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MarisolOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
My one and only goal,is to find someone whos actually honest... Someone who wants to be the corn to my pop,Someone who will walk beside me,not in front and not behide,.. I Sing,i Play gutair,I dance,I cook,Im kind and caring towards everyone but most of all "I treat others the way I like to be treated" And I love to laugh and joke around .... Everyone hasa story,till youve been down there road you cant judge... I have a few jokes now #1- A man donates blood to his girlfriend. they break up. he says he wants his blood back. she throws a tampon at him and yells 'I'll pay you monthly!!' I know its nasty,but she was using her head lol #2-I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.... Lol one of my favorites # 3- Sex is better than drugs...If u have the right pusher. Sex is better than booze.If u have the right liquor.Sex is better than gambling.If u have the right poker.... How true lmao # ***I finally saw my 1st Porn the other day, man I just can't get over how young I looked back then !! Hahaha Now for my last # ***blondes were watching the news. They started crying when they heard that 2 Brazilian men were killed in a plane crash. They cried, "How many is 2 Brazilian?!" lol .. So theres a little about me and my kinda humor,just remember,For every half, there is a whole. For every hand, there's one to hold. For every poem, there is a meaning. And every chance starts with believing.. Dont be discouraged if life dont go your way, and feel your dreams shattered into hundreds of pieces,bend over and pick one up and start all over again. It may turn out to be a masterpiece.,.Heres something I have to say "SO...I have to tell you guys something and it's important. The question has been asked for years. It was ME who let the dogs out."lol just kidding ..... Live for the moment
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BrianneOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
...I determined I needed a little help meeting an interesting bloke. My life has been an evolution in the most dramatic of ways and my resume reflects it ha ha... I've been employed since the age of eight, have done volunteer work since six, and am from an intellectual and diverse family who are all well-read and well-rounded. I am a rather prolific cook and often throw dinner parties for friends and family. What hobbies I haven't done already are on a bucket list to be tried as I am enthused about self-education...I've currently halfway completed a yarn-bombing project (I was easily persuaded by the four-year-;the munchkin mafia")...I enjoy a taste of every genre and there are always exceptions, no matter music/art/movies etc. I've been described as joyous as I endeavour to celebrate all of lifes moments, and I thoroughly enjoy the quirk in us all. Please don't be naive and be deceived by the wheelchair, I've no need for a caregiver and I have no use for the patronizing. My life is thoroughly enviable, I merely live it on my a***. I love and am well-loved so I'm in no need of the ill-fitting...what is the expression, "no company is better than poor company"? Ha ha...I am merely looking for someone sweet, charming, literate, engaging, community-minded, affectionate, driven...someone to exclaim "Wow cool!" when I point "Hey look!". What do you fancy?**I'm sorry, but I use the mobile app on my phone which does not allow chat, so please just send me a message (I'm not ***! Well, maybe I am...he he....) I am easily pleased, enjoy being suprised by the innovative and the departure from the expected
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OpheliaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I'm an active, sweet and easy-going girl. I enjoy my job but I do my best to have a good work-life balance so that I can have fun and enjoy my life. More about me: - I enjoy being active. In the summer I bike, walk, run, hike and play softball - In the winter I ski (skate and classic), skate and play floor hockey - I want to do a bike tour in Croatia - I listen to all kinds of music from soft rock to dance music.***For down time, I like to read, hang out on a patio or in the market and cook - I'm compassionate, respectful, caring and understanding - I live by "whatever you are, be a good one" - I like comedies, romantic comedies, action and drama movies. - I cherish the time I have with my friends and family. Things I look for in a partner: - You are honest, loyal, motivated and understanding. - You enjoy being active and maintaining a healthy lifestyle - You enjoy travelling, being spontaneous and going on road trips - You don't smoke and drink in moderation If you think we could be a good fit I look forward to hearing from you! Somewhere where we both feel comfortable and can get to know each other.