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About Me

Hello =) I'm really just looking for someone who has the patience to take their time with me. I want to take my time and see where things go. I want to text and get to know one another, meet, have a good time. If you're looking for that super thin model type - then please look else where. Lol, just don't want you getting your hopes up. Ah well, at least I'm honest. I may not be that type, but I am a hell of a friend if nothing else. =)I am a smart ass. I'm sarcastic. I like to joke around. I'm a mother of 5 (They do not need a father, they have one. And him and I have no drama). I'm random. I'm a decent cook. I have a huge heart (Sometimes, I care too much for the wrong people). I'm honest. I like conversation (you asking me to meet you at the local hotel or meet up for a quickie does not constitute conversation - Sorry). I really don't know where else to go with all this. Have any question, just ask. I am an open book and don't mind answering any questions. =)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

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