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Celinda, 26
United States, Illinois, Alton

Offline, last seen Wed, 22 Oct 2025 05:57:02

About Me

Let me start by saying, although I find it quite unnecessary that I have to clarify this; I don't LITERALLY want to go fishing. It was meant as a clever pun. Don't asking me to go fishing, thanks.first off, i feel compelled to tell you that...i'm kind of a big deal. i have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahagony. ;) I'm going to make the gist of this short and sweet; I don't care how big my boobs are or how mentally under-developed you are; I am on here to date and to be taken seriously. If I don't answer you, I'm just not interested. I'm sorry i'm not that sorry, but life goes on. Some other nice girl WILL message you, it just may not be me....just, don't take it as an opportunity to inundate me.I'm intelligent, I am witty, comical and a classy broad. I'm extremely sarcastic and movie-quote too much (you'll need to keep up). I take my job very seriously and I have higher aspirations than just being a pretty face or a hooters waitress.I wish to meet someone who is also intelligent...stable/self sufficient and/or has a career or an idea of what he wants to do with his life.I believe in romance....I believe chivalry still exists somewhere and traditions can still be appreciated and practiced. I am in no hurry to get married or get on the baby train; but I am looking for something substantial right now. In closing; please let me emphasize that I am not on here to screw around. This site is a huge joke, which is why it's free...but at least the convenience of a filtration system exists. Please don't send me rude/crude/harassing/obscene or blatantly *** because you're bored. I am very pugnacious when provoked...I can either be really cool and funny or a verbal terrorist. I'll let you decide.I look forward to seeing if this can work this time around ;) I would say for a first time meeting...probably something involving alcoholic beverages (preferably the ones with the umbrellas) in case one of us is ugly, or to just take the edge off in general. This also makes for an easier getaway if things aren't going very well and I have to refrain from abandoning you in a dark, wooded area. If I decide I like you; I may let you win at a game of pool...or bowling, but I can't make any promises. The whole dinner and a movie nonsense can be avoided until a few dates later, if it gets that far.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Metal Watching TV Chinese Greek Indonesian Adult Biography Comedy Ice Hockey Shooting Sports
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