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Chita, 43

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About Me

wouldn't you hate to be a chicken !!! people always questioning your motives when crossing the road :) I'm a very optimistic person - my friends would say i'm "away with the fairies living in my own world" :). . . . IM THE HAPPINESS FAIRY. I'VE SPRINKLED HAPPY DUST ON YOU. NOW SMILE GOD-DAMMIT - THIS SH1TS EXPENSIVE ! (fairtrade/organic fairy dust!! - no fairies have been injured during the extraction / production process of said dust)I have a really close family, two fantastic daughters (who have a great Dad, not looking for a replacement) and an amazing network of friends.I'm very much into extreme sports;-biking................and NONE of these actually :***love socialising with friends / going out for dinner / massive cinema fan (big time stalker crush on Adam Sandler !). Equally enjoy a cosy night in, good movie, big fire on with good company. ... if you message, pleeease include a picture ....... Doctors insist me, myself and I are not allowed anymore imaginary friends ***twitch, twitch!!!! .....I am aware the voices in my head aint real -- but sometimes they come up with some deadly ideas :) .... not only is my short-term memory brutal but so is my short term memory....In a nutshell, am hoping to meet someone fun to share my free time with :) in the words of the legend himself;;Cause I got too much life Running through my veins, going to waste" :) Beware!! Am a seasoned insomniac........ Brain never switches off (i swear i can see noises!***sheep, two sheep, three sh..... dog, cat, bird, whistle whistle, ehhh Macarena!!! AD/HD.... "Highway to ....... Oh look, a squirrel......"Finally ***Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit saladFinally(part2)....... Massive congrats if you actually made it this far without getting a migraine :) :) .........hopefully bucket loads of fun with extra dollops of sarcasm n lashings of laughter..... & me firing my cool chat up lines at you .... "If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be called McGorgeous"

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Pauletta

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I am an outgoing, yet sort of private person. I do NOT do drama or liars, so you need to make up your mind quick here. . I am getting ready to start law school and do not have time for drama. i love the beach, surfing and i love the mountains and I can ski. I love to cook and I love a good book. Fireplaces sun and the moon. I love yellow labs and I love horses. Anything outdoors is amazing although a lil hot down here. I love all types of music except rap no offense its just not for me. Something easy and lite. Dinner a few drinks , obviously conversation.. A nice time I guess. No drama tho ... ok?

  • Dorene

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    A little insight to what life is like with me..... of course it's always more interesting with someone who shares what you enjoY! So, here it is.First of all, chemistry results you may read for self control and openness are very off. I have no idea how the wonderful meetville algorithm came up with the assessments. The others are pretty close, however.Cooking, wine tasting (Im a total snob, actually!), reading, cycling the Trace, candlelight all over the house, working out in my gym, hottubbing it in the snow, art shows on Thursday nights, quiet nights at home, snuggling by the fire in the winter, loving on my sweet dogs, decking it with friends on the weekends, travel travel travel!, music is always gently playing on the Bose...generally some sort of jazz/blues or maybe a Sinatra sound. Great reads. Long bubble baths that make the house smell all 'girly,' Throw in a little sophistication and lots of giggles & great conversation, and Im a happy lady! Much happier with my happy man, however!I love animals and do some rescue work. I'd like someone who is supportive of my efforts with the animals, even if you don't make it a priority in your life. If you have a photo of yourself posted holding up an animal you killed, keep on movin. You just undid everything I spend every spare minute killing myself doing. I have no respect. If we were cavepeople, and you needed to hunt for us to live, it would be a different story. I can take or leave a piece of chicken or beef that was raised to feed me. Veggies, however, are God's gift to us to live! No need to take a life. You wanna hunt? Use a camera!Im a movie buff, and enjoy painting /creating art on a commissioned basis. Life is too short for bad accessories and bad wine. So I make sure I have plenty of the good stuff, and enjoy it all! (okay, so Im a LITTLE of a diva!)If you want a girl who is quiet and doesn't know what she wants...one that you can mold into who you think she should be, one you can hush..Im not the lady for you. I am who I am at 45 and I like myself and where I am in life. I am proud of my accomplishments and the long and short term goals in life I continue to set..and meet! I love a challenge, but I don't want a man who is a challenge.I'm a lover, not a fighter. I have no children and don't plan on starting a family (or raising yours) at this stage in my life. I am intelligent, attractive, and greatly enjoy participating in deep,meaningful conversation. Im delightuflly opinionated, yet respectful of others'.I'm easy to live with, get along with, passionate, live a drama free life, and plan on keeping it that way. If your ex-wife, who is the mother to your kids, still has control of your life, or if you recently had a bad breakup, and your ex-girlfriend/wife is stalking you with a sharp object or a government issue type weapon, please leave me out of all that! You need to work thru that before dragging someone else into a mess! --kinda falls into that NO DRAMA category!I'm fiscally conservative, however lean a little more towards center when it comes to social issues. I am a Christian and strive to live my life with those values as my guide. I intend on finding a man of strong character and who shares many of the same values I feel are an important part of what makes us strong as individuals, and as partners.I have worked hard for many years. Now, am able to reap the rewards and would like someone with flexibiity to do some traveling or just hanging out whenever we want, I do still work. Just not nearly as hard or as much.If meeting someone like me to see if you'd like to make something special out of it sounds good, I'd love to hear from you.However, the quickest way to get your *** to send a good ol "hey how's it goin?" one-liner, or have a pre-written *** This is the Beginning!... It would help if it seems there is some sincere personal interest, you know-- more than the copy & paste style communication! (speaking of communication, if your relationships are centered around your smart phone, or you tend to try to create meaning with text messaging, It's going to be a very short, very one sided relationship. I dont text anything that needs to be discussed or said in person). Second biggest turn off.... If the first line of your profile starts with your measurements (you dont need to know my chest size yet, and I dont need to know yours!), or how many days a week you work out, or how in shape you are, or all your pictures are of you with your shirt off showing off your guns. Ill learn that eventually. If those things are what define you, then they will be the things you look for in someone else that defines them. And that isnt me.. anymore. We're both about ten years too late for that!Thanks for reading this far. Hopefully you're a little intrigued -or at the very least, a little delighted to read a real and honest profile.........YOU ARE BRAVE!ps.. If I get an *** saying you want to meet me, I won't ***'ll have to make good on that yourself! A great first date would be something or somewhere, inside or out, with great atmosphere, to give us a chance to talk and get to know each other..something we would plan together, and something that would hopefully lead to a second date! Or better yet, one that never ends!

  • Bobbi

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I AM REAL AND LOYAL AND VERY LOVING most take my kindness for weakness and that is thier first mistake. i am a single mother of 2 kids and i cook for a living i am very down to earth and i educated so i think im a well.rounded person. i am a tall thick woman and i need a man that is ready for a real life together. open to suggestions

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