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JanetOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I like to do pretty much anything(I'll try everything once) why not, life is way too short... There's so many things to do! Where do I start?
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MarisolOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
My one and only goal,is to find someone whos actually honest... Someone who wants to be the corn to my pop,Someone who will walk beside me,not in front and not behide,.. I Sing,i Play gutair,I dance,I cook,Im kind and caring towards everyone but most of all "I treat others the way I like to be treated" And I love to laugh and joke around .... Everyone hasa story,till youve been down there road you cant judge... I have a few jokes now #1- A man donates blood to his girlfriend. they break up. he says he wants his blood back. she throws a tampon at him and yells 'I'll pay you monthly!!' I know its nasty,but she was using her head lol #2-I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.... Lol one of my favorites # 3- Sex is better than drugs...If u have the right pusher. Sex is better than booze.If u have the right liquor.Sex is better than gambling.If u have the right poker.... How true lmao # ***I finally saw my 1st Porn the other day, man I just can't get over how young I looked back then !! Hahaha Now for my last # ***blondes were watching the news. They started crying when they heard that 2 Brazilian men were killed in a plane crash. They cried, "How many is 2 Brazilian?!" lol .. So theres a little about me and my kinda humor,just remember,For every half, there is a whole. For every hand, there's one to hold. For every poem, there is a meaning. And every chance starts with believing.. Dont be discouraged if life dont go your way, and feel your dreams shattered into hundreds of pieces,bend over and pick one up and start all over again. It may turn out to be a masterpiece.,.Heres something I have to say "SO...I have to tell you guys something and it's important. The question has been asked for years. It was ME who let the dogs out."lol just kidding ..... Live for the moment
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CambriaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I've never done this before, and just wanted to scope it out a bit. Just saw a documentary about online dating. Women are afraid of meeting serial killers, and men are afraid of meeting fat people. I'm afraid of this period. lol...and I guess I have to add more because a "hi" ***'t cut it for me. I'm a pretty smart chick, I rock at Jeopardy and have been accused of seeing the episode already (so not true). I love music and have almost ADD tastes, the only country I like is Patsy Cline and Johnny Cash, I grew up with grunge and punk, love good ol' dirty rock n' roll, but will sometimes drive home from work listening to classical or jazz to unwind. Should also add that I like rap and hip hop. I think one of the sexiest sounds in the world is someone twanging a chord on a guitar. I have a quirky sense of humor from highbrow and dry to the maturity of a 12 year old boy, depending on my mood. I love to read, I read to fall asleep, because I finally broke my self of having a TV in my room. Even if a movie sucks I will commit to watching it to the final credits. I think the foreign version is usually better than the american. Does that make me sound hoighty-toighty? I love to travel, and wish I could more. I don't know how to sail, but I'm willing to learn. I can totally be one of the guys, I just usually rock it out in a skirt and heels. I love college sports; U of M football and March Madness are a must. I hope this solves my dilemma of "hi" *** ***if you really have a mullet, sorry, not gonna happen *if you are over the age of 22 &;*please only have your shirt off if you're actually on the beach, or doing actual water activities. It's just odd any other time.