SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Ella
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Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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Yvette
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Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I would love to meet a simple laid back guy who is easy going enough to appreciate the simple funny stuff in life with a love of sports and outdoors but is relaxed enough to watch movies.I love the outdoors and all fun that goes with it. I grew up on a farm w/ a great family riding horses and dirt bikes. I am very willing to share with the right guy. Just something easy and relaxing like meeting for a walk and then going to watch a hockey or football game at the pub for dinner or hiking or bike riding
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Juliette
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Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I like to work and enjoy helping others stay positive. I’m a unique individual because I’m not your average one. I\'m looking for a relationship with someone sweet & honest who respects their partner.