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MarisolOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
My one and only goal,is to find someone whos actually honest... Someone who wants to be the corn to my pop,Someone who will walk beside me,not in front and not behide,.. I Sing,i Play gutair,I dance,I cook,Im kind and caring towards everyone but most of all "I treat others the way I like to be treated" And I love to laugh and joke around .... Everyone hasa story,till youve been down there road you cant judge... I have a few jokes now #1- A man donates blood to his girlfriend. they break up. he says he wants his blood back. she throws a tampon at him and yells 'I'll pay you monthly!!' I know its nasty,but she was using her head lol #2-I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.... Lol one of my favorites # 3- Sex is better than drugs...If u have the right pusher. Sex is better than booze.If u have the right liquor.Sex is better than gambling.If u have the right poker.... How true lmao # ***I finally saw my 1st Porn the other day, man I just can't get over how young I looked back then !! Hahaha Now for my last # ***blondes were watching the news. They started crying when they heard that 2 Brazilian men were killed in a plane crash. They cried, "How many is 2 Brazilian?!" lol .. So theres a little about me and my kinda humor,just remember,For every half, there is a whole. For every hand, there's one to hold. For every poem, there is a meaning. And every chance starts with believing.. Dont be discouraged if life dont go your way, and feel your dreams shattered into hundreds of pieces,bend over and pick one up and start all over again. It may turn out to be a masterpiece.,.Heres something I have to say "SO...I have to tell you guys something and it's important. The question has been asked for years. It was ME who let the dogs out."lol just kidding ..... Live for the moment
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TracyOffline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-50
My daddy married 33 wives and had 12 as his favorite , surprisingly I turned out to be his 3 daughter. He drinks 2 cups of milk a day. His strength decreased ton 3.3 .it took him ***yrs to recover. it is quite confusing right. get tins right and get to me.
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CarolinOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I am a genuinely caring person looking for a "right" match. I like to read daily and enjoy camping during the summer months. I love to cook meals and bake from scratch. I am starting a new hobby of attending a gym to get healthier and in better shape so I can enjoy more things in life and start to do some other activities that I have wanted to pursue. Family is an important part of my life, and I hope important to the person I meet, as well. I think laughter is good medicine and like to have fun whenever I can. Sharing all those things with someone special would be like having my cake and eating it too! On a first date I think the more laid back the better. A simple dinner out, maybe some bowling or a walk on the beach. Something that will make both people feel comfortable.