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Nun, 36
United States, Illinois, Wood River

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About Me

Welcome to my profile, please leave a message after the beep...Lazy shaman, honesty junkie, b*st*rd (x2), legendary troubadour and intrepid musical archaeologist: I've been called all of these things, mostly by myself.The last time I was on the market, I could rely on girls coming to me: misled by the glamour of amplified music and carried upon a cloud of alcohol and hormones....but my street performing, philandering days are behind me now. I do miss taming feral Saturday night mobs like a semi-competent indie/rock snake charmer, but it's warmer indoors and I think the females here are less likely to actually spill blood fighting over me. I mostly favour activities that involve relative peace and quiet these days, with the odd jaunt to go and walk out of a dance class or testify against my racist neighbour. I think I'd like to find someone who isn't afraid to break the mould, who'll treat me gentle-like and not feed me after midnight (I'm 25% gremlin), dance like a mong in her jimjams to my goofy tunes, take part in whatever sexy healing experiments I came up with that day, and have the pluck to enjoy a good bit of freeform conversational tennis.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Crime Music
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