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Simeon, 36

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About Me

I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. My carpet vacuums itself. I've beaten Mike Tyson at his own game. Derek Jeter wants to carry my bags. Two wrongs doesn't make a right, but three lefts actually do. I proofread The Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to repaint my entire living room that evening. If someone has two left feet, do they also have two left hands? Seriously though, I am a hard worker. I own my home, and I am settled into my career. I enjoy spending time on beach, fire island, in a pool, going on vacations and seeing new places. I would like to meet someone who has similar interests. Maybe we can share a bowl of alphabet soup and spell out silly words.. or we can just keep it simple and meet for a quick drink sometime.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

SIMILAR PEOPLE

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  • Bambi

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I'm an out going person. I love to try new things.I have a great since of humor. I love to be outside most of the time. My first date would be some where I can sit and talk to get to know some one.

  • Dacey

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    Hello, Im a down to earth man with a definite adventurous side. I like simple things like good conversation and a cup o' joe, long walks leading in circles, mountain biking, fishing, camping, surfin if the waters warm. Really anything outdoors. I also Like quiet nights in with a good movie lol. I work extremely hard in a local cabinet shop, been there almost a year and still like it and the people I work with. I am the PROUD father of 2 girls 20 & 16 they don't live with me but I try to see them as often as their schedules allow. They come first and always will. Im A Steelers fan dating back to the Steel Curtain. I have flaws like the inside of my smile, I have a past, my teeth aint so great but am workin on getting them fixed. I did real stupid things when I was a young buck, now all I do is cigarettes an occasional drink, and partake in 420. Now with that being said, let me explain. I work my tail off and come home and smoke some Mary Jane. It does not slow me down or make me a useless couch potato at all. If you deal breaker me cause I 420, YOUR missing out on a great guy.I love being active. I believe and try to use traits like Chivalry, Southern mannors and respect when talkin to a woman and everyone better do the same if they are talkin to my woman. I love to play jokes a laugh my ass off more than anything. Life is serious enough without all the extra drama I wear Carhartts and T shirts daily. that's me. I have several tattoos. Im not lookin for a 1 night stand, I want great woman to stand beside me, that realizes I don't wanna change who I am. That would make me fake and Im as real as it gets. Not into games or bullshit. Well if you wanna know more message me. I don't bite unless I wanna. Hang out and talk. I don't care where. I just wanna be able to get to know you.

  • Berry

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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

    Ok I hate this part. I like to think im intelligent, witty, comical and just plain awesome lol. I have a job, a house, a car and all my teeth. I have full custody of my 15 yr old son who is my world. I have 2 tattooes and 5 piercings. im extremely sarcastic and love to joke around. love to watch and play sports. i play softball a few times a week during the summer and basketball during the winter. love to hang out with my son and do all sorts of activites. i like all sorts of music from country to rap. would like to meet a nice, down to earth woman. im kind of shy at first which sometimes makes it hard to meet new people but warm up quickly . im very honest, sometimes to a fault, but u always know where u stand with me. would love to hear from ya! i would probably have to say just dinner. that way we could have a nice conversation and then go from there.

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