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BrandaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Took a few months off this curaazzzy site! I will share more upon talking/ not texting,,,. I am great and awesome! Wanting to meet someone with nice teeth, 5$ in Pocket, not sharin penis shots, car, sense of wit, and not thin skinned! I have a lot to offer. I am a self employed, successful hairdresser, and must have a good sense of style! On that note, people who should not apply,,1)if you are a man who is tethered to his mother2)if you are married to sports,, (I love sports and an athlete, but gimme a break dvr it or get over it)3)have Not heard or watched an episode of "Breaking Bad,, hello!! Are ya kidding me4) have the 10 second rule,, eat a germ, immune system will thank you and your inner circle,. I have 10 minute rule,, healthy as hell!spray as your go,to.. Pulllease8)if you've never paid, or refuse to pay more than 10 bucks for a haircut,, I'll give you my business card. There may be hope for your lid yet!9)if you only text,,blah blahAnd last not least of the top ten of some pre-req's***don't be a doucheeeeee!!! Yay! Lets call it' a meet and greet, and save the savory for flux In a maybe.
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XochitlOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Im a tomboyish kind of girl i love Doing things at night Going places indoors or out im crafty i roleplay im very calm and observing a good listener im cuddly i like watching vampire movies i love fixing and restoring Thing thats where the craft part of me comes in aT and most of all i like hanging with my dog hes 2 years old i take him everywhere i love other animals to and they love me I like adventures no suprizes i like the man to be in control of the evening and spoil me rotten.
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AnnelieseOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Yep, decided to try this one more time! Bored with the same old same old stuff...ready to change it up and get a life! What about you? Are you ready to change yours? Could be interesting, and better be fun!!I am attractive and curvy. I have been told as long as your chest is bigger than your belly you're still good, so I did a quick check in the mirror, and I'm good! So you MUST be into hour glasses vs stick figures! I am smart, witty, and love to laugh, so make me laugh and stimulate me, make me want to get to know you.I've learned and healed from my past relationships, and I don't believe they end because of one person, or one action. Basically own your own crap, and forgive others theirs. Nobody's perfect, and nobody's responsible for your happiness, that's a choice, chose well. Please check you baggage and leave the bad stuff in the past where it belongs. I won't unpack it for you, and I won't ask you to unpack for me.Looking for a tall, well groomed, stylish, SWM with an awesome smile!A few things about me, I like to try just about everything, I'm very committed to my job and my family. I love to travel and see new places. I'm a really good cook...not bragging, just love to cook, even though I have to admit, I don't cook as often as I use too. Cooking single is not fun, I enjoy cooking for a man who appreciates the effort. I love to play, and have fun. If I'm not laughing, I'm not living. I can take a joke, and give as good as I get. I'm a total smart ass, and I'm attracted to A$$#0!$, so chances are you're already halfway there...JK, I do have standards, no felonies allowed! I'm not a bar fly, I enjoy going out once in a while, but its not my thing. A nice bonfire and a glass of wine works for me. Hanging out with friends and laughing is a must. Its the best medicine in the world! Well next to a bubble bath, chocolate and a glass of wine. Oh. And last but not least, I will not message you first, my Mom taught me girls don't call boys, and guys should always make the first move. Wow, I hope I fixed all of the typo's in this all about me section...if not dang it! Now you're aware I'm not perfect, what now? I guess I could become a Nun...I would be the funnest Nun ever! Something public and fun! No hiking out into the middle of nowhere...it's not safe for you, I'm a pretty good shot when I have to be! LoL, seriously guys online dating is scary enough. Be who you say you are, no catfish please! And don't expect too much too fast, it's called dating...I'm not a speed dater, or a fast and furious one either. I am a Lady Fish, and I expect to be treated like one. And yes, it goes both ways, I believe it's called the Golden Rule!