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About Me

So about me...I can and will turn doing mundane tasks into a songI'm known mostly for my inappropriate and sarcastic sense of humorI can't stand stillI have 7 tattoos and want moreI love pretty much all musicI want to have an English bulldog one dayI hate oysters. How can something that feels like a cold booger be sexy?I'm completely aware of how unsexy using the word booger in a dating profile isI still signal big trucks to pull the horn during car tripsSometimes I break out into interpretive dance/strange "dancing" to relieve boredomI'm a nurse and no, I will not give you a bed bathI will read your profile before responding to your ***, so if your message is just "hi, how are you?" I hope you have something more interesting to say in your profile or I probably won't respondI'm sarcastic and loud but also the sweetest girl you'll ever meetI miss field trips in school. I want to go back to those zoos, aquariums and museumsSo if you're awesome, I'd love to hear from you...I'm pretty awesome myself :) Something fun but no pressure. Maybe a field trip! Just somewhere we can relax, have fun and get to know each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Charlott

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    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

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