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NoaOffline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
What am I interested in, dear reader of this profile may ask....….Hmmmmm......Well……Um um .....let me think...YOU!!!!Yep, you heard that right, YOU!I am interested in a man who takes the effort to stand apart from “the rest”.” Who is one of those few unique individuals that I will eventually connect with. Myself – restless, analytical, and opinionated! I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. I am independent but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on! Timeless books and movies that make you wonder for days about whose side you are on put great flavor into many of my evenings.Okay, here is the "difficult" part;What am I not looking for? Trashy talk, smokers, an “FWB” or “NSA” relationship, smokers, non stop whining, complaining, hateful blame filled stories about what your ex did (booring!!) and oh.. did I mention I hate smoking?If you your status says "separated" you are going to get the delete key. No exceptions.Really.I love kids (and people in general!!) , and have several adopted “nieces” & “nephews;” but I am “Childfree by Choice” therefore my “mind-frame” about kids is not going to be like most women you know. Since my Single Dad dating experience thus far has been about as successful as Obama-care, I would prefer NOT to date a Single Dad regardless of the kids (adult or not) age. It is important that I am "valued" as a person, and not because I am a single, working woman who is “convenient” and has nothing to "fix.” To avoid wasted time on both our parts, if you are a Dad, please carefully consider what I just wrote, before responding, and appreciate I am being very upfront about this issue, and very skeptical that we will have a mutually rewarding relationship. If you have kids a) still at home, b) still paying college tuition, or c) have an adult kid(s)s that live at home due to “failure to launch” issues, that’s a huge deal breaker, and I probably won’t respond at all. Whew... now that I threw that "out on the table"..lets get on to the fun stuff!!!.Take it from here Jan...The TOP TEN THINGS You should know about Ms.;think tank" (aka his computer-desk-in-his-bedroom-corner );Now put on your best “” voice…Nuuuummber TEN: She secretly likes The Waffle House.Number Nine; She hates tomatoes, onions, The Devil, Sushi, Seafood, porta potties, potty mouths, Spam ( both the food and the electronic kind), Hand-held-cameras-while-you-take-a-pic-of-yourself-in-the-bathroom-mirror, The Krap-tashians, traffic jams, getting lost, political ads, cold pizza, Octomom, that loud annoying guy on WBAP with the "hissy" laugh, and most "reality" shows.Number Eight: She’s a “girly girl," loves clothes, make up and jewelry, stops short in front of store windows and goes Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and then will drag you into the store with her.Number Sehveeeen: Crazy about pets, your dog will probably get to kiss her before you do! Oh, try and "pretend" you like her cats....Number Six: She’s a coupon queen, always has some freebie, Groupon, Living social, Membership pass, loves flea markets, consignment stores, antique shop and will bicker with vendors for deals like there is know tomorrow!Number Five; She still giggles like a little girl, sits with her left leg tucked underneath her, and absentmindedly twirls her hair. Number Four: She uses big words, I think she makes most of them up!Number Thureee: She watches Dancing with the Stars, and her knowledge about who was, or is a famous football player is limited to "Was he on Dancing with the Stars?"Number Twoooo': Has an Avatar on Second Life.And the Number ONE thing you may want to know about Ms.. Let her do “IT" first. Let her ask "IT" first, Let her think “IT” was all her idea, and resign yourself to the fact there is not much you can do about "IT"…. Just sit back and watch the show............. Well, I am a firm believer in the "K.I.S.S." method."K eep"I" t" "S" imple"S" weetie.Being one of those cursed "Scorpions" it may take me a little bit of time to warm up... I don't give out my number right away, and "forwardness" is off-putting.Slowly.Slowly.Slooooooooooooooooooolleeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy.For a first date, I would not mind meeting for a drink, coffee, tea, etc., and if there is a mutual connection, then maybe you might ask me for a second date....???
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RosinaOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
Just a down to earth, denim wearing, country girl. LOVE being by the water. LOVE listening to guitar. Spending time with family and friends. Love to laugh. Not the sitting around type. Like to get out and enjoy the world. Outdoor adventures, travel, day trips...even a simple coffee out. All a wonderful time. Would live at the beach if I could :)Not the dating around/sleeping around type. I'm the good old fashioned honest,dependable type with morals...and love to laugh and have fun. Not shy at all really...but cant seem to bring myself to make first contact :/ Looking for my last first date as you guys say.Don't be shy! Looking forward to finally meeting you.Please have a pic to contact me Not into the bodybuilding type eww. Just "normal" is where it's at for meOff to enjoy this sunshiny day!
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KarimaOffline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
Hello :) I'd like to start out by saying I'm not perfect, and I am not expecting perfection... but I am expecting honesty and someone who is as easy going as I am. If you are a man with a dramatic life or a crazy ex, thats not going to work!!!! I'm an independent woman who likes to have fun, I have a huge heart and a great sense of humor. Life is to Short to be a stick in the mud :)-My family is very important to me. I have three wonderful sons 2 daughter-in-law's and grandchildren :)I am adventurous and spontaneous and love to have a good time. I like to snuggle and watch a good movie with a nice warm fire going with a glass of wine! I love to camp and be outdoors. I enjoy going for long rides. Some say I'm not boring at all.....Some say I'm too much to handle!! I say live life why your here ;)- Really guys I like my Quiet time also! I work very hard all week, and look forward to my weekends out with friends and family and maybe even you if you are willing to give me a shot.I'm looking for something serious so if you just want to play games don't even message me. Before we have a first date, I would like to meet up somewhere to make sure that we have a connection. I hate being in one of those situations where you are on a date with someone and you're stuck with them for a whole night when you don't even have a connection. Maybe talking on the phone First.