SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Bertie
Online
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
...until I boot myself from this place! =PThis isn't my first time here - people seem to come and go... and then come back for more ;)I picked "hang out", but it could be friends or dating, whatever... I am single so whatever happens, happens! It all starts with a solid friendship, obviously. Honesty is the best policy! I am always very upfront. I have two kids aged 12 and 15; they spend time with their dad on a regular basis, which means I do have time to myself every now and then. I have a demanding but very fulfilling job. I am not rich, but paying the bills and the mortgage isn't an issue... maybe even Asia, who knows. I like to be active, but I'm not into extreme sports.I seem to be caught between two worlds sometimes… I can be a complete goof ball, or very serious. I still love hair bands from the 80’s, but I also enjoy modern music. You may find me at a Van Halen or Metallica concert, or enjoying the Kamloops Symphonic Orchestra. It’s all about finding a balance, isn’t it? :)I'm a very simple person. I try to find beauty in everything. I don't like people who judge. I believe in second chances.I'd like to find someone who is driven, inspired, who is a critical thinker, has good morals, and who looks beyond the superficial.If you're obsessed with hunting, quadding in the mud, fancy cars, expensive toys, or your bank account, we're not a match.Sense of humour is a must! Good *** Every passing minute is a chance to turn it all around... :)
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Ella
Online
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
.... I Love Beards!! NOT ZZ Top / hobo beards....I mean sexy S.O.A beards..My response to stuff a lot of guys have asked.......SERIOUSLY? lmao1) Can you grow your hair longer?Are you requesting I grow out my hair? If so why? Its a date...I don't think there is a magic wand that will *** my hair 6 inches longer in 24 hours...and If there was such a magic wand I would maybe suggest you use it to grow your penis 3 inches longer...2) Do you spit or swallow...(ouuu my fav)How rude, gross, and extremely presumptuous of you to assume I would have not only my mouth on your penis, but also that you would be ejaculating in my mouth, or anywhere near my face. NOT!!3) Do you wax, shave your p***y?No I don't... Stop projecting your perverted desire for being with a porn star onto me and be happy your getting laid period!! If I have to deal with your stinky balls or veined deformed penis then a lil bush isn't going to kill you. Its not like you spend any real time down there anyways so grow the f*** up.4) How big are your tits?Really? Does that even have to be answered? Is it really going to deter you from having sex with me if I am an A cup or a C cup? If so...Go back to jerking off or go pay for a big breasted crab infested prostitute.5) Are you into FWB?Let's be clear on what FWB is..Come in, f*** me, and get the f*** out. I don't want to hear about your problems, or how stressed you are. I don't want to cuddle or do movies and dinner and talk for hours on the phone...Thats called DATING. Again grow the f*** up.6) Can you lose a bit of weight?So I state clearly that I am a fuller figured / curvy girl, and you still contacted me and wanted to chat. sooooooo yaaaaaaa F*** off if you don't like the jelly lolAs a good friend once said...."Ass play is the last stop on the sex train" lol Hint Hint....
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Katrice
Online
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Yes, a few extra pounds...but NOT obese or lazy. When are men going to stop being so damn shallow...lol.I love life, want to get out and explore different cultures...not just sit and let life pass me by.Love to travel to hot destinations every year...maybe even twice a year???Love straight forward men who know what they want and how to treat a woman...I'm a bit sassy, have a smartassed/colorful sense of humor...but shy at first...Want to fall in love, be spoiled, and to live life having fun! Online dating is quite superficial as one is scanning through profiles to see if there is some interest through words and some pics. Lets keep the first date light and fun...to see if there are some common interests, a spark, laughter...