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About Me

I'm pretty stuck up. I only go out with guys that are really sarcastic and have attitude problems. Or, only talk about themselves and have no interest in getting to know me at all. I really enjoy meeting guys that are really over-weight and have no interest in health,fitness or taking care of themselves. It's really fun wasting my time with guys who I find totally unattractive and have nothing in common with. Oh and this is the best one of all; tell me your sob story on our first time meeting and how horrible your ex wife is and all the things that she did to *** up your marriage and that you had nothing to do with it at all..that is always a fun time.Ok..just kidding, well not really..Seriously though, are there any normal guys out there that actually like to do things like hike, trail run, golf, walk the dog? How about go out for sushi, go to the movies, go out to breakfast, bike ride? What about keep in shape, exercise, eat heallthy? What about know how to make conversation, make good eye contact, smile, laugh, and have a genuinely positive outlook on life? Go on road trips, be adventurous, like doing water sports, enjoy the outdoors? Be and act intelligent, have common sense, be responsible? Is down to earth and fun to be with?I'm open and would love to meet someone who sort of or kinda matches some or all of these examples. Be creative, think outside the box. Please be confident, kind, and normal and be around my same age. Have a car, be able to make conversation and be genuinely happy. Be active, live a heatlhy life style, be adventurous. I know that there are single guys like this out there in the world. I see you around me all the time. Be brave and come over and say hi :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Lavelle

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Wow. What can I say that isn't a cliche or hasn't been written in one of these profiles 1,***times before?? Well,I'll be honest and try not to bore you to tears. At this point in my life, I'm old enough and experienced enough to know what I'm looking for in a relationship and a partner, but smart enough to realize that there's always more to learn...so I'm willing to be open-minded to surprises ( with the exclusion of prison terms or extended stays in mental *** would say I'm warm, personable, funny, caring, compassionate, passionate and down-to-earth. I can be outrageous & silly at times, and serious & quiet at other times (not in a bipolar way, at least I hope ;***. In a partner I look for someone who is honest and has a strong sense of self, a quiet confidence, what you might call 'character'...someone who's not pretentious and treats everyone with respect, whether they mop floors or own a hedge fund (actually, with recent economic shennanigans, I should update that to someone working on a cancer cure or a running a non-profit for the poor, ***, I guess). I also wouldn't mind if he can make me laugh, keeps himself in relatively decent shape and doesn't look like Shrek (and, yes, to all those who comment, Shrek IS cute in his own way, I agree!).I love to laugh til I cry, find such a great book that I dread that it has to end, an ice--roof; update: a Honda w/o a sunroof - times are tough!) on a gorgeous day singing at the top of my lungs - badly, good hair days & good butt days, and too many other things to list!If you actually made it through this entire thing, mazel toz:).Please do not respond without a recent photo. Thanks.Update: Oh, and I only check my e-mails, not the "favorite" and meet me" shenanigans on here!Update #2: And please don't contact me if you're a player (you know who you are;-)); been there, done that, and so over it. Thanks again.Update #3: Wow, I guess it's true that most of you guys really DON'T read our profiles, huh? (Basing this on the # of "favorites" & "meet mes" that continue to flow in).

  • Delora

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I\'m just a down to earth person looking for the same. I can be very sarcastic and joke around a lot. I am not looking to play games with anyone and am looking for someone who wants a relationship. I’m looking for person who’s ready for serious relationships and who I can have some joyful moments with.

  • Jennine

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Ok so I love to laugh, live music, sports (hockey, baseball, basketball and football), fast cars (mscle cars) and anything having to do with water. I also love to travel and have done a lot of that but it was pretty much all domestic. Someday I hope to get to explore Europe, Africa and Asia. There isn't a type of music I don't listen to. I swear I have the most diverse play lists on the planet. I would love to meet someone that is up for enjoying the moment, having fun and laughing. Please be passionate about something! I thrive on learning new things and love adventure. I love to read - especially on the beach or on a plane. As far as movies go I will pretty much watch anything except chick flics. I am more of an action/drama/comedy person. I have also been known to watch a foreign film now and then. For food, well the fresher the better and I try to eat healthy. I love to cook but never cook for myself. Ok so I am weird. LOL I am also a painter ande have a great appreciation for the arts. The beach, the stars, sunsets/sunrises, camping, a fire pit, good friends, animals, museums, living life is all good. TV --O and Criminal Minds. I am not looking for a one night stand or a FWB. Sex can be amazing with the right person but requires a connection. Anything else you want to know? Feel free to ask… ...a great first date would be watching a game at a sports bar- relaxing enviroment where we could talk and get to know each other without pressure. Of course if you are a yankee fan then the game can't be baseball. I am a Red Sox fan but the Rangers are my second favorite team. As for other sports hockey is my first love and basketball I have recently started to really like. This means I missed the Bruins parade and I pray to be forgiven by the hockey gods for that one. I prefer college football over pro. If you don't like sports, the zoo a picnic or car show are also great first date. Just be spontaneous and tell me about yourself.

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