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Rory, 41

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About Me

I like eating mayonnaise and bananas sandwiches in the rain, watching I Love Lucy reruns, peeing on birds in the park and hugging strangers on the bus, you must eat onions raw and sweat freely and often. Must wear size twelve shoes. I'm mostly seeking someone who is willing to be there for me throughout all my methadone treatments, crack binges and court appearances. Would be nice to have you hang around for the long term to pick me up from prison. Ha! Ha! I am laid back and down to earth. I don't take myself too seriously and I am a complete goofball, dorky and passionate. I'm a little sarcastic, I love to laugh and enjoy life! I'm very stable, I own my home, car and I have a career. I'm a single mom of one awesome kid! You won't meet her anytime soon, unless something serious develops. She comes first in my life, as all children should. I enjoy going out with friends to a sunny patio or concert. I enjoy movies, grilling out, weekend trips, antiquing, camping, home projects, gardening, shooting up the paper at the gun range and traveling. I'm not really into going to clubs, as I've grown out of that but I do enjoy dancing on occasion. I'm looking for someone special in my life, best friend and my equal. Someone that is real and not fake. Please no games and no drama, life is way too short !!! Someone that wants to actually put forth the effort to work towards a relationship. We probably won't be a match if the following applies to you. I'm Just saying... 1. Your married, separated is still married. 2. 3. Ever been in the mob as a hit man, just threw that one in for fun! 4. Has a crack pipe or bong collection or any chemical addictions!5. A Felon or wanted by the *** Takes lithium daily because your cheese is sliding off your cracker. 7. If your looking for FWB or one night stand. 8. Throwing gang signs around to represent your affiliations. 9. Are wanting every women on meetville to see your penis!!! I know you guys are proud of it but says a lot about what your looking for. Coffee, drinks, dinner or something that envolves talking and getting to know each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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