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Isis, 46
United States, Illinois, Centralia

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About Me

Little quirks about me:-lawn gnomes and clowns scare me~-I've never needed to visit a clinic for an STD. Although I hear it's a great pick-up spot, I chose to try online dating.~ -my pet peeves are sobriety, kindness and people on fire - they're always asking for favors, even if they hardly know you.-I'm willing to lie about how we met.-I'm a great singer... in my car, alone.--I'm convinced if we all took long walks or went to the beach, we would all end up meeting in person *** online listing it as a first date.-Only you can save me from becoming pen-pals with prison inmates.-If your still interested after reading my quirks, you should contact me. I'm easy going, confident, have a good sense of humor and enjoy making people laugh. If you can't take a joke, make a joke or laugh at yourself, we probably won't get along. I think drama is over-rated and it bores me. I can be sarcastic and/or a smartas* ( I like to think of it as friendly teasing). I can dish out as good as I get. I'm not medicated, thats supposed to be a good thing right? I think kissing is cool and should be practiced as often as possible. What I'm looking for is a man that is confident in himself and his decisions. A strong personality, knows what he wants and goes after it. We all have baggage, it's all in how you deal with it. I won't bore you with mine if you'll do the same. Good manners is a plus. Honesty is important. Being upfront is just easier on both of us. Besides, who has the time for or really wants to play head games?I think the 'meet me' thing is useless. Grow some coconuts, send an *** "Hi"! =) Drinking and hiding evidence. If we click thats great, I'll help you with an alibi~

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Rock Craft Making Gardening Adult Family & Kids Fantasy Golf Sailing
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