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Myrl, 38
United States, Illinois, Anna

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About Me

Let me give you the steps on filling out your application.:1. Your age must be between ***Any younger and it would be like dating my son and any older it would be like I was dating an uncle.2. I do not like large men, meaning beer bellies or BBW3. Must have hair. I do not care for baldness even if you do it by choice I still don't like it. I want to run my fingers through it.4. I don't want someone who needs to drink a whole six pack of beer after work either. I would prefer only drink when they go out or at get togethers.5. I know most people smoke pot, however I really don't want to be around someone so stoned they *** So for my sake I would prefer no smoking or light.6. I don't like country music so I will only tolerate that crap if you are worth it.7. You must be able to laugh at complete strangers and enjoy people watching without feeling bad about it.8. I am not a girly girl, I enjoy working on cars, watching sports but not hunting, fishing or camping.References if any(unless its an ex gf)If you think you can apply for this position then please send me a message. You can fail but you won't pass if you don't try. I look forward to receiving these and grading them. Comments about me that are meant to hurt my feelings I will block and report you. If you intentionally apply knowing you will fail then I will block you as well. Any man or boy that applies will get a chance to stand out above the rest. You don't need all the criteria that I listed but most of it would be good. I would like someone who is great to look at and have a great personality but I usually only get one or the other. I look forward to my messages. Good Luck either way if its with me or someone else.What I am looking for is someone I can match wits with and enjoy having around for long periods of time. Maybe become my best friend and lover. anything it just depends on the person and the day of the week.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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