SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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SukOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Hello bachelors.Let me introduce you to bachelorette number one. (unfortunately his actual pants, not what you were thinking)Testimonials include...BF #1 says "this is as good as it gets gentlemen"BF#2 says "sex, after her, was empty and boring"Side note..if anyone can set up my td-link wireless booster I'll make them dinner....seriously. Message me if...You are not religiousYou don't smoke cigarettes ***ok)You are 6 foot or overYou have a car ( I'm inaccessible without one)You have parking where you live ( I hate looking for parking)You have finished reproducingYou are a "take charge" kinda guy. You do not have a picture of your willy that you send to women unsolicited. I don't care if you are proud of it, it's too soon in the relationship. I can offer....A drama free zone that surrounds me at all times( life is too short)A killer social lifeChallenging arguments ( hopefully we disagree a bit, I like a little tension)Most annoying trait.....I will get you to make a fire, then poke at it until it goes out, then ask for you to make it again. Apologies in advance I stalk you for 24 hours. If I like what I see, we can grab a drink.
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ThomasinaOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am a woman who enjoys life and all it has to offer. I love my kids and dog to the moon. I work hard and play hard. I'm a golf nut all summer and a curling nerd in the winter. I am creative. Enjoy cooking. I can be silly, funny and sweet. One of the most caring people you will meet and faithful to the end. I have a very good sense of humor, but can't remember a punch line to save my life! Will try almost anything once...I am Romantic. Energetic. Spontaneous. I sing...in my car and the shower. I'm a jeans and t-shirt kinda girl, but have a closet filled with heels and dresses. I am of liberal mind and spiritual heart. I'm ready to start dating... It's been way too long!A favorite monologue by Andy Rooney:As I grow in age, I value women who are over forty most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over forty will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.If a woman over forty doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.A woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing.Women over forty are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.A woman over forty has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often *** her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over forty couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over forty. They always know.A woman over forty looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over forty is far sexier than her younger counterpart.Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.Yes, we praise women over forty for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of forty-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some twenty-two-year-old waitress.Ladies, I apologize. Please show me chivalry and romance are not dead :)Surprise me!
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GlendoraOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I'm a fun girl lookin for a friend to hang out with.. Love my son he is the only child I have and he plays baseball so I'm all about bein out doors gettin a tan an lovin life... Love me some country music....