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Justinharms6ZhOnline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-31
Hi! My name is Justinharms6Zh. I am never married other mixed man without kids from Mount Carmel, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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SachieOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Impossibilities in the world.1. You can't count your hair2. You can't wash your eyes with soap3. You can't breath when your tongue is outPut your tongue in you fool!;***things I know about you..1) You are reading this2) You are human3) You can't say the letter 'P' without seperating your lips4) You just attempted to do it6) You are laughing at yourself7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.***You checked to see if there is a No.***You laugh at this because you and everyone does it too***You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it!!Now you are relaxed and in the right mood to get to know me!!Well if my photo did not scare you off then thanks for taking the time to read my profile!!A little about me - I am a confident, positive and easy going person who does not take life too seriously although my profession requires me to at times. Out of work I am an active person who takes care of oneself and enjoys many sporting activites.- I am sure I will pay for that statement further down the line!!! I love eating out so if you don't mind me dragging you out to restaurants on a regular basis then we will get along well!! I do enjoy cooking so if you don't mind being experimented on I will be happy to drive you to A&E should I get it badly wrong!! Going away on trips and holidays is a must so if you like globe trotting or taking a quick break at short notice then so much the better.What I am looking for - sanity is a good start!! Hopefully I will keep you that way;) I would wish to meet a grounded person who is confident, secure in oneself, positive outlook on life, easy going, can laugh at oneself, not too critical of others and has a nice firm curvy bum!;)Ok I may be aiming too high so will settle for a firm curvy bum!;) Somewhere with a back door!!
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MohammadOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Profile Rewrite. No. 6, Subscript 1a. Ebay listing style.Here for grabs is an independant, fun loving and romantic guy of ***vintage, bit high on mileage but should have plenty of life left if well looked after. 5'6 and bodywork not too shabby, scrubs up well when required although can often be a tad rough round the edges.Good Points.Fun loving and prone to little romantic gestures such as leaving flowers at your house and buying little gifts.Hates football and would rather cuddle up and watch the soaps.Don't posess an X-Box or PS3.Great cook and loves to dabble in the kitchen showing off cooking skills.Domesticated.Independant with full time job.Own cars, regularly changing but all bought and paid for.No baggage, ex wives, kids etc.Bad Points.When not at work, spends life in garage, just needs a bit of pleasant female distraction to drag me out from under whatever jalopy I happen to be working on.Works long hours in the motor trade.Smokes roll ups like a chimney, only one thing will make me stop and that is in no danger of happening any time soon.Likes.Cosy chilled out cuddly nights watching telly with a home cooked meal and a few drinks.Cosy afternoons or evenings in the pub when the mood takes me.Eating out, anywhere from a greasy spoon to a posh restaraunt, but loves to sit with a McDonalds people watching in the car park.Most types of music from Happy Hardcore to Heavy Metal as and when the mood takes me.Cars, trucks and driving. I am a complete petrolhead.Hates.Football. Have no respect or tolerance for such a pointless so called sport.Pretentiousness and snobbery. Illiterate text talk, poor spelling, grammar and punctuation.Gold Diggers. Would prefer someone who can pay her own way and doesn't seek constant hand outs and lifts everywhere.Liars, cheats, thieves and hard drug use. Any of these will result in *** up with no return.Open to reasonable offers and will let the listing run till a suitable offer is received. Phone numbers, *** adresses can be exchanged as required.If you have read this far, well done. Come and say Hi as I have obviously done something to keep your attention. Nothing OTT or longwinded.A drink or a coffee somewhere.A bag of chips while watching the sunset at the beach.Stock Car racing, Trip to the scrapyard.