SIMILAR PEOPLE
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AnaniasOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
First off, I’ I’ Sounds pretty good, right? Wrong. So wrong. I’ve got a huge problem. You see, I’ve got this home and, well, there’s no one else in it. Big problem. Not okay. What I may need you . Requirement include: •must be over 19; •not required to laugh at bad jokes, but must have a high tolerance for them; •must love BBQ, as it is the only thing I can cook; •a sharp wit is priority; •physical dimensions are irrelevant; •must possess hopelessly romantic tendencies; •must be patient with a surgeon’s unpredictable schedule; •must have brilliant, beautiful, strong mind of her own. I love comedy, baseball, and beaches...not necessarily all together or in that particular order. I’ve heard my back rubs are as lousy as my memory, so maybe you can help me improve on one or both of those. I love a beautiful woman with a goofy laugh as much as I love a goofy-looking woman with a beautiful laugh. I dance better than I sing, but I sing better than I play sports. I want my lover to be my best friend, my confidante, my rock, and, most importantly, someone to help me with my cuff links (those things are impossible). Cheers to you Just as comfortable as can be.
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Jordavis12VzOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-42
Hi! My name is Jordavis12Vz. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Gillespie, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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GunnerOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Go for a drink, 1 drink turns into 16.... Party like rockstars.... Do something fun but illegal ... Start a riot.... Get in a high speed chase and make a run for the border... Un de lay!!!!! Just kidding.... But not really. ......And make out!!