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Audry, 42

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About Me

Nerdy, dirty, inked and curvy.Wicked witch seeking ogre, dragon, centaur or satyr for a Happily Ever After. Professional bookworm. I have kids and we are a package deal (does this really need to be said?). I've been a gamer chick since the 80s and have a strong preference for tabletop rpgs (Pathfinder anyone?). I own my home (currently undergoing renovation) and am financially stable. If you identify with Billy from Dr Horrible, we should talk.I am a practicing witch, wicked in the best sense of the word. I probably won't hex you. Yes, I know the principles of Tantra - the actual yogic practice *** Sting's sex enhancement breathing practices.Pop culture compatibility check! How many of these quotes do you know?- Who's scruffy looking?- It won't answer; it's a gazebo.- Are there sny girls there? I want to dooooooo them!- You have been recruited by the Star Leagueto defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-- There can be only one.- Don't worry, Captain Hammer will save us.- In just seven days, I can make you a man.- As you wish.- Wolfman's got nards!- I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. Talk to me. Setting doesn't matter (although it will be a public place), just engage in conversation.For the love of all that's holy, please write real words in sentences! Getting text-speak over a service that doesn't have a character limit makes the sender appear illiterate, lazy or both. How is that a good first impression on anyone?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Gabi

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I'm a fun loving even flow kinda person i love animals and Football . Go-Pack-Go Yes i'm a cheesehead . I'm a hard work single mother of two Daughters and i have Two Grandkids A Girl and Boy . ... Working for my future cause that's where it all is well i like to go out to dinner, flea market, garge saling, and yes i went there hahahah. Fishing is fun anything out of the box . it's hard to get to know someone at the movies... but i would love to go see the Packers Play . ok maybe asking to much for a first date but you know that would be fun

  • Amee

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Allow me to indulge...Imagine this, if you will: intelligent, witty, humorous, well mannered, and compassionate. These are adjectives that have been used to describe me. Lost, stranded, searching, “something’s missing”, longing. These are the adjectives that come to mind when describing myself. I am left searching for something more, something greater. The method of trial and error should not be applied to dating. The heart is not something to be toyed with. The soul is not something to be reasoned with. Games are for children. A picture is worth a thousand words, but a thousand words can express feelings and tell stories that the most flattering of pictures cannot. Looks are important, but honesty, emotion, and compassion are the true key to happiness. Physical intimacy is good, but emotional intimacy is heaven. There are no love stories, there are life stories. It should not be considered a sacrifice if the heart is leading the way. True love can never be fully expressed, but can always be truly felt. Eating a 5-course dinner is exquisite, but preparing a meal over a stove for an hour for the one you love, only to have the said meal turn out a disaster is priceless. There are excuses, explanations, and reasons…and there is a fine line between the three, but the heart will tell you the truth. The one I am looking for will read my description and understand what I mean. They understand that the bar/club scene is atrocious if you are looking for someone to want you, but can be exciting if you are with the one you want. They will understand that trust is an important issue. They will understand that a relationship is made up of two people on two paths, but the two paths can continue side by side. They will understand that losing yourself in someone does not mean you have to lose yourself. They will know that there is no 'too early' or 'too late' when it comes to relationships. They will realize that being with the one you care for makes you a better person. They will realize the difference between the 'morning after' and 'the day after'. They will realize that going to sleep with the one you want is more important than sleeping with the one you want. Talk and get to to know one another.

  • Lorette

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am looking for someone who is a good hearted individual, who loves animals and most importantly accepts my daughter. Someone who is open minded to new things and isn't afraid to be themselves. Somewhere quiet where we can get to know eachother surrounded by good food and music

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