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Saige, 28

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About Me

So about me...I can and will turn doing mundane tasks into a songI'm known mostly for my inappropriate and sarcastic sense of humorI can't stand stillI have 7 tattoos and want moreI love pretty much all musicI want to have an English bulldog one dayI hate oysters. How can something that feels like a cold booger be sexy?I'm completely aware of how unsexy using the word booger in a dating profile isI still signal big trucks to pull the horn during car tripsSometimes I break out into interpretive dance/strange "dancing" to relieve boredomI'm a nurse and no, I will not give you a bed bathI will read your profile before responding to your ***, so if your message is just "hi, how are you?" I hope you have something more interesting to say in your profile or I probably won't respondI'm sarcastic and loud but also the sweetest girl you'll ever meetI miss field trips in school. I want to go back to those zoos, aquariums and museumsSo if you're awesome, I'd love to hear from you...I'm pretty awesome myself :) Something fun but no pressure. Maybe a field trip! Just somewhere we can relax, have fun and get to know each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Danika

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I moved to the area about a year ago and have met some great people- but nothing that has stuck and the bar scene gets pretty tiring. So opting to try this and see how it goes.. most days ; I really like concerts and anything country puts me in a great mood! Being from NH I also enjoy hiking, camping, etc.My family and friends are extremely important to me and even though we're all spread out I make an effort to see them whenever I can.As for what I'm looking for from this site- If I were to pick qualities I'm attracted to I'd say a good sense of humor, valuing your education, and someone who likes to challenge and be challenged. Someone who likes to try new things and generally has a positive outlook on life. If you want to know more, shoot me a message Anything- Drinks, comedy club, sports bar to watch a game. I'm new to the area and not really picky- so it's your choice!

  • Teresita

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I need someone who lives life in the fast lane, I love to have a good time and be kept on my toes. I could write all the bullsh*tin the world down but I'd rather not waste time so let's meet up for a shot of whiskey and go from there!

  • Lelia

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    My hobbies and interests include Jayhawk basketball, live music, seizing the moment, playing outside, and smiling. I like to stay busy so in the winter I ski and in the summer I play soccer, kickball and am pretty much always up for a park day. I work as a quality specialist for a healthcare company. I love my job and get a lot of satisfaction from it but I make every effort to keep my job and personal life separate. I have a strong belief that we spend enough time at work without taking it home with us. I'm looking for somebody who can make me laugh, challenge me and teach me new things. It's important to me that they want to get to know my friends and family but also understand that I'm pretty independent. I’m not necessarily looking for somebody to “complete” my life, but I want somebody who complements it. Probably keep it easy and casual. I'm a big fan of having a beer on a patio.

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