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I'm tired of dating and the whole meet and greet... or as my girlfriends and I now call it... the 'scratch'n sniff'. :0)If you're smiling then I know you can relate... say no mor') My past has left me street smart and independent. ( ' course years in the tropics with poisonous snakes and no electricity tends to do that) ... so I'm looking for a guy who prefers brains with his boobs. :o) I'd like to go back in time and erase the moment when dating evolved to 'must love dogs' and 'toilet paper falls forward'. What ever happened to our cave man DNA of "Women puts out... man feels powerful ... hunts and gathers... keeps woman safe?" I desire that and all it can grow to...long term, partnership with clear communication and high emotional intelligence. I don't need a man... I want a champion. I don't think he exists, (at least not within 30 min of the Golden Ears bridge) ... please prove me wrong. I'm independent to a fault, very loyal, raised my son on my own, (late teens) fix my own stuff, work in a male dominated industry, but will do my best to let the man in my life open the pickle jar. They tell me it's good for the relationship... but what if I'm better at it than he is? ... oops, was that my inside voice? :o) I prefer sarcastic humor, witty playful banter, public displays of affection and crave that physical connection with one right guy. Don't you love those moments when you've been in a lip lock for hours? I am debt free, don't wear nail polish, and am in pretty good shape. Ok, I'm working off the muffin top... but will you really care when you have a naked woman in your arms? I'm passionate about everything. Life, travel, the planet, relationships, food, music, and teaching my son to strive to be better than we were yesterday. My new business is almost a year old and it's getting exciting. I work from home and am flexible to create my own hours and n long weekends... Hooo-yaaaa! If you're big on spontaneous adventure, you'll like me.. let's go!..and preferably a barn and guest house out back.A few of my favorite things: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens..... Bargains on E-bay... pajamas in red. (du-doop-de, du-doop-de, du-doop-de, du-doop-de...) Snow covered mountains when spring is a blazin'. Spooning on mornings when rain is a drizzlin'. Watching our kids grow up closer and smart. Gigglin' like school kids at someone's loud fart! ... when the top's down... when our skis crunch... when we bust a gut.... I simply want one man to share these things with and ease this pain innnnnnnn myyyyyy heeaarrrrrrt! Yup, that tune's gonna be in your head all day :o) Phone call first please... I prefer to get to that step quick.Then perhaps a frisky coffee or a laid back appy and we can take it from there.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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