SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ShelenaOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I never know what to write on these things, but here it goes anyways. I just recently graduated from massage school and am in the middle of getting my massage license. I am also in the child care field. When I'm not busy working, I love to read, travel, spend time with family/friends, explore the city, get tattoos, spend time with animals, and go to the theater. I want to meet new people to do this things with as well as laugh and have good conversation. I'm looking for friends first and just see where it goes. Laughter, honesty, and willingness to try new things are important to me. I'm not just looking for a one night stand or a booty call so if that's what you're looking for, keep on looking please.
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MeadOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
20 things about me:1. I love my job2. My niece is my world3. I play fantasy football4. I'm reading the Great Gatsby5. I can cook6. Walking is fun to me7. My roommate is a guy8. My roommate is not my ex :P9. Sun dried tomatoes make me want to vomit10. Toy Story is my favorite trilogy11. I like karaoke12. Last year was the first time I had a real xmas tree13. I am one of 25 cousins on my dad's side14.*t15. I am incredibly sarcastic16. I am incredibly loyal17. Holding grudges is for people with time to spare, not me.18. If I have a question I'll ask19. I'm not interested in the proverbial "booty call"20. Go Seahawks!
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OrlendaOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
1. If you wear jorts, don't talk to me. (jorts= If you wear flip-flops with socks, don't talk to me.3.If you have a picture up with a woman in it, don't talk to me. (its probably your girlfriend. or your wife.)4. If you are going to start talking about sex in the first 5 minutes of our conversation, don't talk to me.)5. If you have a picture with a kid, don't talk to me. (its probably yours.)6. If you don't have a car, don't talk to me. (I'm not coming to pick you up.)7. If you don't have a JOB, then you need to get off plenty of fish and start trying to find one. (Wendys and ***are now accepting applications.)8. If you don't speak English, then don't talk to me. (I'm not trying to be Rosetta)9. If you have no intention of moving out of your mother's house until marriage, don't talk to me. 10. If you don't take your aviators of indoors, then don't talk to me. (you are not a celebrity. and yes your sh*tdoes stink.)11. No, I don't work out all the time, in fact I don't really work out at all. And I'm probably not going to work out with you. 12. If you're divorced, then don't talk to me. (it probably wasn't her.)13. If you are old enough to be my dad, then don't message me.)14. If you have a nasty vagina beard, then don't message me. 15. If you have really nice car, but you live in a dump, then don't message me. (priorities people.)16. If you don't wear deodrant, then don't talk to me. Obviously you're not SURE. 17. If you have stank breath then don't talk to me. Gum and mints are readily available at your local convenience store. Or you can get the multi-pack at Costco. 18.-cruisers (aka velcro sandals or brown mandals) then don't talk to me. You are not walking through the desert. 19. 20.If your profile education says Graduate degree, when the only thing you graduated from was high school. The profession of car washer gives it away. 21. If the pictures you have posted are from 10 ft away and blurry, then don't talk to me. You obviously don't think you're cute so why would anyone else? Confidence is sexy. Anything fun.............