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Chita, 43

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About Me

wouldn't you hate to be a chicken !!! people always questioning your motives when crossing the road :) I'm a very optimistic person - my friends would say i'm "away with the fairies living in my own world" :). . . . IM THE HAPPINESS FAIRY. I'VE SPRINKLED HAPPY DUST ON YOU. NOW SMILE GOD-DAMMIT - THIS SH1TS EXPENSIVE ! (fairtrade/organic fairy dust!! - no fairies have been injured during the extraction / production process of said dust)I have a really close family, two fantastic daughters (who have a great Dad, not looking for a replacement) and an amazing network of friends.I'm very much into extreme sports;-biking................and NONE of these actually :***love socialising with friends / going out for dinner / massive cinema fan (big time stalker crush on Adam Sandler !). Equally enjoy a cosy night in, good movie, big fire on with good company. ... if you message, pleeease include a picture ....... Doctors insist me, myself and I are not allowed anymore imaginary friends ***twitch, twitch!!!! .....I am aware the voices in my head aint real -- but sometimes they come up with some deadly ideas :) .... not only is my short-term memory brutal but so is my short term memory....In a nutshell, am hoping to meet someone fun to share my free time with :) in the words of the legend himself;;Cause I got too much life Running through my veins, going to waste" :) Beware!! Am a seasoned insomniac........ Brain never switches off (i swear i can see noises!***sheep, two sheep, three sh..... dog, cat, bird, whistle whistle, ehhh Macarena!!! AD/HD.... "Highway to ....... Oh look, a squirrel......"Finally ***Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit saladFinally(part2)....... Massive congrats if you actually made it this far without getting a migraine :) :) .........hopefully bucket loads of fun with extra dollops of sarcasm n lashings of laughter..... & me firing my cool chat up lines at you .... "If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be called McGorgeous"

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Fallon

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Hello! In addition to my kids and work, I would really like some "me" time to meet someone who I could share time with and get to know. I like to watch movies, bowl, swim, go to the beach, dinner, watch the sun set, and home improvement projects (even though I'm not very good at it!). I'm not much into the bar dating scene, so I thought I would give this site a shot. No players, please.

  • Tu

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    Hello out there to the funloving guy who is into sports and NASCAR racing and the beach and fishing and motorcycles and pretty much everything out there in life to enjoy and explore. I'm a real southern girl that never stops learning new things. I love adventures and ALL kinds of music and concerts and movies,cluds and staying in and going out. I love coffee and drink beer and wine and vegetable juice with pineapple. I'M REALLY SOCIAL. I like ALL kinds of people. I'm a big believer in peace, love and kindness to everyone so that is generally my attitude towards human beings. I'm not caught up in peoples race, religion, nationality, looks or things they can't control because they were born "that". I just enjoy life as it comes and I don't want the negative restrictions of constant criticisms about people. I'm a HAPPY person because I worry about me not other people so, I smile alot and feel the world is my playground.I'm very girly but get my hands dirty too when it's right.I am that girl who seems to like it all, OH WAIT I'm not an avid cook BUT I love healthy foods & I would enjoy you being in the kitchen or over the grill with me as we learn new things together.--I like everything dining. From the bar scene to fine dine,wherever we want to go.I like to slow down and read. I like to stay active, whatever the day brings. I love physical fitness and being outdoors. It is such an important part of my lifestyle. -- I need to be around that guy who is POSITIVE, always looking for the good in ALL things in the midst of a world of chaos. I love to laugh so if you enjoy being funny it's going to be great."I love singing in the shower ;0)" and goofing off. I LOVE being around my friends and family as life is about a constant celebration to me. While I'm not interested in having more children I don't mind if you already have them.--I'm not insecure.I'm easy to please and not high maintenance. I've got lots of love to share and I'm ready to give it away BUT I won't just give it away to anyone. You have to be THAT ONE who moves me right from the start.Must live in reality,be well grounded, noooo crazies who like drama ok :***Please understand romance and chemistry and laughter is not just a girl thing it's part of what makes life seem so great :). I am not a smoker, an alcoholic or drug user so if you are please get that fixed. You'll love you better for it.-- I've been a server for 28 years. I have all weekends off so I have lots of time to live life.I am a new grammie and I'm really excited about it. I have just one daughter who is 22.I am able to LIVE FREELY and have almost no drama in my own life. I'm not abusive and I don't expect you to be either :) I'm very independant and I believe I can do things for myself because I can and I should. I don't think I'm in need of a guy to be happy but truly love all the things you have to offer that make my life feel more complete .I do want a LIFE OF ROMANCE and I want you to be my BESTFRIEND too which means you get so much respect and love and attention, dedication, appreciation and commitment from me. -- I'm just looking for "THE RIGHT GUY FOR ME" and I am so excited to meet YOU whoever you are and I look forward to great life experiences with you. Contact me if you're interested. Talk to you soon. xxxx I am actually really flexible so I would be open to your ideas but here are some of mine.I would love to just go to a sports pub to play pool or darts and get to know eachother in a relaxed setting. I love to have fun and just be myself so I don't like a first date to be too private,one on one, in this type of dating where we feel uneasy and it seems more like an interview than hanging out and getting to know eachother. I love to ride on motorcycles so a bike ride to the beach or anywhere fun is awesome too.

  • Bristol

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I love travel, cultural life, theatre/baley/opera, hand crafts, reading, coffee in bed :)My music taste depends on my mood and a person I'm listening it with.I'm smart and educated, so expecting something similar from you.I like when people appreciate me for who I am.P.S. Health and time are the most important in life. All the most important in life we can not buy.I respect others time and expect them to respect mine too.So, I HATE who is late to meet. Currently I had a date and on first meeting man could come 40 minutes late ! It is disrespect, it is humiliation. Very sad that in 21 century men are loosing maners. Are we going back into monkeys ? Not funny ! Hope for understanding and respect. Being very easy, sincere, funny, friendly and merry I will not change myself in ''subject about time''.

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