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United States, Illinois, Fairfield

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.. SWM(Speedo Wearing Male)(not really) seeks SWF(Somewhat Whimsical Friends) for high-drama relationship. I'm 6'2", 195lbs. I'm attractive in the dark, at a distance, or after multiple beers Lol.-smoker, proud parent, drug-free, and I'm not gay. Hey, I hear stories Lol. Oh yea, and I have most of my teeth. :) People often ask me if I'm a superhero. What a silly question. While I do smell like a superhero, I don't have any superpowers. At least none made public. ;)A little about myself: I like long walks off a short pier, candlelit Lunchables, blowing bubbles and baking fresh kittens...I mean cookies haha jk. Seriously, I am an outgoing guy with a sarcastic sense of humor. I joke around a lot. I like everything outdoors and also the occasional pillow fight indoors(sorry but I'll probably win). I LOVE the Lord, enjoy working out, and I take good care of my body and my mind. I have no expectations from this site, but if it helps to make some new friends(or possibly some new stalkers Lol) then it will be worth it.I'm looking to meet someone to spend some time with and have a few laughs. I am looking to be in a relationship if I can just find the right woman. I am chivalrous, genuine, and always honest. The way I look at it, if I don't tell lies, then I don't have to remember anything. Also, distance is not a concern of mine. I figure driving is a small price to pay if it will help cultivate a relationship.A little more about myself: I speak only when spoken to and usually make it to the bathroom on-time, but is this a good time to tell you about my back hair? Or my rash? Lol. I'll take any inquiries, serious or not. However, if you do message me, please be respectful. I don't accept pictures of half-naked women. Only fully nude pics please. Just kidding :) I get asked a lot why I'm single, so here is my answer: It is a combination of me being very selective and the fact that it sometimes takes me investing a lot of time and effort into someone to find out that they're not the one for me. I do sometimes get discouraged that I'll find her, but I forge on. I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but I plan to continue my search tonight at Wal-My only request is that I would rather not partake in endless messaging. If there's mutual interest, let's meet and see if there's chemistry. I have a lot in common with my mom, but that doesn't mean I want to date her. Lol.P.S. No kittens were harmed during the making of this profile. I'm good with anything as long as we don't watch an action movie. They make me cry Lol. I personally wouldn't mind spending an evening discussing why Einstein's Theory of Relativity is incompatible with quantum mechanics. Yes, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once. It wasn't on a first date though. That just wouldn't be right Lol. I think that joke only works if you remember those Holiday Inn Express commercials :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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