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Audry, 42

United States, Georgia, Sylvania

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About Me

Nerdy, dirty, inked and curvy.Wicked witch seeking ogre, dragon, centaur or satyr for a Happily Ever After. Professional bookworm. I have kids and we are a package deal (does this really need to be said?). I've been a gamer chick since the 80s and have a strong preference for tabletop rpgs (Pathfinder anyone?). I own my home (currently undergoing renovation) and am financially stable. If you identify with Billy from Dr Horrible, we should talk.I am a practicing witch, wicked in the best sense of the word. I probably won't hex you. Yes, I know the principles of Tantra - the actual yogic practice *** Sting's sex enhancement breathing practices.Pop culture compatibility check! How many of these quotes do you know?- Who's scruffy looking?- It won't answer; it's a gazebo.- Are there sny girls there? I want to dooooooo them!- You have been recruited by the Star Leagueto defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-- There can be only one.- Don't worry, Captain Hammer will save us.- In just seven days, I can make you a man.- As you wish.- Wolfman's got nards!- I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. Talk to me. Setting doesn't matter (although it will be a public place), just engage in conversation.For the love of all that's holy, please write real words in sentences! Getting text-speak over a service that doesn't have a character limit makes the sender appear illiterate, lazy or both. How is that a good first impression on anyone?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Reggae English Irish Japanese Thai Drag Racing Shooting Sports Volleyball
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