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BLAH BLAH BLAH since no one reads it anyway! Friends, funny how screwed some folks definition of that is! Ok where on this damn thing does it say weirdos please contact me?! geez I must be a magnet for them or something. And liars it would appear.It would be nice to meet a "real" man *** the little boys playing at being men! Not into the ones that say what they think you want to hear, then play a very different game. Married men, whiny men. unemployed men, men living in momma's basement, men with 10 different children by 10 different women, men whom leave the toilet seat up (deal breaker ever fell in that cold ass bowl *** 2 am?!), men who cannot function for themselves, men with drug habits or any other objectionable trait I neglected to mention here need NOT apply! :) pssst BTW I use the term "MEN" loosely in this paragraph!I tend to be very blunt some folks find that offensive and mean. To me the "mean and offensive" would be the lies that some folks think are socially acceptable. I am one of the nicest people you will ever meet. But I'm not an idiot. I may stumble over it sometimes making excuses for others but eventually I learn. I was judging my self worth by others opinions even those who knew me not. I shut down and started guarding my feelings how childish of me! But I'm learning. I'm so not into games just say what you mean and mean what you say! You would think that would be an easy trait to find. Unfortunately it seems obsolete! I would like to find a 50 shades of gray type relationship.With the added aspect of a vanilla relationship.It would be nice to have someone to do things with like fish, canoe, cookouts etc. With someone that can actually hold a conversation above a teen boys level.I dance to the beat of a very different drummer!I am not into people who send mixed messages, play head games and just aren't clear about who they are in general I feel like they have nothing of any real value to add to my life. I want to find the other half of me not that surface BS relationship but the one ya actually share things with and enjoy each others company the person that when ya had a bad day ya actually want to run home to because they soothe you!When did skinny become athletic and obese average?I have to say I would have more respect for a man that said he is just looking for a piece of ass than I ever would for the ones that feel the need to lie about looking for a relationship when their not! I prefer a man OVER six foot tall not skinny not obese but muscular The Hulk gets an extra nod I always had a thing for green men BTW I have a decent job keep a clean house (don't think that means I'm picking up after you) I'm smart funny compassionate and loyal (now I sound like I'm describing man's best friend) I can check my own oil and put air in my tires. I'm also an awesome cook. So I don't NEED a man. But I do want one.It may be a rambling profile but it covered many points I felt where prudent.Have you forgotten how to laugh?! Somewhere we are both comfortable and can talk get a feel for each other see if we care to repeat the experience.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

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