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PearleneOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
A super ridiculous, awkward, fun-loving, and incredibly sarcastic lady looking for adventure times! Sounders fan - season ticket holder, Gorilla FC!I enjoy things like: beer, whiskey, punk shows, bowling, festivals, food (predominately vegan, occasional seafood), nerd stuff, coffee, cooking, crafting, comicons, traveling, beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica! ALL THE THINGS! Do not message me with just "Hey", "Hi", or anything addressing my level of "sexiness" - I'm a human being who is intrigued by character and genuine interaction; not by some primal urge to mate with anyone who carries the right equipment.On the larger side in terms of w***I'm fine with myself, and you should, too! But note - I am not here to fulfill your fat fetish.Also, I am painfully awkward - like....I'm just weird. Also, strong willed in that I have no interest in making you sandwiches or doing your laundry, or any other annoying archetype of what role a woman should serve in a relationship. Don't get me wrong - I love myself a really good, sarcastic joke that pokes at ridiculous social norms (HARI KONDABOLU I LOVE YOU).Music interests are pretty wide - local hip hop, old-school R&B, classic rock, punk, ska, indie, musical theater. Can't stand country music, and if you remember and enjoyed the Funky Monkey, then there's no point in contacting me. Also, for the love of all that is good in the music world - if you like Nickelback, I invite you to jump off a cliff.I really don't know what I'm doing on here... For sure a public place - I don't know you! Maybe a special event - Rainiers game, art walk, festival. I enjoy doing things and going on adventures.
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KylieOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I'm easy going, down to earth and very spontaneous. I can't spell to save my life or solve math problems without a calculator. I don't watch TV and I get my news old school style from the newspaper. I live in the moment and don't sweat the small stuff. Life is beautiful and I am loving every moment of it right now. I love making new friends and am looking for someone to have an adventure with. I like to try new things and travel. I have a tendency to get too loud when I get excited. I laugh a lot and always enjoy a well delivered sarcastic comment. I'm a very independent and strong woman. I love shopping at antique stores and thrift stores, and I have an ever growing shoe collection. I love gorilla art and random acts of kindness. Not limited to; Eating, Drinking, Boat riding, buying fresh flowers, talking, LAUGHING, walking, finding a steal on something unique at the antique store, LAUGHING, walking in on an awesome art opening, finding a new wine to taste, and cheese to match it. (not necessarily in that order) *and substitute "cheap beer" wherever possible*
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JessyeOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I tend to smile even when I feel like crap. I have a huge heart and always try to care, sometimes too much. I love animals. So I’d like to meet same caring person to make life simpler for each other.