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Cain, 38

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About Me

I'm just a sarcastic, funny guy that loves to laugh. I think laughter is the key to life. A girl with a good sense of humor is very attractive. Someone that can keep up with my sick wit is even better! I enjoy warmer weather way more then cold. I don't function well in the cold, because i like to be outside. Be it working or playing. I bought my first motorcycle last fall, and I'm really looking forward to getting out and riding it this spring/summer. I like riding 4 wheelers too. My son and I go riding some, not as much as I'd like, but it's still fun.I am a father of 2 great kids, and they live with me. But their mother and I share custody, they stay with her when she's off work. So I do get some free time to get out and relax from the stresses of work and things from time to time. I take pride in the fact that I'm in my kids lives all the time, and that I put them before everything else. What I'm looking for is someone who can laugh. That's not too serious, but knows when to be. I think everyone should be a responsible adult to some degree.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Zachery

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    My ideal match? Well, speaking from past experience and sadly yes...Ive experienced this... these are things I'm NOT looking for...If you take offense to this, then you probably wouldn't appreciate my sense of humor.I'm by no means perfect, but do have certain things that are important to me :) I apologize for the sarcasm...its been a rough dating world: - If your sense of humor is so dry that I need gatorate after a phone conversation, no thanks.- If you've dated 75 different guys in the last 3 months and all of them 'weren't right' - I dont want to be 76 :***If your living space is unsanitary to the point that the roaches back away...I pass.- If you barely graduated high school with straight D's, and need picture *** screw in a light bulb...- If you're content making 7 dollars an hour for the rest of your life, have no ambitions or goals, and want to rely on a sugar daddy to do everything for you...keep moving.- There are 7 days in a week...if 6.95 of those days are spent stoned, or if more than half your week you spend drunk (im not talking a glass of wine here or there, i mean...liver crying drunk...keep-a-truckin.- If you over-analyze EVERYTHING, question every word, feeling, thought, action, or sneeze your mate makes - you're not for me. I'm a little insecure myself, I can admit it, but if you're swimming in a pool of insecurity, I cant handle that all the time . - If you've known me for less than a week and give me the silent treatment because I made plans on the night you said you were busy but then change your mind the next day...well...that's pretty childish, lame, and well....lame. Good luck finding a nice guy, anyone that takes that kind of crap and comes back for more just wants ass. Some of us want to be treated right and have a real relationship - not a smart way to impress someone. Just for good measure, if you've ever been arrested for anything involving blunt or non blunt trauma to someones body...heck...need I say more? Yeah, I could have summed this up pretty quickly by saying "Smart, Funny, has some goals/motivations, isnt always on drugs" but then I'd barely use up the ***character minimum...As for me: I'm easy going, honest, kind, funny ( or try to be), sarcastic....I think most of my friends would put me in the 'nice guy' category. I like to relax, hang out with friends, hit a local spot, watch a movie and joke around alot. I consider myself a catch. I dont do drugs, dont beat women, make good money, have a good head on my shoulders, a good family and love kids. I expect to be treated well, just like any of you. If I get a red flag from you, you're history :) Just searching for that someone I'll click with. Will it happen in a bar? Sidewalk? On here? Don't know - but I figure this is another way to meet people that I would probably never run into outside. Maybe I'll find someone special, a new friend...couldn't hurt. A drink, a coffee, maybe dinner :)

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