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MarisolOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
My one and only goal,is to find someone whos actually honest... Someone who wants to be the corn to my pop,Someone who will walk beside me,not in front and not behide,.. I Sing,i Play gutair,I dance,I cook,Im kind and caring towards everyone but most of all "I treat others the way I like to be treated" And I love to laugh and joke around .... Everyone hasa story,till youve been down there road you cant judge... I have a few jokes now #1- A man donates blood to his girlfriend. they break up. he says he wants his blood back. she throws a tampon at him and yells 'I'll pay you monthly!!' I know its nasty,but she was using her head lol #2-I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.... Lol one of my favorites # 3- Sex is better than drugs...If u have the right pusher. Sex is better than booze.If u have the right liquor.Sex is better than gambling.If u have the right poker.... How true lmao # ***I finally saw my 1st Porn the other day, man I just can't get over how young I looked back then !! Hahaha Now for my last # ***blondes were watching the news. They started crying when they heard that 2 Brazilian men were killed in a plane crash. They cried, "How many is 2 Brazilian?!" lol .. So theres a little about me and my kinda humor,just remember,For every half, there is a whole. For every hand, there's one to hold. For every poem, there is a meaning. And every chance starts with believing.. Dont be discouraged if life dont go your way, and feel your dreams shattered into hundreds of pieces,bend over and pick one up and start all over again. It may turn out to be a masterpiece.,.Heres something I have to say "SO...I have to tell you guys something and it's important. The question has been asked for years. It was ME who let the dogs out."lol just kidding ..... Live for the moment
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KaronOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Things meetville has taught me:1). Some people believe that if they have graduated high school, have their own car, a place to live and all of their teeth they are accomplished in life. To me, these are basic expectations. I can give you a lost tooth here or there if there is a good story behind it. 2). This is an extremely awkward way to meet people. I am willing to put in the effort at making conversation to try to get to know someone but they need to be willing to do the same. This means when I send an *** and trying to engage you in conversation the response should entail more than a yes or no. You could even be wild and crazy and ask me some questions to try to engage me in conversation. 3). If you have 6 profile pictures and 4 of them are of your dog, quad, motorcycle or boat we are likely not compatible. 4). Many men have a mistaken perception of what is attracive to a woman. No matter how magnificent you think your penis is, I don't want a picture of it. It does not turn me on. If you want to turn me on, send me a picture of you cutting the grass or taking out the garbage. 5) Along the lines of #***I will not send naked or semi-naked pictures to you. If you are in desperate need, I can however spot you the $5 to go buy a porno magazine. Something we'll both enjoy that will help us figure out if we like each other in real life or not.
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BrunildaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I\'m in good place in my life (it’s true!) and I\'m looking for someone who will complete my life. I\'m really interested in meeting someone special for long term relationship (or jus friendship).