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Malcolm, 37
United States, Illinois, Waterloo

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Is this you? Hey.. So just to be clear I'm not interested in anything fake, whether it's boobs , lips or personalities in general.After meeting allot of girls from another site I can definitely describe myself as “normal” whatever that might be, or at least – not as crazy as them lunatics. I recently went out on a date with a girl who described herself as 29, only to reveal she was 41 and the end of the night! And on top of that I now officially have a stalker albeit a text stalker.. I hope this will prove to have a different class of people here. Basically, I'd like to meet someone that takes all bullxxxx out of game playingAbout me;My friends describe me as, funny , strong, ambitions, loyal, pioneering, spontaneous, adventurous, business minded, intellectual, kind, strong minded. I know what I want and how to get it.I don't have any bad habits such as nose picking ect.Things I like to do; Living life to the fullest of fullabillty leaving no stone unturned.. (two points if you can guess how full my glass is), visiting my family (niece who is 2 and little sister 9 who I love more than anything in the world).I have my own property investment business which pretty much runs its self at the moment and I’m taking as much time as a can away from it after working very hard since I left school.. Tongue in cheeky quizAssuming we have have that special connection , what's the first thing you buy for me?a. A night of tequila drinking..so you can get me drunk and then trick me into your bed (1 point)b. Tickets to a girly movie with my favourite ice cream.. An expensive cool gadget..so you can get me all excited and then trick me into your bed (3 points for creativity)What you would find in my home ;Pictures of my family above the open fire along with some birthday cards.. Weights, boxing gloves, My bike, pink floyed cd’s and a huge leather corner sofa allot of cushions.What you wouldn’t find in my house:Jed wood CDs, microwave meals, drugs, flying ducks on the wall, stone cladding or unpainted pebbledash, anything pink, (apart from the floyed) or anything that says “hey I'm pretentious about my home” like big statues or the like.. I'd like to meet someone who is everything and nothing at the same time, like me. If you aspire to live a "sex in the city" lifestyle sipping****ails and reading tabloids and superficial nonsense then I'm not your man If your over 30 and haven't had a relationship of over two years I would need convincing your not shallow and not a person in constant need of change and attention..No serial daters in need of constant validation.No stalkers or girls who have a history of stalking.No dirty pics.. Even of big breasts.No women with a deeper voice than mine. No gold diggersNo racists or eastern Europeans with a negative black hole in place of a sole. So ***, any thoughts or a joke you heard today…In short, if you're a genuine person who is down to earth and good fun to be around then I would love to hear from you. I believe you cannot tell what some one is like until you meet them in person.Ps I'm not a doctor just thought I'd write that to see what reaction I got haha First Date.She was an absolute stunner, albeit quite promiscuous at the same time... OK were both nine years old..... never the less it was extremely romantic and it was also where I experienced my first kiss under the moon light (with tongues , no wonder I'm good at it now so many years later)....Until we went home. Aahhhh so you see I do have a soft gentle side.First date.Seriously, a first date would be a choice of****ails in a nice bar where we both have the chance to bail if we want. (It’s happened to me before now , don’t ask..Johns Wood or Maidavale. If we get on and there’s chemistry then we can move on to Soho or maybe Notting Hill for another drink and, if we get on really well.. well who knows. we could end up getting married Vegas.. Or at least kissing under the moonlight...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Action Comedy Horror Sci-Fi Dirt Bike Racing
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