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Chita, 43

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About Me

wouldn't you hate to be a chicken !!! people always questioning your motives when crossing the road :) I'm a very optimistic person - my friends would say i'm "away with the fairies living in my own world" :). . . . IM THE HAPPINESS FAIRY. I'VE SPRINKLED HAPPY DUST ON YOU. NOW SMILE GOD-DAMMIT - THIS SH1TS EXPENSIVE ! (fairtrade/organic fairy dust!! - no fairies have been injured during the extraction / production process of said dust)I have a really close family, two fantastic daughters (who have a great Dad, not looking for a replacement) and an amazing network of friends.I'm very much into extreme sports;-biking................and NONE of these actually :***love socialising with friends / going out for dinner / massive cinema fan (big time stalker crush on Adam Sandler !). Equally enjoy a cosy night in, good movie, big fire on with good company. ... if you message, pleeease include a picture ....... Doctors insist me, myself and I are not allowed anymore imaginary friends ***twitch, twitch!!!! .....I am aware the voices in my head aint real -- but sometimes they come up with some deadly ideas :) .... not only is my short-term memory brutal but so is my short term memory....In a nutshell, am hoping to meet someone fun to share my free time with :) in the words of the legend himself;;Cause I got too much life Running through my veins, going to waste" :) Beware!! Am a seasoned insomniac........ Brain never switches off (i swear i can see noises!***sheep, two sheep, three sh..... dog, cat, bird, whistle whistle, ehhh Macarena!!! AD/HD.... "Highway to ....... Oh look, a squirrel......"Finally ***Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit saladFinally(part2)....... Massive congrats if you actually made it this far without getting a migraine :) :) .........hopefully bucket loads of fun with extra dollops of sarcasm n lashings of laughter..... & me firing my cool chat up lines at you .... "If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be called McGorgeous"

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ondrea

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Extremely easy going, honest girl looking for the same. Let's face it, if you don't like any of my pictures, it won't matter what I write here! Here goes anyway! You must be: laid back, honest, willing to explore the possibility of a relationship (no dating site junkies, been there, done that). You must be mentally stable which means kind with no anger issues, free from past baggage, have no ex or mama drama. You must have a stable source of income. I do. You must be able to post a profile with correct spelling. It has spell check for crying out loud. You must be willing to meet me in a public place (really? A secluded park? Do you think I'm stupid?) If you want a child at heart who loves roller coasters and animated movies, a kind girl with a huge heart that adores affection, someone with quality and substance, a person who gives her all in a relationship, then drop me a line. I will only respond to users with pictures. Sorry, but it all starts with a little chemistry! Coffee, dinner, whatever! I have to edit the whatever....the first meeting must be in a public place. And no, I will not be staying the night if I get to drunk to drive. I can't believe this guy was serious!!!

  • Carmela

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Fun loving girl. I love nights out and cozy nights in. I enjoy a good laugh. I love all music especialy live music I enjoy the sea in summer or winter. Family is very important to me. Im not looking for a penpal. Life is to short. Genuine guys only. I do enjoy my job. Please only mail me if you are willing to show me your photo. I want more than "fun" so if that's all your after please please don't message me. Talk soon. X Dont mind really. A drink somewhere quite.. Or a coffee

  • Clora

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Hi, Well were do I start. I'm giving this another go & sure we'll see what happens :-) .... I love good food & fine wine. I love live music of all sorts, concerts, gigs, musicals etc .. I also get to the gym at least 3 times a week, which serves it's purposes. Keeps me fit and it keeps me out of trouble ;-) as I don't do diets ! I work hard all week, so like to enjoy some well deserved R&R on the weekends :-) whether that's the cinema, a meal out, drinks, a Sunday walk or a glass of wine & a takeaway in front of the fire. I don't reply to grey heads, so stick up a pic :-). Also please no married men, I don't share ! Or men under 38, sorry I'm not looking for a toy boy or a pen pal :-) Anything really, but must involve either coffee or red wine and a good chat . ;-) red wine in a cosy pub is much more preferable tho :-)

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