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KarleyOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I'm a single mom of twins. I have a house that's really too much for me, a car, & a job.; The kids might be next if they don't start taking care of the litterbox & putting their clothes in the laundry. :-)I'm a professional, I am educated, & I've worked hard to get where I'm at. I've been told that if I'm alone it's because I want to be. That may be true, but if I want to be, it's because I haven't met the right guy for me. I need someone strong & successful, sweet, & smart & caring. I'm tired of being the only one responsible for everything. I want a man who is an adult & can be my partner. Giant retarded children living with their mom & borrowing her car need not apply. I love to read & currently spend way too much time doing it. I also spend way too much time watching shows & movies.; Supernatural. It's horrible & I love going to the movies, & I also love watching movies on my couch in a hoody & pj pants. I play Words with Friends. I stalk ***, but I try to only post hilarious things on my own status updates. :-p I like wine, margaritas, ice cream, & popcorn with butter & white cheddar. Not necessarily together though. I wish I had a boat. I wish I had time & money to travel more. I would like to learn another language. I need to go to church more. I need someone to force me to exercise more. But don't critique my poor eating habits. I hate to cook. I will never enjoy it. Tips to help endear yourself to me:Zip your pants, & attempt to pull them over your butt-crack. Thanks.Wear deodorant daily, preferably without me having to ask you to.Have some teeth, & brush them occasionally. Again- thanks.Don't start things & not finish them, or promise things & not follow through. i.e., don't half-paint the downstairs then decide to watch football & never finish it.Have some chivalry. Don't expect me to foot the bill all the time. I could never date someone for financial reasons, but I no longer have any qualms about NOT dating someone for financial reasons.Please don't be older than dirt. Older than me is ok; as old as my mom or grandma is generally not.Have a sense of humor. Hopefully you're not offended by mine! Would love to meet for a walk by the lake with the dogs. Unless it's hot out, in which case I love A/C.A margarita is always good. A shooting range would be cool. Boating is awesome. Wineries are fun. Not a sports nut, but I do really enjoy live hockey. Not into the bar scene, but I like live music occasionally. I don't drink coffee, but white chocolate mochas are good.
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ZibiaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I'm a unique individual who enjoys trying new things and spontaneous adventure. I am by nature, a genuine smartass. I'm looking for a guy who is funny, intelligent and loyal. I have a wicked sense of humor that I exercise constantly.I love to cook...I'm very passionate about it. I love art..painting, writing, music, dancing.I'm not small. I take care of myself and have never had an issue finding a date. I'm sexy and consider myself attractive. My photos are all within this past year. It should really just be a drive by. I will drive by...look at you, think about it, then hit the gas. :) Seriously though....it doesn't matter what we do if conversation is good.