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Rylee, 45

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About Me

I love to do anything (seriously...anything) where water is included. I am solar powered. But I also love it at night...it's hard to keep me out of the water at night and I have almost died or been arrested this way in the past (bring bail money). But I've also got a bit of a redneck side and do dig the woods. I've even been known to have at certain points in my life, doe piss in my freezer and understand the importance of not throwing scented drier sheets in a load prior to huntin'. I love to SCUBA, boat, fish, hang out at the beach, camping, cookouts, hanging out at waterfront tiki bars, live music, hot tub, read, cook, people watch, road trips, stimulating conversation, silly conversation, learning...and LAUGHING!I'm a great cook...not trying to brag but I really am. It's part of my man kryptonite "package" and I love to do it for people.I have two children, 11 and 16 who I have half the time and I love it. You would fall in love with them too if you met them. So if you don't like kids...NEXT!People tell me that I am very funny and I will say just about anything to get a laugh. I definitely have a goofy side and almost nothing embarrasses me. I have no problem laughing at myself. I'm a big fan of random and sarcastic humor but be warned...it's hard to "one up" me. Never in a mean spirited way of course! So bring on the banter...I'm IN!I'm faithful, loyal, and honest (sometimes to a fault). I like to keep it real...and I'm very open. I don't believe in making a partner play the "guessing game" as to what's on my mind. It's immature. Mutual respectful communication...such a simple formula.Sometimes I can be an over thinker which can get me in a little bit of trouble. My mind just doesn't seem to ever wanna stop...which is why this profile is becoming a runaway train of thought. By no means an exhaustive list but some of my other quirks include: I hate talking on the phone, I detest shopping, I wear flip flops everywhere so if stilettos are a fetish of yours may wanna pass. I don't sleep enough, serial killers fascinate me, I don't buy generic at the grocery store even though I should, spreadsheets make a lot of sense to me...art does not.I'm looking for a man who is funny, I'm talking make me laugh until I pee my pants funny. I enjoy someone who is a little left of center...someone who can keep me on my toes, challenge me, teach me, spar and banter with me, shake my tree, make me go "hmmmm, I like it...I want more of that".I am sexually attracted to intelligence. ;-)Someone who is open, emotionally available and expressive. Confidence is a major turn on. But not arrogant or smug. I'm not into judgmental self-righteous types. You love to kiss? Such a plus!Now while I may come across as a little bit of a smart ass sometimes...the truth is...ok, well that is true...but I also am ridiculously affectionate and will go to the ends of the earth for someone if I really truly fall in love. OH! And you must love to kiss! I mean really...(hours? days?).I really love having someone to care about. I get as much if not more fulfillment from loving someone as I do being loved. However, I am not into forcing a relationship just to have one. I am happy to make new friends and spend time with the ones I already have but I am certainly open to going “all in” should the right person come along.Thanks for your patience with this insanely long winded profile. Oh hell, let's just grab some ***nachos loaded, a 6 pack and go cop a squat on the beach.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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