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Gertie, 45

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About Me

A little bit about myself, let me see, I am married looking to have multiple affairs, I love one nite stands, so if you are interested just let me know... haha, jk REALLY:) "I'm a down to earth, simple, fun-loving, jeans, t-shirts, flip flops, no worries kinda girl". I love the water, skiing, swimming, or just hanging out on the beach. I like the mountains, but I am not good at skiing..I have two children ages 12 and 14. I think my favorite thing to do is hanging out at the pool or the lake with my kids, friends and good music. I am a romantic, I love holding hands, long walks, and just snuggling on the couch and watching a good movie. I like any type of music, I love to dance,hang out with friends. I love concerts, camping, fishing, I am really open to trying anything new. I can cook,I make a "mean" oodles of noodles.. lol, but I am definitely not a gourmet chef. I think I just need to spend most of my time at the gym, cause that's where all of you seem to stay, and I would not even need to be on here.. LOL "Be; original, spontaneous, crazy, loud, fun, daring, loving, and courageous.. but always remember to be YOURSELF".Don't you ever just get tired of the games, and realize that you don't want to be alone???? I am looking for someone that will dance with me in an empty parking lot in a slow rain to my favorite country song.Cute enough to make you look twice , Sweet enough but not to nice, Crazy enough but not to wild, I'm the girl to make you smile ? =]****If you are not gonna be truthful and you are married, lying on your profile about yourself and pictures are not you, it's not funny and leave me out of it. You know there are so many guys on here that only know how to respond with nasty or rude comments.I truly could care less how long your **** is, really "WTH" do you measure it LOL, grow up!!! If you are a true lady which I am, that does not in any way appeal to them... SO KEEP YOU NASTY AND RUDE COMMENTS TO YOURSELF!!! A first date I think would be dinner and getting to know each other. So that you could get to really know the other person but, also it would make it light enough that if you didn't feel a connection it would be like hanging out with a friend.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Charissa

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I am a very social person and enjoy being happy. Dont have time for drama or BS or games. I know what i want for my life and dont have room in my life for anything else. Love football, anything outdoors, tiki bars on the beach with friends. Anything else you would like to know, just ask. Doesnt matter as long as you click with the person your with.

  • Stephine

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty. Purr purr purrHello Gentlemen, I'm a soon to be divorced mother of 3 pretty cool kids. Site like this make it much easier to meet a lot of men, without having to go trolling the bar scene. I'm a plus size woman, have been most of my life. But I'm working on it. I like to curl up with a good book and a better glass of wine. Also enjoy cuddling on the couch watching movies. I like to camp(not in a tent) and fishing, I need to find someone to take me again. (yes I can bait and take fish off my line), boating , and watching football/basketball games. I like most music, favorite is new country and top 40, i hate doing dishes, which makes me hate cooking too...I'm also not looking for a life partner right now, just a very good friend. Just want to enjoy life and have fun again. ONLY real men need apply if your too sensitive or wear your feelings on your sleeve, your feelings will get hurt. This doesn't mean you get to be a Neanderthal, must have manners and know how to put the seat down. Well if your still interested drop me a line. BTW:It's ridiculous that I have to state this;If you are MARRIED do not waste my time. I will find you out. Your not that smart. I'm tired of wasting my time to get to know you. Then have to bust your dumbass. If your wife doesn't know she divorced, you are still married. Thank you. Sry 2 those of U this doesn't apply to. I hope U at least got a chuckle out of it.YOU MAY PROCEED. Later

  • Augusta

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    If you want to know more about me just ask!

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