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Irmgard, 42

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About Me

(Please dont waste my time if you are only looking for sex!) Ok, I'm not really "superwoman"! Just feels like it sometime. I'm not sure why I keep trying this. I guess I am because I am keeping faith. With a career and two beautiful kids, and no desire to go out and flirt like I used to(haha), options are limited. I like the option online of learning something about your values and your heart first; although, with the luck I've had, haven't found one that really tells the whole truth yet. Why is that so hard???? I am such an honest person and want the same.You must have a heart for God and not be afraid to say that. I love the simple things in life and take nothing for granted. I want to go fishing!!! I want to cook dinner for you. I want to laugh and be my crazy self with you and be comfortable. I want to look in your eyes and feel like I can be safe and taken care of.I have a great career and love being a mother, and have handled everything on my own for years now, waiting on the right person, but I have a lot of love to share and would love to lay my head on the right shoulder! Gotta laugh! I am very easy going and can make anyone feel comfortable!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Nylah

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    My favorite things to do are on or near the h20. I am an avid scuba diver and would like to meet some people who are like minded. I love to have a good time but prefer low key rather than night clubs and such.It would be great to hear from you if you would like to chat. These profiles hardly do us justice!!! :-)

  • Chiquita

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    BLAH BLAH BLAH since no one reads it anyway! Friends, funny how screwed some folks definition of that is! Ok where on this damn thing does it say weirdos please contact me?! geez I must be a magnet for them or something. And liars it would appear.It would be nice to meet a "real" man *** the little boys playing at being men! Not into the ones that say what they think you want to hear, then play a very different game. Married men, whiny men. unemployed men, men living in momma's basement, men with 10 different children by 10 different women, men whom leave the toilet seat up (deal breaker ever fell in that cold ass bowl *** 2 am?!), men who cannot function for themselves, men with drug habits or any other objectionable trait I neglected to mention here need NOT apply! :) pssst BTW I use the term "MEN" loosely in this paragraph!I tend to be very blunt some folks find that offensive and mean. To me the "mean and offensive" would be the lies that some folks think are socially acceptable. I am one of the nicest people you will ever meet. But I'm not an idiot. I may stumble over it sometimes making excuses for others but eventually I learn. I was judging my self worth by others opinions even those who knew me not. I shut down and started guarding my feelings how childish of me! But I'm learning. I'm so not into games just say what you mean and mean what you say! You would think that would be an easy trait to find. Unfortunately it seems obsolete! I would like to find a 50 shades of gray type relationship.With the added aspect of a vanilla relationship.It would be nice to have someone to do things with like fish, canoe, cookouts etc. With someone that can actually hold a conversation above a teen boys level.I dance to the beat of a very different drummer!I am not into people who send mixed messages, play head games and just aren't clear about who they are in general I feel like they have nothing of any real value to add to my life. I want to find the other half of me not that surface BS relationship but the one ya actually share things with and enjoy each others company the person that when ya had a bad day ya actually want to run home to because they soothe you!When did skinny become athletic and obese average?I have to say I would have more respect for a man that said he is just looking for a piece of ass than I ever would for the ones that feel the need to lie about looking for a relationship when their not! I prefer a man OVER six foot tall not skinny not obese but muscular The Hulk gets an extra nod I always had a thing for green men BTW I have a decent job keep a clean house (don't think that means I'm picking up after you) I'm smart funny compassionate and loyal (now I sound like I'm describing man's best friend) I can check my own oil and put air in my tires. I'm also an awesome cook. So I don't NEED a man. But I do want one.It may be a rambling profile but it covered many points I felt where prudent.Have you forgotten how to laugh?! Somewhere we are both comfortable and can talk get a feel for each other see if we care to repeat the experience.

  • Kayla

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I don’ I am not much of a salesman either. Keeping the balancing act between selling yourself and not writing a novel is not easy. That being said…my pictures are not the best but they are recent. I am usually the one taking the pictures and I tend to take a lot. You never know what little memory you will capture. I have a couple dogs, they are my sanity. The best medicine in the world is a wet nose after a really bad day.Music …I always astonished the simple power of music. In the matter of 3 minutes, more or less, you can be transported to the stratosphere of joy or to the abyss of despair. Be conveyed to foreign places or regress decades. Be reminded of a particular taste, smell or touch. Make you pedal harder, drive faster, melt into your chair or curl up in a ball and how easily you can swing from one emotion to the other with a flip of the dial or tap of the skip button. SSSOOOO as long there is a beat and I can understand what they are saying….turn it up!!! I am bit of a geek. Star Trek, SciFi, Dr. Who, Top Gear, RT, Science & History Channel are my preferred TV watching when I do sit still long enough. My ages belies my energy and spirit. I participate in sprint level Triathlons, bicycling & running events. Any reason to be outside, sign me up. It doesn’t matter what time of year. I have tattoos & piercing and I want more. Indoor activities would include pool, darts, poker & backgammon. I not much of much of a movie person, I would rather go see the scenery in person (on 2 wheels preferably). I am a self-admitted text junkie but I don’t want my relations to be limited to that. A person is best enjoyed in 3D. I have my own house and a stable job. If you are a generally sedentary individual please don’t waist your time contacting me. I don’t wish to change anyone, at this point of our lives you are what you are. Other requirements you will need: job : I don’t need your money I have my own, its’ more like being a productive member of society. car: I am not looking for you to cart me around & I am not going to cart you either. place to live: I am not looking for roommates. I am up for almost anything, just short of jumping out of an airplane. Send me a message if you would like to talk.

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