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Kali, 46
United States, Illinois, Carbondale

Offline, last seen Thu, 15 May 2025 18:30:11

About Me

I am silly, smart, funny and sometimes boring. I want someone to watch tv with, or go to shows with, or just enjoy the day with. My kids are grown and I have plenty of time to spoil someone. I have my own place and car and promise I won’t need gas money from you! I can buy my own groceries and pay my own bills and even afford to buy you things! I have a great job and good life and want you to be part of it. I am usually the class clown and have never met a stranger. I am caring to a fault and end up getting hurt because of it. I will do anything I can for you but please show me the same consideration.I tend to fall too quickly and am looking for someone who doesn't mind going slow. I am pudgy and do not care if you are too. I prefer to date someone soft butch or femme.Although I have a post graduate degree, I do not care if you did not make it past the 6th grade! LOLI am looking for someone who is sweet and funny and is not prone to feeling sorry for herself. I definitely do not deal well with the "poor me" scenario disguised in a passive aggressive presentation. She must be an animal lover!I am a Zen Buddhist but do not believe Buddha was a god…just a very enlightened profit who figured out that what goes around comes around, be good to others and that Karma is a b! I love to give compliments and kisses and will always ensure that she feels special and beautiful. Pet peeves: People who are mean to wait staff, rude or use profanity everywhere they go...even in front of children. I like first dates to be somewhere we can talk and laugh.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Buddhist

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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