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Zachery, 37
United States, Illinois, Fairfield

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About Me

My ideal match? Well, speaking from past experience and sadly yes...Ive experienced this... these are things I'm NOT looking for...If you take offense to this, then you probably wouldn't appreciate my sense of humor.I'm by no means perfect, but do have certain things that are important to me :) I apologize for the sarcasm...its been a rough dating world: - If your sense of humor is so dry that I need gatorate after a phone conversation, no thanks.- If you've dated 75 different guys in the last 3 months and all of them 'weren't right' - I dont want to be 76 :***If your living space is unsanitary to the point that the roaches back away...I pass.- If you barely graduated high school with straight D's, and need picture *** screw in a light bulb...- If you're content making 7 dollars an hour for the rest of your life, have no ambitions or goals, and want to rely on a sugar daddy to do everything for you...keep moving.- There are 7 days in a week...if 6.95 of those days are spent stoned, or if more than half your week you spend drunk (im not talking a glass of wine here or there, i mean...liver crying drunk...keep-a-truckin.- If you over-analyze EVERYTHING, question every word, feeling, thought, action, or sneeze your mate makes - you're not for me. I'm a little insecure myself, I can admit it, but if you're swimming in a pool of insecurity, I cant handle that all the time . - If you've known me for less than a week and give me the silent treatment because I made plans on the night you said you were busy but then change your mind the next day...well...that's pretty childish, lame, and well....lame. Good luck finding a nice guy, anyone that takes that kind of crap and comes back for more just wants ass. Some of us want to be treated right and have a real relationship - not a smart way to impress someone. Just for good measure, if you've ever been arrested for anything involving blunt or non blunt trauma to someones body...heck...need I say more? Yeah, I could have summed this up pretty quickly by saying "Smart, Funny, has some goals/motivations, isnt always on drugs" but then I'd barely use up the ***character minimum...As for me: I'm easy going, honest, kind, funny ( or try to be), sarcastic....I think most of my friends would put me in the 'nice guy' category. I like to relax, hang out with friends, hit a local spot, watch a movie and joke around alot. I consider myself a catch. I dont do drugs, dont beat women, make good money, have a good head on my shoulders, a good family and love kids. I expect to be treated well, just like any of you. If I get a red flag from you, you're history :) Just searching for that someone I'll click with. Will it happen in a bar? Sidewalk? On here? Don't know - but I figure this is another way to meet people that I would probably never run into outside. Maybe I'll find someone special, a new friend...couldn't hurt. A drink, a coffee, maybe dinner :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

German Vietnamese Comedy History Thriller Archery Baseball Dirt Bike Racing Soccer / Football
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