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NoaOnline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
What am I interested in, dear reader of this profile may ask....….Hmmmmm......Well……Um um .....let me think...YOU!!!!Yep, you heard that right, YOU!I am interested in a man who takes the effort to stand apart from “the rest”.” Who is one of those few unique individuals that I will eventually connect with. Myself – restless, analytical, and opinionated! I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. I am independent but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on! Timeless books and movies that make you wonder for days about whose side you are on put great flavor into many of my evenings.Okay, here is the "difficult" part;What am I not looking for? Trashy talk, smokers, an “FWB” or “NSA” relationship, smokers, non stop whining, complaining, hateful blame filled stories about what your ex did (booring!!) and oh.. did I mention I hate smoking?If you your status says "separated" you are going to get the delete key. No exceptions.Really.I love kids (and people in general!!) , and have several adopted “nieces” & “nephews;” but I am “Childfree by Choice” therefore my “mind-frame” about kids is not going to be like most women you know. Since my Single Dad dating experience thus far has been about as successful as Obama-care, I would prefer NOT to date a Single Dad regardless of the kids (adult or not) age. It is important that I am "valued" as a person, and not because I am a single, working woman who is “convenient” and has nothing to "fix.” To avoid wasted time on both our parts, if you are a Dad, please carefully consider what I just wrote, before responding, and appreciate I am being very upfront about this issue, and very skeptical that we will have a mutually rewarding relationship. If you have kids a) still at home, b) still paying college tuition, or c) have an adult kid(s)s that live at home due to “failure to launch” issues, that’s a huge deal breaker, and I probably won’t respond at all. Whew... now that I threw that "out on the table"..lets get on to the fun stuff!!!.Take it from here Jan...The TOP TEN THINGS You should know about Ms.;think tank" (aka his computer-desk-in-his-bedroom-corner );Now put on your best “” voice…Nuuuummber TEN: She secretly likes The Waffle House.Number Nine; She hates tomatoes, onions, The Devil, Sushi, Seafood, porta potties, potty mouths, Spam ( both the food and the electronic kind), Hand-held-cameras-while-you-take-a-pic-of-yourself-in-the-bathroom-mirror, The Krap-tashians, traffic jams, getting lost, political ads, cold pizza, Octomom, that loud annoying guy on WBAP with the "hissy" laugh, and most "reality" shows.Number Eight: She’s a “girly girl," loves clothes, make up and jewelry, stops short in front of store windows and goes Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and then will drag you into the store with her.Number Sehveeeen: Crazy about pets, your dog will probably get to kiss her before you do! Oh, try and "pretend" you like her cats....Number Six: She’s a coupon queen, always has some freebie, Groupon, Living social, Membership pass, loves flea markets, consignment stores, antique shop and will bicker with vendors for deals like there is know tomorrow!Number Five; She still giggles like a little girl, sits with her left leg tucked underneath her, and absentmindedly twirls her hair. Number Four: She uses big words, I think she makes most of them up!Number Thureee: She watches Dancing with the Stars, and her knowledge about who was, or is a famous football player is limited to "Was he on Dancing with the Stars?"Number Twoooo': Has an Avatar on Second Life.And the Number ONE thing you may want to know about Ms.. Let her do “IT" first. Let her ask "IT" first, Let her think “IT” was all her idea, and resign yourself to the fact there is not much you can do about "IT"…. Just sit back and watch the show............. Well, I am a firm believer in the "K.I.S.S." method."K eep"I" t" "S" imple"S" weetie.Being one of those cursed "Scorpions" it may take me a little bit of time to warm up... I don't give out my number right away, and "forwardness" is off-putting.Slowly.Slowly.Slooooooooooooooooooolleeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy.For a first date, I would not mind meeting for a drink, coffee, tea, etc., and if there is a mutual connection, then maybe you might ask me for a second date....???
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SulemaOnline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
Hi :)) I'm a born again Christian, devote and love the Lord and people, I hope to make friends or meet my sweetheart for life :) We will all give an account of the way we lived our lives before Jesus someday, good or bad....that's the final judgment, so lets be kind to each other, helpful, giving and caring, because what you sow you will reap...I attend church regularly, I have and know lots of great people but will keep a door open to Christian dating :) I'm normal, happy, good attitude, love to have a laugh and am light hearted, I will spoil my guy and make him my world if you have me by the heart.....I believe that the only way to Heaven is thru faith in Jesus Christ and a conscience of how I live my life...my hope is that it is a pleasing sacrifice unto God.....Blessings xo Ice cream ;)
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TandraOnline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
Just so you know, I want to say I am a Christian. I am so humbled to be a part of the family of God. I am always looking for ways I can help others. I enjoy being "behind the scenes" helping make things come together. My hope is that as I serve, I am pointing others to Christ. It is my prayer that my life brings others to a closer relationship with Christ.I am not a perfect person, not by any means at all. I have made a lot of mistakes, wrong choices, and just plain old knowingly did the not right thing. I can only get back up dust myself off and try to learn to listen closely to the One who knows the right choices, doesn't make mistakes, and always does the right thing. I hope there is a man out there who understands what I am saying and is trying to listen to the same One that I am and as they make it through this life journey. It is important to take it slow and do something simple. Maybe a lunch date in a comfortable setting or a walk in the park - just somewhere where we can talk easily. It should be a special time for us to get to know each other and try to understand a little about where we have been, where we are and where we are going in our lives. Sharing our life goals and passions may help to create the spark of a new friendship.I look forward to meeting a compassionate man with a passion for serving our Lord Jesus Christ. There is nothing more bonding in any relationship than the shared spirit of Christ. Having Christ as the center of a friendship or relationship, brings a closeness unlike any other relationship. You have a commonality, a special oneness in life.