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Elifelet, 38

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About Me

Really? *sigh* If I paid for this site, I'd be super disappointed. It's ridiculously sad and painfully true. Finding a decent woman here on meetville is like finding a hidden treasure at Goodwill. Rarely happens. Granted, from time to time, you might find something that from the naked eye appears authentic. It temporarily sparkles and teases the eye - but that's only after you cleaned off the crusty mold it has accumulated over years of being stuffed deep inside that heaping, rotting pile of crap in the corner. So, even by the time you do bring your newly found treasure home, clean it off, and restore its life - it's been so used and abused over the years, rarely does it ever take it's true, shiny, original form. It's damaged goods. At that point, its just a matter of getting the "lesser" of the damaged goods at the store and hope it lasts more than a week! But I digress. Like dating, I'm an avid thrift shopper and never give up on that find! If nothing else, I'm a dreamer, hopeless romantic in search of his better half. Perhaps I'm merely a glutton for punishment and meetville is nothing more than an on-going joke I'll tell the grand kids someday. I certainly hope not. Then again, everyone deserves a good laugh, right? :)The details... I'm an energetic, passionate German/English teacher and proud father to a 6-year-old handsome little devil. I am a fantasy sports guru, grammar Nazi, and beer snob to boot. I'm random, off-the-wall, play tennis, basketball, and I'm rather spontaneously retarded (in a good way, of course!). I'm extremely high-energy, love children, am adventurous (I lived in Thailand this past year), and I will always keep you on your toes. Speaking of toes, I have a slight foot fetish. Kidding. Well, I certainly like cute feet, but then again, who doesn't?I promise to keep the laughter coming in some way, shape or form - usually at another's expense. I'm always up for a good time, which typically entails any or all of the following scenarios; long, deep, intelligent conversations, finding a nifty pub somewhere and sipping a nice IPA while eating hotwings, engaging in a heated debate over the best Seinfeld episode and/or comedy film like 40-year- Yep, I'm a movie buff. That's right. 60% of the time, it works EVERY time!My other interests include but aren't limited to;- In the spirit of Halloween, as the wise Jigsaw once said, "Let the games begin" ... coffee and oral stimulation. No, not THAT kind. That's date #2 silly.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Bill

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    Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-57

    Hi! My name is Bill. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Gillespie, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Sal

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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

    What I think seperates me from most of the people I know, that is I'm the guy everyone calls on. If you need a hand I have two. As far as music goes I love it! I'll listen to and enjoy anythng but opera. I was just recently introduced to dubstep and is starting to make an impression on me. I love being outside. I enjoy flying remote control helicopters with my son, tossing around a football " GO EAGLES", swimming, BBQ's for sure, and I am at home in a tent camping or hiking up the mountain. I've held the same job for 13 yrs and have been a homeowner for the last 4 years. I know everyone is looking for Mr. and Mrs. right, myself included so lets get together and see where life takes us. I am a very easy going person. I have been told that I have a very sweet disposition!!As you can see from my pictures, I have long hair. Short hair is nice but I also perfer women with long hair! On a first date I would start by going out to eat at a restaraunt (not to fancy somwhere fun like outback or applebees). Afterwords we could hit up a bar. Learn as much as we could about each other (this is our first step to happiness after all). Afterwords depending on the time we could go back to my place or hers to hang out, listen to some tunes, and tell each other out deepsest secrets (well at least what we are ready to tell, lol). After that a trip home to run the whole nite over and over in my head till the next day :)

  • Elmer

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    I like all music.I'm easy going.i love to make people laugh.I'm a daddy n an uncle.I'm a educated country boy.BUT THERE AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH THE RADIO!!!CANT WAIT TO TEST OUT THE FOUR WHEEL DRIVE!!!!! If u cant be urself then who are you? Lets go see a movie.i like to keep it simple on first date.

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