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About Me

Really? *sigh* If I paid for this site, I'd be super disappointed. It's ridiculously sad and painfully true. Finding a decent woman here on meetville is like finding a hidden treasure at Goodwill. Rarely happens. Granted, from time to time, you might find something that from the naked eye appears authentic. It temporarily sparkles and teases the eye - but that's only after you cleaned off the crusty mold it has accumulated over years of being stuffed deep inside that heaping, rotting pile of crap in the corner. So, even by the time you do bring your newly found treasure home, clean it off, and restore its life - it's been so used and abused over the years, rarely does it ever take it's true, shiny, original form. It's damaged goods. At that point, its just a matter of getting the "lesser" of the damaged goods at the store and hope it lasts more than a week! But I digress. Like dating, I'm an avid thrift shopper and never give up on that find! If nothing else, I'm a dreamer, hopeless romantic in search of his better half. Perhaps I'm merely a glutton for punishment and meetville is nothing more than an on-going joke I'll tell the grand kids someday. I certainly hope not. Then again, everyone deserves a good laugh, right? :)The details... I'm an energetic, passionate German/English teacher and proud father to a 6-year-old handsome little devil. I am a fantasy sports guru, grammar Nazi, and beer snob to boot. I'm random, off-the-wall, play tennis, basketball, and I'm rather spontaneously retarded (in a good way, of course!). I'm extremely high-energy, love children, am adventurous (I lived in Thailand this past year), and I will always keep you on your toes. Speaking of toes, I have a slight foot fetish. Kidding. Well, I certainly like cute feet, but then again, who doesn't?I promise to keep the laughter coming in some way, shape or form - usually at another's expense. I'm always up for a good time, which typically entails any or all of the following scenarios; long, deep, intelligent conversations, finding a nifty pub somewhere and sipping a nice IPA while eating hotwings, engaging in a heated debate over the best Seinfeld episode and/or comedy film like 40-year- Yep, I'm a movie buff. That's right. 60% of the time, it works EVERY time!My other interests include but aren't limited to;- In the spirit of Halloween, as the wise Jigsaw once said, "Let the games begin" ... coffee and oral stimulation. No, not THAT kind. That's date #2 silly.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ducky

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    Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-50

    Hi! My name is Ducky. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Gillespie, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Fowke

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    coaching and playing soccer golf fishing camping.i like to shoot pool go to the beach.like all music i love to cook and grill. . my dream job is to be a chief. i'm looking for someone down to earth that likes being outdoors. i have a big family that i am very close with. I am single father of 12 year old boy. Dinner on water few drinks, putt putt. Would like to go on old fashion picnic with bottle of wine. But first would like to talk a bit over phone or text before a date so i would be nervous. This dating stuff isnt like it used to be.

  • Ardal

    Online

    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    I moved to Kelowna last summer, and love it here, one of the best decisions. I'm still really new to the area and enjoy finding new things to do here all the time. Hiking and surfing are two of the favourites. This my second time trying the site since I have been here and thought there is no harm in trying again on this site because you just never know where or how you will meet the ONE... Looking forward to the new changes that come with living in a new place. Plus not having to deal with the cold Sask winters anymore.... So if anyone wants to show me around sometime, shoot me a message...lolWould like to meet someone at the same point in their life as me. First off I should say I work out of town 8 days at a time, I do know that some people do not want that when dating. Just being straight forward about it, it will not be forever but it will be for the next couple of years. I have extra long weekends every second week with work so I love to travel and try new adventures, hope to find someone willing to do new things and see new places with. I stay as active as I can, and loving playing all types of sports to keep busy, even like to try new ones that I'm no good at...lol I feel if you are not trying and challenging yourself you are standing still in life.There is a lot a person could put about them self but then we would have nothing to talk about. Ask away if there is anything you would like to know I'm an open book. No point hiding who you really are, a person has to like you for you and not what you are pretending to be, for anything to work.Hope to hear from you and I hope everyone finds what they are looking for..... Happy Fishing.Please have a photo, it's only fair. I hate Pictures too. That way we can laugh at both our pics.....lol I'm not great at first dates but it would be great to find that first date that just feel right with no trying and no pressure!!!!

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