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1. If you wear jorts, don't talk to me. (jorts= If you wear flip-flops with socks, don't talk to me.3.If you have a picture up with a woman in it, don't talk to me. (its probably your girlfriend. or your wife.)4. If you are going to start talking about sex in the first 5 minutes of our conversation, don't talk to me.)5. If you have a picture with a kid, don't talk to me. (its probably yours.)6. If you don't have a car, don't talk to me. (I'm not coming to pick you up.)7. If you don't have a JOB, then you need to get off plenty of fish and start trying to find one. (Wendys and ***are now accepting applications.)8. If you don't speak English, then don't talk to me. (I'm not trying to be Rosetta)9. If you have no intention of moving out of your mother's house until marriage, don't talk to me. 10. If you don't take your aviators of indoors, then don't talk to me. (you are not a celebrity. and yes your sh*tdoes stink.)11. No, I don't work out all the time, in fact I don't really work out at all. And I'm probably not going to work out with you. 12. If you're divorced, then don't talk to me. (it probably wasn't her.)13. If you are old enough to be my dad, then don't message me.)14. If you have a nasty vagina beard, then don't message me. 15. If you have really nice car, but you live in a dump, then don't message me. (priorities people.)16. If you don't wear deodrant, then don't talk to me. Obviously you're not SURE. 17. If you have stank breath then don't talk to me. Gum and mints are readily available at your local convenience store. Or you can get the multi-pack at Costco. 18.-cruisers (aka velcro sandals or brown mandals) then don't talk to me. You are not walking through the desert. 19. 20.If your profile education says Graduate degree, when the only thing you graduated from was high school. The profession of car washer gives it away. 21. If the pictures you have posted are from 10 ft away and blurry, then don't talk to me. You obviously don't think you're cute so why would anyone else? Confidence is sexy. Anything fun.............

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Drawing / Painting Caribbean Italian Middle Eastern Thai Adult Fantasy War
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