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About Me

Nerdy, dirty, inked and curvy.Wicked witch seeking ogre, dragon, centaur or satyr for a Happily Ever After. Professional bookworm. I have kids and we are a package deal (does this really need to be said?). I've been a gamer chick since the 80s and have a strong preference for tabletop rpgs (Pathfinder anyone?). I own my home (currently undergoing renovation) and am financially stable. If you identify with Billy from Dr Horrible, we should talk.I am a practicing witch, wicked in the best sense of the word. I probably won't hex you. Yes, I know the principles of Tantra - the actual yogic practice *** Sting's sex enhancement breathing practices.Pop culture compatibility check! How many of these quotes do you know?- Who's scruffy looking?- It won't answer; it's a gazebo.- Are there sny girls there? I want to dooooooo them!- You have been recruited by the Star Leagueto defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-- There can be only one.- Don't worry, Captain Hammer will save us.- In just seven days, I can make you a man.- As you wish.- Wolfman's got nards!- I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. Talk to me. Setting doesn't matter (although it will be a public place), just engage in conversation.For the love of all that's holy, please write real words in sentences! Getting text-speak over a service that doesn't have a character limit makes the sender appear illiterate, lazy or both. How is that a good first impression on anyone?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Lucina

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Well hello Everyone well i am fun easy going, i have a good sense of humor .i love to cook and cuddle . love to watch sports . i can listen to any music like country and hip hop/ rap. am looking for friends and dating and go from there .;I AM NOT INTO HEAD GAMES . i believing in communicatingSomeone to make me laugh and laugh with me. well at first it would be simple a coffee and a walk so we can talk

  • Marylu

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    .. Have a lot of different likes. Looking for someone to go hiking, movies, out to dinner and dancing with. I worked as a landscaper, love my job most of the time but I have just moved and am now working in a high school kitchen.. I have an offbeat sense of humor and love laughter so a sense of humor is a must in you. I want honest, caring, faithful, intelligent and funny guy. Depends on situation. Dinner and/or a movie, coffee, or a long walk to get to know each other.

  • Jaimie

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    If something more happens than that might be cool as well. Translation: I am not looking to hook up and have meaningless sex. I know I could write about how laid back I am, that I have no drama in my life, or any issues whatsoever but that would be complete BS. Every person on the earth has some drama and some issues. It's how we deal with these things that makes us who we are. I like to think that I deal with everything perfectly but I know I don't. And I really am kind of laid back, most of the time, but not all of the time.I try to live my life with a positive vibe and glass half full mentality but to be honest it is a journey. It is something that I work at on a daily basis.I am a shy person. Sometimes painfully so. But once I feel comfortable around someone it can be hard to shut me up. I feel awkward in social settings where there are large groups of people that I don't know.I am more comfortable in jeans and casual attire. Although I am not opposed to trying new things.Hiking and backpacking are major hobbies of mine so it would great to find someone to do these things with.I workout several times a week, mainly doing Crossfit but I mix it up with some running and kickboxing occasionally.I love the mountains.I love playing mini-golf. My goal is complete all the courses in PF/GatlingburgI think Diet Dr Pepper should be a food group.I love love love Mexican food.I love cats but am allergic.I love dogs.I love almost any animals but not so much when it comes to spiders and reptiles.I like kids.I have lived in almost every southern state. Classic rock is my choice of music.I maintain 2 blogs. One for my hiking and one for random life stuff.Things I am looking for...Someone who is confident but not an ****. I tend to like someone who takes charge.Someone who wants to have fun and do adventurous things. Hopefully someone that can stand my sometime sarcastic sense of humor.Someone who is trying to better their life in some way or fashion.Pet Peeves:Smoking. I just don't want to be around it.Self taken cell phone pics. If all your pics are taken by yourself with your cell phone it makes me think you don't have any friends to take a simple pic of you.Horrible spelling. A few words are ok. But if every other word is misspelled then it's a problem. And typing a profile and not spelling out words. Really, how hard is it to type out "you" *** "u"If my peeves make seem like a b*tch then oh well. Hmmmm....seeing as I can be really shy and nervous until I get to know people I think a first date should be more interactive, maybe mini-golf, bowling or something like that. I don't want to be all self conscious sitting across the table from someone who is starting at me and I am wondering if I have food caught in my teeth or something.

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