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Johann, 39
United States, Illinois, Red Bud

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About Me

I'm a very high strung, up tight individual. I stress about everything. My OCD is beyond control. If one thing is out of place in my house I lose my mind. My bathroom is cleaner than an operating room. My closet is organized from short sleeve to long sleeve, lights to darks. Everything is washed, dryed, ironed, and hung daily. My lawn is mowed in perfect diagnal lines. The lawn gnomes are placed facing the NW and are equally spaced around the home. The patern is very easy to recongnize from an aerial photograph. I refuse to eat in restaurants. The kitchens are dirty and so are the employees. Ok, Im kidding.Im almost the exact opposite of everything I just described. I enjoy my job and will stick with it for awhile, but I will at some point start my own business. I enjoy working out. I have no kids and have never been married. I like kids and the thought of a wife and family. I just haven't met that girl yet. I hope to only do it once and want to get it right the first time. I have a dog. He's my pal. 70lb lap dog. Real sweetheart. I like going out, I like staying in. I have had my party days. I enjoyed them. Now I am toning things down. I am still young at heart, and not opposed to having too many drinks from time to time. Anymore, I would rather go for a walk, jog, bicycle ride, or catch a movie. My Ideal first date would start with a nice little bike ride. Following the bike ride would have to be some go cart races. I would expect to win, of course. I'm not a very good sport. If you beat me, we will probably end the date there. I will cheat if I have to. After I kick your ass in go carts, we would take the date to a cozy bar where I would continue to show my dominance in pool, darts, and foosball. Your pleas for mercy will not go unheard. Towards the end of the night I will throw a game or two, so that you may salvage some dignity. The date would probably end at my place where we would watch some B horror flicks, like Motocross Zombies, or Zombie Strippers, while you rubbed my feet. I would be an absolute gentleman and split the cost of your cab ride home. Sorry ladies. I don't kiss on the first date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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