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Audry, 42

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About Me

Nerdy, dirty, inked and curvy.Wicked witch seeking ogre, dragon, centaur or satyr for a Happily Ever After. Professional bookworm. I have kids and we are a package deal (does this really need to be said?). I've been a gamer chick since the 80s and have a strong preference for tabletop rpgs (Pathfinder anyone?). I own my home (currently undergoing renovation) and am financially stable. If you identify with Billy from Dr Horrible, we should talk.I am a practicing witch, wicked in the best sense of the word. I probably won't hex you. Yes, I know the principles of Tantra - the actual yogic practice *** Sting's sex enhancement breathing practices.Pop culture compatibility check! How many of these quotes do you know?- Who's scruffy looking?- It won't answer; it's a gazebo.- Are there sny girls there? I want to dooooooo them!- You have been recruited by the Star Leagueto defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-- There can be only one.- Don't worry, Captain Hammer will save us.- In just seven days, I can make you a man.- As you wish.- Wolfman's got nards!- I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. Talk to me. Setting doesn't matter (although it will be a public place), just engage in conversation.For the love of all that's holy, please write real words in sentences! Getting text-speak over a service that doesn't have a character limit makes the sender appear illiterate, lazy or both. How is that a good first impression on anyone?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Remedios

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I am perfectly bilingual, and have no objection communicating in english. I would like it if you could speak/understand a little bit of french, but I wouldnt write you off if not...:) Je suis passé sur ce site quelques fois sans trop y consacrer d’efforts...cette fois-ci je vais prendre quelques minutes pour d’écrire qui je suis et mes intentions...:)Je travaille comme designer dans le domaine de la renos, du couvre plancher, finition interieur. Jadore mon travail et jy consacre plusieurs heures par semaine.J’habite seule. J'ai deux enfants, une grande fille de 21 ans et un petit homme de 10 ans qui habite avec papa en grande majorité du temps. Je suis une grande rêveuse qui croit encore fort a l’amour fou, fidèle, passionné, attentionné. J'suis une fille qui bouge beaucoup, pleine d’énergie, j’aime voir le monde, rire, faire des activités intérieurs, extérieurs, été comme hiver... J'aime les petites soirees entre amis, mais surtout les soirees entre nous deux...;) Bonne bouffe, bon vin...ah oui les bas, j’adore les bas, toute sorte de bas! J’ai beaucoup d’amis et le ménage de mon jardin est pas mal fait, je suis très bien entouré, les mauvais herbes je m’en tiens loin...Je suis célibataire depuis un bout de temps, je suis bien, j’ai beaucoup appris à me connaitre, je sais très bien ce que je veux et ne veux pas...mais j'aimerais bien partage ma vie avec un homme qui saura mapporter pleins de petits bonheurs... Ce qui m'attirera le plus chez toi...Tu es un homme passionné, qui aime la vie, qui aime rire...et en grande majorité du temps est positif.Tu es fidèle et à de belles valeursTu aimes faire des activitesTu n’abuses pas trop l’alchool, tu ne fumes pasTu as un travail, stableTu n’habites pas chez tes parents...:)

  • Andrea

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    My life is pretty good. I'm content and I enjoy hanging out with me, but sometimes, sharing the fun, good & bad of life with a genuine, flawed, wild, warm and wacky guy can be good too. I have a high I.Q., yet it took me years to figure out where the piles of cigarettes in parking lots come from... I have a very generous heart, once you lick away the hard candy shell... I'm not really a "girly-girl", and I'm not interested in superficial pursuits such as: pop culture, shopping, makeup or fashion trends. I almost always wear cargo pants. I don't carry a purse, neither should you... I'm "Low Maintenance", so please don't take longer in the bathroom than I do.I am voluptuous and well-proportioned (5'8" ***lbs.) with gorgeous blue eyes and long legs; can you handle an honest woman who doesn't inhibit her appetite(s)? About You:Do you have a good sense of humour and wit? Life is just too short, otherwise!I am *usually* attracted to:-Larger body types,-Blue collar guys or entrepreneurs, -Guys who don't necessarily follow the rules of society,-Independent thinkers, open-mindedness, old fashioned, and-Older men who are "rough around the edges" are greatly appreciated. The following are non-negotiable: I am not interested in: dating married men, "just intimate encounters", drama, lies, bullsh!+, BDSM-based relationships or any other form of games. A photo in your profile is a must.The Qualities & Attributes I Like in a Man:-Assertiveness (not aggression), -Intelligence (emotional, intellectual & street smarts),-Ability to communicate (initiate and or continue a written or spoken conversation),-Gentlemen (basic manners, not *necessarily* sophistication or culture), -Self-assuredness (not egotistical) and -Emotional Bravery / vulnerability (true strength)Re: so called "baggage": It's not about what life deals you, it's about how you deal with life. Drum lessons, crossbow shooting, the gun range, motorbike racing, or anything (else) fun we haven't done before! But seriously & more realistically for a 1st meeting: some apps and a drink or two, followed by a walk if we click...

  • Leanora

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am looking for a nice single guy who is looking to start things off as friends and work on having it grow into moreSomeone close by so can meet up and get to know one another face to faceSomeone fun and romantic and who knows how to treat me rightSomeone I can go out and have a drink with or dinner or stay in and watch a movie and get to know one anotherMaybe be together and do nothing but it would be the most wonderful time we'd have togetherAm not looking for just a one night standAm not looking for fwb starting with messages - then *** some chats - maybe some pics - am open to ideas and suggestions - and we'll see how things go from there -- am tired of hearing from someone who says they are interested and then disappear or never show up

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