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Rory, 41

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About Me

I like eating mayonnaise and bananas sandwiches in the rain, watching I Love Lucy reruns, peeing on birds in the park and hugging strangers on the bus, you must eat onions raw and sweat freely and often. Must wear size twelve shoes. I'm mostly seeking someone who is willing to be there for me throughout all my methadone treatments, crack binges and court appearances. Would be nice to have you hang around for the long term to pick me up from prison. Ha! Ha! I am laid back and down to earth. I don't take myself too seriously and I am a complete goofball, dorky and passionate. I'm a little sarcastic, I love to laugh and enjoy life! I'm very stable, I own my home, car and I have a career. I'm a single mom of one awesome kid! You won't meet her anytime soon, unless something serious develops. She comes first in my life, as all children should. I enjoy going out with friends to a sunny patio or concert. I enjoy movies, grilling out, weekend trips, antiquing, camping, home projects, gardening, shooting up the paper at the gun range and traveling. I'm not really into going to clubs, as I've grown out of that but I do enjoy dancing on occasion. I'm looking for someone special in my life, best friend and my equal. Someone that is real and not fake. Please no games and no drama, life is way too short !!! Someone that wants to actually put forth the effort to work towards a relationship. We probably won't be a match if the following applies to you. I'm Just saying... 1. Your married, separated is still married. 2. 3. Ever been in the mob as a hit man, just threw that one in for fun! 4. Has a crack pipe or bong collection or any chemical addictions!5. A Felon or wanted by the *** Takes lithium daily because your cheese is sliding off your cracker. 7. If your looking for FWB or one night stand. 8. Throwing gang signs around to represent your affiliations. 9. Are wanting every women on meetville to see your penis!!! I know you guys are proud of it but says a lot about what your looking for. Coffee, drinks, dinner or something that envolves talking and getting to know each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sheri

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I am secure & happy with myself, but life is not always meant for spending alone.A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, shopping, walks/runs for exercise, zumba,ice cold martinis & celebrating special occasions. I am a confident, independent, and honest professional woman. I have a great smile, and family & friends are very important to me. A man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities....and almost impossible to pass up!!No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens. An evening spent at a quaint outdoor patio, enjoying interesting conversation, and a good drink.

  • Ardelle

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I am adding this information to cut back on messages and wasting someones time. I am not interested in booty calls, doing freaky things, getting massages from you or hanging out with married men. I have no intentions on sending you dirty pics of me, so don't bother asking. I date younger guys most of the time. I am interested in very smart, tall, and athletic guys with big muscles. I am a lot of work and have a strong personality. I like going to sporting events and would never date someone who didnt want to take me to a Bama game or at least watch their games. If you think going to wine tastings or galleries is fun then I am definitely not for you.

  • Issy

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    So whats a gal like me doing on POF? Curiosity, boredom, seeking interesting conversation, maybe a new friend in life, preferably no enemies, and on the off chance of meeting that intriguing person that sets off a spark.I am divorced and single. I am alone, but not lonely (which also means I am not desperate). I have learned to be comfortable with myself. I am pretty well balanced, down to earth chick you meet in a grocery store in old jeans and a t shirt. I have a positive outlook in life. I am one of those who will easily start a conversation with someone in line.I enjoy nature, (amateur) photography, friends and family, theme parks, reading, people watching, long easy conversations, sarcasm, laughter (a must!), good movies, planting and digging in the dirt (love the feel and scents of nature) scrabble, yatzee, impulse outings, not worrying about looking and acting perfect, but *** comfortable, and respectable, alright and silly! I like to have fun, be in positive atmospheres. (I will try to lighten too serious moods.) I need to have time alone to myself to refresh and unwind. I am very empathetic, this time alone is necessary for me. I enjoy "hanging out" with my teenagers, though they are now at that age where hanging out with mom isn't as important. Which is probably for the best as I want to attach them to a rocket aimed at the moon more and more often...That's normal, right? Teenagers really dont make much sense and when they do, not only is it totally fascinating, but a little scary... just where did you learn that and when??I have experienced true love, loss, betrayal, death of family members, lay offs, reality checks and single parenting, and here I am, stronger and more confident. I have avoided relationships or involvement because I have been thru Hell, but have had it easy compared to others. The idea of a broken heart again really helps me keep people at a distance. And that is really hard to overcome. Playing games is not my style, I am pretty straight forward, and honest. I am old.fashioned, I have good morals. I'm not a one nighter. What would I Like to see in a man? Someone confident and at ease with himself, with nothing to prove. Someone mature, but still a kid at heart. Comfortable in jeans and Ts, groomed, not necessarily polished, someone who has a past, but has used it to move to a better place in life, and not a dead weight dragged around. Someone who is secure enough that sitting in silence is comfortable for him. I appreciate a door opened for me, and arm to loop mine through, someone smart about life, someone who can banter and carry on easy conversation without having to work at it. I have a past. I am very hesitant to meet someone in person. I would like to get an idea of who you are, your thoughts, and feelings, and idea of how you perceive the world. If you are unable to converse on here, it is unlikely that I will meet in person. If your interested, Engage me in conversation. Are you up for the challenge.So, i guess thats it for now. Drop me a line if you would like to chat :)PS. I prefer Caucasian men. I would enjoy any place easy conversation and comfortable relaxation can be achieved. Coffee, window shopping, appetizers.... no rush, just relaxed & easy. If for some reason we don't match, no hard feelings, enjoy what time we shared, and go our separate ways. Its just that easy. But on the chance that we actually do get along, and hanging out is actually a pleasurable experience, we may need to make plans to get together again.

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