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Isis, 46

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About Me

Little quirks about me:-lawn gnomes and clowns scare me~-I've never needed to visit a clinic for an STD. Although I hear it's a great pick-up spot, I chose to try online dating.~ -my pet peeves are sobriety, kindness and people on fire - they're always asking for favors, even if they hardly know you.-I'm willing to lie about how we met.-I'm a great singer... in my car, alone.--I'm convinced if we all took long walks or went to the beach, we would all end up meeting in person *** online listing it as a first date.-Only you can save me from becoming pen-pals with prison inmates.-If your still interested after reading my quirks, you should contact me. I'm easy going, confident, have a good sense of humor and enjoy making people laugh. If you can't take a joke, make a joke or laugh at yourself, we probably won't get along. I think drama is over-rated and it bores me. I can be sarcastic and/or a smartas* ( I like to think of it as friendly teasing). I can dish out as good as I get. I'm not medicated, thats supposed to be a good thing right? I think kissing is cool and should be practiced as often as possible. What I'm looking for is a man that is confident in himself and his decisions. A strong personality, knows what he wants and goes after it. We all have baggage, it's all in how you deal with it. I won't bore you with mine if you'll do the same. Good manners is a plus. Honesty is important. Being upfront is just easier on both of us. Besides, who has the time for or really wants to play head games?I think the 'meet me' thing is useless. Grow some coconuts, send an *** "Hi"! =) Drinking and hiding evidence. If we click thats great, I'll help you with an alibi~

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Albina

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    Not a member yet, checking out the site for now. I don't know if I can reply.This isn't so easy for me, and I really have not dated, so I'll start by saying; If you're looking for glitz glam, look no further, I'm not for you. I'm pretty much a jeans, boots or sneakers kinda woman. That isn't to say I don't look hot in high heels and a mini. I do like to dress up.I'm very down to earth, creative and I love the outdoors. The mountains or the beach, whatever nature has to offer, including all animals. I am a giving and caring person, always willing to help.I'm the kind of woman who doesn't mind getting her hands dirty, I love fixing things. If I think I can do it, it's done, from electrical to plumbing, laying tile or whatever. I come complete with a wide selection of tools and a big heart I am willing to share. (and I love my tools) It would be nice to have a second pair of hands around….. (around me, and to complete me)I am very intelligent, funny, passionate, sensual, spontaneous, honest and loyal. Only one man for me.And if you are the ONE, I’ll just say I give a great massage.I am looking for a man who can’t wait to come home to me, wrap his arms around me and kiss my lips, neck, shoulder….. like there is no tomorrow. I love a man that is spontaneous, that is one thing a woman should never have to ask of her man. I want a family man; I want to be the doting wife and mother. I know it sounds corny and old fashioned but I tell it like it is, the way I had hoped it would be.My son needs a friend and a man he can look up to, like a dad, and if you have children, that is a huge plus. My son has asked on many occasions for a sister or brother, under the circumstances the best I could do was to get him a cat. It worked for awhile. I myself have always wanted more than one and if you should happen to have one or more children I would love them as my own. I am a great mother, homemaker and potential wife. I don't believe you would be sorry.I’d also like to mention, I’m a pretty good cook. You’d never know it is heart healthy. I try to stay fit so I managed to transform all that “bad for you” food into something you can enjoy without the guilt. I will admit, there are times when you just have to cheat a little bit. Wouldn't it be nice to whip up a dessert together?I like to exercise and having a partner to work out with would be nice and a lot more fun. So here I am, the end of my rope, online dating, hoping to meet the love of my life. I am not a big dater, so if I don’t get back to you please don’t be hurt. I just can’t date anybody, it’s not me. I am going to be very selective, after all, this will be the first day of the rest of my life, or Our life together.I can only add; for the right man there will be endless, spontaneous passion, filled with hugs and delicious kisses. PS - the pictures are all taken within the year. Don’t take it personal, but if there is no picture I probably won’t reply. I am not picky and I'm sure between the two of us we will come up with something we are both comfortable with.

  • Kirsteen

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    fun in the sun or howl at the moon ;). Happy Heart. I Need Laughter and Music. Smell the fresh air. Love the water, lake, river or ocean. Can get dirty, won't melt. I do clean up pretty well. Meet and greet. ;) Get accquainted over coffee. See where it goes from there?

  • Debera

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    First of all, I just want to thank you for viewing my profile. I haven't done this before, so here goes. I am a woman who has alot to offer the right partner. I like to hold hands and cuddle. i am not afraid of showing my emotions and I am looking for someone who feels the same. I am a very oriented person, who loves being with her two sons, family and friends. I enjoy travelling and going to the islands. Honesty is a very important thing and if you can't be honest, please pass me by. You can't have a relationship of any kind without honesty! I am a very compassionate, generous with my heart, warm, sensual and most of all a wonderful person. i don't believe in playing games. It is hard enough trying to find someone, so please No Games!!!! I hoping to find someone who enjoys the finer things in life and embraces whatever comes his way. I have faith that he is out there...Maybe it is you? The only way you will find out is to explore...Lets chat/connect and see what happens. Looking forward to the first step....Are you? Good luck on your adventure...and have FAITH!!!photos only please... I like to see the person inquiring about me. I think that the perfect for date, would be somewhere where we would both be comfortable and relaxed. Maybe like a restaurant with outdoor dining, a drink and maybe a light meal. Good conversation goes along way. And then we can just take it from there. Maybe a little walk, while we talk.

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