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Joandra, 40

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About Me

I have two young kids and a demanding job, but I still make time for me :). I'm looking for someone who is smart, funny and attractive, but who isn't, right?Some ground rules... I will only consider writing back if all of the following criteria are met:- You post more than one picture (anyone can take one good pic)- None of your pictures contain someone holding up their middle finger (no gang signs either)- In at least one of your pictures you are smiling :)- In at least one of your pictures you are not wearing a hat or sunglasses (all guys look hotter in a hat and sunglasses)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Alycia

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Enough about me, lets talk about you.I'm in search of a man who is honest, has goals, and enjoys what he does during the day. A man who knows the value of surrounding himself with quality people, who appreciates family time, yet loves a intimate night out on the town with his woman as well. Being active and eating healthy is a priority for this guy, but a movie night on the couch and eating comfort food is totally acceptable once in a while. I'm looking for a man who loves to travel, is spontaneous, caring, likes his "man time" to keeps things balanced, a man who likes to take charge and play the "man role" for his woman. An athletic man who loves sports, and loves the fact his woman is equally in to sports as well. Finally this man has a very sarcastic, witty attitude, but has no problem whispering sweet nothings in his woman's ear. If you know this man, point me in his direction, and I will gladly tell him all about a woman who he might like to meet. Something easy. If there's a second date in order, then we can get more derailed. I mean detailed.

  • Karley

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm a single mom of twins. I have a house that's really too much for me, a car, & a job.; The kids might be next if they don't start taking care of the litterbox & putting their clothes in the laundry. :-)I'm a professional, I am educated, & I've worked hard to get where I'm at. I've been told that if I'm alone it's because I want to be. That may be true, but if I want to be, it's because I haven't met the right guy for me. I need someone strong & successful, sweet, & smart & caring. I'm tired of being the only one responsible for everything. I want a man who is an adult & can be my partner. Giant retarded children living with their mom & borrowing her car need not apply. I love to read & currently spend way too much time doing it. I also spend way too much time watching shows & movies.; Supernatural. It's horrible & I love going to the movies, & I also love watching movies on my couch in a hoody & pj pants. I play Words with Friends. I stalk ***, but I try to only post hilarious things on my own status updates. :-p I like wine, margaritas, ice cream, & popcorn with butter & white cheddar. Not necessarily together though. I wish I had a boat. I wish I had time & money to travel more. I would like to learn another language. I need to go to church more. I need someone to force me to exercise more. But don't critique my poor eating habits. I hate to cook. I will never enjoy it. Tips to help endear yourself to me:Zip your pants, & attempt to pull them over your butt-crack. Thanks.Wear deodorant daily, preferably without me having to ask you to.Have some teeth, & brush them occasionally. Again- thanks.Don't start things & not finish them, or promise things & not follow through. i.e., don't half-paint the downstairs then decide to watch football & never finish it.Have some chivalry. Don't expect me to foot the bill all the time. I could never date someone for financial reasons, but I no longer have any qualms about NOT dating someone for financial reasons.Please don't be older than dirt. Older than me is ok; as old as my mom or grandma is generally not.Have a sense of humor. Hopefully you're not offended by mine! Would love to meet for a walk by the lake with the dogs. Unless it's hot out, in which case I love A/C.A margarita is always good. A shooting range would be cool. Boating is awesome. Wineries are fun. Not a sports nut, but I do really enjoy live hockey. Not into the bar scene, but I like live music occasionally. I don't drink coffee, but white chocolate mochas are good.

  • Christeen

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm specific in the type of man I'm looking for. Physical attraction is important. I'd like to find someone that's CAUCASIAN, CLEAN CUT, the guy next door look. If you are nearing retirement age or overweight please don't waste your time or mine. I'm a laid-back kind of person who loves life, music and art. I come across as the serious kind until I get to know someone, then the silly side comes out. I've been told I am vibrant and have a strong love of life.I am also pretty active and enjoy running and cycling. You must love to workout. This is an important part of my life.I have the heart of a hopeless romantic. Very affectionate with the right person. I'm not looking for quick flings. I am looking for someone that is a passionate person. I need to feel that deep intimacy with my mate. Things that make me feel happy are little gestures from the one I love.I am generally accepting of others. I like to surround myself with a variety of different personalities. Not multiple personalities :) lol. What I'm looking for is a good combination of intelligent, attractive, and fun. Ideally he’ll be a thinker. Someone who will challenge me. He should be someone who is able to laugh and make me laugh, enjoys life and doesn't just let it pass him by. I am turned on by a guy who is confident and has a great sense of humor. I am seeking a man who knows how to treat a woman. A best friend ... you know the one ... the one you can't wait to see when you get home and don't want to leave in the morning.

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