. I make logos in my spare time and write for fun. I design tattoos for others and myself (I only have ***I also make jewelry and have a small jewelry biznasss that basically just feeds into itself. Any money I make just goes into buying more beads. Not the anal kind. If I had the chance to start all over I think I'd get into MMA. I don't know anything about it now but I think I'd really enjoy it. I will rear naked choke you if you ask nicely. *Ba doom boom... *I'M GOOD AT:Making a jackass out of myself, Making people laugh, photoshop, watching TV, making art projects, karaoke, taking naps, making lists and crossing things off of my lists.MOVIES:Love horror and comedies but I'll watch anything. I am not a huge fan of drama or chick flix.TV:These aren't in specific order just what I happen to rememberArcher, Southpark, Park &- my DVR works on overtime.-chup)Another fun invention: mustard mixed with bbq sauce. I do all of that- every friday night- in that order.MESSAGE ME IF:You might as well just do it. You've wasted half of your life reading my profile anyway.also if...You like laughing and doing stuff.You don't smoke.You aren't married or have a gf.You don't do drugs.You're not just interested in some weird sexual act.You don't just want a F-buddy, moped, someone to call up when you get blown off by someone else.You don't have kid(s).You have a job.You have a car.You don't live with your mum & dad. :PYou aren't a dirty hobo that stole someones computer and jumped on a Starbucks Wi-Fi network to make a meetville account.Being taller than me is nice but not mandatory.Also, I am not the grammar police... but I will be judging your grammar. Just kidding... No I'm not.Can't wait to start making fun of stuff with you. Love, ~Stranger danger Putt putt go carts laser tag hot dog eating contest followed by hot air balloon ride comedy show couch cuddle and then we make water balloons and throw them at walkers by while eating fudge pops slash knitting and making out
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Merrilee
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I AM A SINGLE MOM WITH THREE BEAUTIFUL KIDS.. 2 GIRLS 1 BOY... I REALLY DNT HAVE A LOT OF EXTRA TIME, CAUSE THEY TAKE UP MOST OF MY TIME, THEN THERE IS WORK OF COURSE..BUT I LIKE TO JUST BOUT NETHING AS LONG AS ITS FUN AND DRAMA FREE.. IM TRYING TO WORK ON GOING BACK TO SCHOOL SOME TIME SOON..NOT SURE WHAT I WANT TO BE (NURSE OR MANAGER)..I AM A VERY EASY PERSON TO GET ALONG WITH UNTIL U TRY TO USE ME.. I HAVE BEEN DONE PRETTY BAD BY MEN IN THE PAST... SO IM VERY SCARED TO TRY THIS AGAIN.. BUT IM WILLING TO TRY AND FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEBODY... I CANT STAND LAIRS AND CHEATERS... SO IF THATS U KEEP IT GOING.. I NEED SOMEONE REAL.. IF U NOT FEELING ME THEN WHY WASTE OUR TIME... :) BUT IF THERE IS NETHING ELSE U MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME.. FEEL FREE TO HIT ME UP!!UPDATE: seriously, im only looking for men who are ready to settle down, have a family and do things as a family... I not looking for a quickie. So within the first 5 mins of talking to you if i hear one sexual comment or you asking me anything about sex the i want talk to no more... and if you have messaged me and i havent responded then im probably not into you.. and another important thing i dont think i have mentioned is that im done having kids, and tubes are tied so there is no going back... Even though i might regret it a little bit, i still have 3 beautiful kids and when they are grown i want to start living my life! so im not looking to start over if thats something you are wanting then it probably want work for us, but if you still want to see if nething is there between us send me a message and ill holla back.. WELL IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT THE OTHER PERSON WANTS TO DO TO.. BUT IM DOWN TO DO NETHING AS LONG AS ITS FUN.. AND U NOT EXPECTING TO GET SOME ON THE FIRST DATE... :)
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Pearlene
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
A super ridiculous, awkward, fun-loving, and incredibly sarcastic lady looking for adventure times! Sounders fan - season ticket holder, Gorilla FC!I enjoy things like: beer, whiskey, punk shows, bowling, festivals, food (predominately vegan, occasional seafood), nerd stuff, coffee, cooking, crafting, comicons, traveling, beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica! ALL THE THINGS! Do not message me with just "Hey", "Hi", or anything addressing my level of "sexiness" - I'm a human being who is intrigued by character and genuine interaction; not by some primal urge to mate with anyone who carries the right equipment.On the larger side in terms of w***I'm fine with myself, and you should, too! But note - I am not here to fulfill your fat fetish.Also, I am painfully awkward - like....I'm just weird. Also, strong willed in that I have no interest in making you sandwiches or doing your laundry, or any other annoying archetype of what role a woman should serve in a relationship. Don't get me wrong - I love myself a really good, sarcastic joke that pokes at ridiculous social norms (HARI KONDABOLU I LOVE YOU).Music interests are pretty wide - local hip hop, old-school R&B, classic rock, punk, ska, indie, musical theater. Can't stand country music, and if you remember and enjoyed the Funky Monkey, then there's no point in contacting me. Also, for the love of all that is good in the music world - if you like Nickelback, I invite you to jump off a cliff.I really don't know what I'm doing on here... For sure a public place - I don't know you! Maybe a special event - Rainiers game, art walk, festival. I enjoy doing things and going on adventures.