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About Me

BLAH BLAH BLAH since no one reads it anyway! Friends, funny how screwed some folks definition of that is! Ok where on this damn thing does it say weirdos please contact me?! geez I must be a magnet for them or something. And liars it would appear.It would be nice to meet a "real" man *** the little boys playing at being men! Not into the ones that say what they think you want to hear, then play a very different game. Married men, whiny men. unemployed men, men living in momma's basement, men with 10 different children by 10 different women, men whom leave the toilet seat up (deal breaker ever fell in that cold ass bowl *** 2 am?!), men who cannot function for themselves, men with drug habits or any other objectionable trait I neglected to mention here need NOT apply! :) pssst BTW I use the term "MEN" loosely in this paragraph!I tend to be very blunt some folks find that offensive and mean. To me the "mean and offensive" would be the lies that some folks think are socially acceptable. I am one of the nicest people you will ever meet. But I'm not an idiot. I may stumble over it sometimes making excuses for others but eventually I learn. I was judging my self worth by others opinions even those who knew me not. I shut down and started guarding my feelings how childish of me! But I'm learning. I'm so not into games just say what you mean and mean what you say! You would think that would be an easy trait to find. Unfortunately it seems obsolete! I would like to find a 50 shades of gray type relationship.With the added aspect of a vanilla relationship.It would be nice to have someone to do things with like fish, canoe, cookouts etc. With someone that can actually hold a conversation above a teen boys level.I dance to the beat of a very different drummer!I am not into people who send mixed messages, play head games and just aren't clear about who they are in general I feel like they have nothing of any real value to add to my life. I want to find the other half of me not that surface BS relationship but the one ya actually share things with and enjoy each others company the person that when ya had a bad day ya actually want to run home to because they soothe you!When did skinny become athletic and obese average?I have to say I would have more respect for a man that said he is just looking for a piece of ass than I ever would for the ones that feel the need to lie about looking for a relationship when their not! I prefer a man OVER six foot tall not skinny not obese but muscular The Hulk gets an extra nod I always had a thing for green men BTW I have a decent job keep a clean house (don't think that means I'm picking up after you) I'm smart funny compassionate and loyal (now I sound like I'm describing man's best friend) I can check my own oil and put air in my tires. I'm also an awesome cook. So I don't NEED a man. But I do want one.It may be a rambling profile but it covered many points I felt where prudent.Have you forgotten how to laugh?! Somewhere we are both comfortable and can talk get a feel for each other see if we care to repeat the experience.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Tricia

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I was married for 17 yrs to an abussive husband Hoping to find someone who knows how to treat a lady!! I treat others how I want to be treated myself I have a huge heart I tried to make my marriage work for my 2 children ages 13 & 14 My kids are top priority in life I love to have fun & they definitely keep me young at heart!! I love anything outdoors especially riding motorcycles camping amusement parks walks on the beach dining out or letting me spoil you with my cooking I love to cook learned from my granny nothing out of a box!! I was married 17 yrs & was completely dedicated to my husband not looking for a player or someone just out for a romp in bed I'd like to meet someone to hangout with because my loneliness got the best of me I'm kinda old fashion get to know each other better no one night stands My ex was an alcoholic so no bar rats or embarrassing obnoxious drunks Occasions drinks are fine a few beers around the FireRing a bottle of wine for dinner or watching a movie occasional night at a club with a few****ails to loosen up so we can shake our potties Just no obnoxious drunks who starve to be the center of the attention when I'm with someone I like to learn more about them great conversation is a plus!! Well I could go on & on but I think you get the picture no liars chesters just someone whi is interest in me as a person not just the fact I'm 5'9" I try & keep myself looking good for my man & yes I have 36DDD's but more importantly I have beautiful green eyes I love for a man to look me in the eyes wen we talk and not be staring at my cleavage the whole conversation I am proud of my body but even prouder of my heart My granny always told me Treat someone like you would like for them to treat you!!!

  • Migdalia

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I like to cook/grill/bake. I love animals all kinds fur, feathers,scales,skin it does not matter I love them all and (not just to cook/ grill /bake). lol I have 2 girls ***and ***and a grandson (6). My grandson who has me wrapped around his whole hand not just his lil finger is what I live for. I like to listen to any type of music as long as it doesn't make my ears bleed . I like to take my dog for walks, My over protective pup runs my life when he can and when I let him. Now that everyone has moved out and/or has a life of their own I find myself looking for someone who wants to be my best friend , my partner, my lover, my companion. My favorite saying is "I will try anything once, If I don't like it I will not try it again" lol. I do NOT care for karaoke, some people should leave singing to the professionals or in shower(can/will explain later.gladly) . I have 3 rules 1. No Lies 2. No Cheating 3.No Stealing, criminal record (you better have a good excuse I will check). Always be honest, Breaking of any of these 3 rules are Defiant deal breakers. I don't want to be around anyone who is not true to themselves. I have recently quit smoking and I am at a point in my life where I am trying to be healthier exercising / eating well, it is not easy . I'm getting back into fitness but not to the point im over doing it . I love the water (any kinds) . I like fishing, tubing, going to the Ocean, hiking, reading a good book is great and hard to find. I like mysteries, scary, wholesome any book that keeps me guessing is wonderful to me. Movies just like books I love them all as long as they keep me guessing. Going to new places is always great, I love experiencing new things,(cultures/foods/religion ) but I don't get to as much as i would like. I'm pretty easy going a movie and dinner would be great....

  • Verla

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Hi there....I'm a pretty laid back person with a sarcastic sense of humor (the nice kind not hurtful), fast wit, gullible, goofy, can be a complete blond and laugh at myself. :) I can hold an intelligent conversation though and pretty up-to-date on current events as well as politics...would rather play with a rattle snake then talk about politics right now though...I have a very open and honest personality, who doesn't play with people's heads, what you see is what you get...I actually am a little shy and find it very hard to make the first move...so please don't be shy and say hi. :)I am pretty physically fit looking for someone who is active and fit as well. I am not an extremist though when it comes to sports, I am not a gym rat but do try to get there at least 3 days a week if not get out for a run on the nature trails where I live...A friend has talked me into training for a 5K this fall...I'm not a good runner...it's more of a walk..jog..walk..jog pace, I'm up to a mile jog though and then walk a bit and pick it back up again...some days I have Forest Gump runs and others I feel like my legs really hate me...but hey, i'm going to try and it's for a good cause...it's for children's cancer research...my playgrounds and happy places. :) (who needs a gym when ya have 2 beasties to clean up after, right?) ;)We are all different and unique in our own way, I guess he has to have that self confidence about him that just comes natural, common courtesy, manners. An infectious laugh, twinkle in his eyes and amazing smile (i.e. a sense of humor) go a long way with me. I tend to gravitate towards men and people who are happy, upbeat and have a glass half full attitude as well as being physically fit. Finally, you HAVE to be single or divorced...no married or separated men please. I have been divorced for over 5 years, very stable, have my feet firmly planted on the ground and really no baggage...If you want to learn more, e-mail me. I would be open minded, attentive and see where things go. It's really all about chemistry, see if we click and can hold a conversation, pretty simple if you ask me. Right?

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