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About Me

***Update *******If you have pictures of yourself with handfuls of money, the answer is no.*If you wear your pants around your thighs with your underwear showing, the answer is no.*If you have a "grill", the answer is no.*If you're bedazzled in "Bling", the answer is no.*If you can't spend a nanosecond typing out the whole word, the answer is no.The aforementioned things drive me INSANE and are not attractive in any way, shape, or form.Feel free to continue reading now.My headline is lyrics from one of my favorite bands. I have boobs, hips, an ass and a not so flat stomach. If you're looking for a stick, move it along.I have kids, 5 of em, they are my pride and joy, and yes, they all have the same father.I will not be referred to as a "Baby Momma".I am educated, smart, and confident.I've had many people ask me why I'm single. The answer is easy: my significant other of 13 years decided that the female he met online playing a *** a better option and moved out while I was at a friends house for the weekend and I came home to an empty house.I don't judge on looks, but there should be at least some mutual attraction. You could be the hottest guy on the face of earth and be a total douche. You could also be an average guy and be a total sweetheart.Being clingy is a MAJOR turnoff.Being to aggressive is also a turnoff.Don't play head games with me, I will play better.I like to read.I believe in socialized healthcare, however, I do not believe in Obamacare.I am pro-choice.I like roses, red ones.I LOVE music! My music preferences range from "Oh my god you HAVE to hear this" to "I know, please don't judge me"I have a witty sense of humor, which at times can be quite sarcastic. If your feelings are easily hurt, I'm not what you're looking for.I am equally proud when she wears a pink tutu and a black tank top with skulls on it.I laugh at inappropriate things.Duct tape fixes everything.Feet are gross, except baby feet, because everything on a baby is cute. I like tattoos and piercings. I have multiple body piercings and 6 tattoos.I would like to explore the darker side of myself with the right person.I like to laugh.I am mischievous.I like to have fun.I am bratty.I love coffee.I like to shoot pool, even though I'm not good at it.I make a pretty mean bowl of cereal.I have a love/hate relationship with tequila.If you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I'll do it for you.I like to sing, although not necessarily well.I have bad breath when I wake up in the morning.I'm a nurse, I'm not easily offended.I've seen it, smelled it, changed it and been called it.I could tell you stories that would leave you in awe.I don't like it when people drive slow in the fast lane.I swear. A LOT. Don't judge.I am not a lover of sports. I could however overlook your love of sports.I love thunderstorms and playing in the rain.GRAMMAR COUNTS!! I will critique your message like an APA Nazi.I enjoy working out and being active.I am not a girly girl.My idea of camping involves a hotel room with a hot shower. I don't like "roughing" it.I like to fish, and yes, I can bait my own hook.Bucket list: skydiving, bungee jumping, visit Europe, buy a Harley and some fancy sports car that will not allow car seats.You will either love me or hate me. There is no middle ground.Flattery, ebonics and ghetto slang will get you nowhere with me.Starbucks and a slap on my ass *may* get you somewhere.Don't take life so seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.A few quotes/song lyrics that I like:"Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary"";"There's a very fine line between pleasure and pain. They are two sides of the same coin, one not existing without the other""It is not enough to conquer, one must know how to seduce"~;I always behave, just not necessarily well""I am feisty and non-compliant""It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure." ~Marquis de Sade"Every girl is a freak, it just takes the right guy to bring it out""Funny you're the broken one, but I'm the only one who needed saving""Ah, the night is callin'And it whispers to me softly, "Come and play"" Meh. I would prefer to avoid abandoned houses, dark alleys, ending up in a Hefty bag and anywhere else that may fall into the creepy category.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Hey there, welcome to my profile lol Mine is lengthy but thorough, so let's see if you can get through the whole thing *winks*I am a single Mom of a 4 and 6 year old, and not into the bar scene anymore, so I have come to internet dating hoping to find someone to share my life with, My Mr. Right, not a Mr. Right now. Someone who is not into playing head games or wants a fling. My kids are my world, so the man of my dreams has to be willing to except them into his life as well.I am very outgoing, open-minded, playful, sarcastic, smart ass, silly, loyal, witty, honest, goal oriented, stubborn and romantic. My friends have described me as confident, down-to-earth, easy going and very easy to talk to... ohh the secrets I have been told .. lol. I am affectionate, very much a cuddler and love kissing. Love the little things in life that make me smile and doing random acts of kindness to put a smile on someone else's face. Laughter is extremely important to me and I am very much an optimist. I don't take life too seriously and enjoy every min of it. I have a great life and not looking for someone to make me happy, but be happy with me.I am just a simple jeans and t-shirt kinda girl (Old Navy is my favourite), definitely not high maintenance, but do like to dress up when we go out for a night on the town. I am professionally self-employed (yes, I own my own business) and college educated in Business. I am a movie buff and love action and horror the best. Worked in the music industry for 10 years, so music is an important part of my life as well. Recently started going to the gym again, and I must say, i love lifting weights. Love the outdoor, camping, going to my cottage, the beach, wonderland, the zoo, swimming, concerts, BBqs with friends or family, dancing, and of course, cuddling up to a good movie. I am very much into finding new and exciting things to do with my time.Now I know people have stuff in their profiles stating different things about what they want or don't want in a partner. I guess I don't have too much of a preference on looks, cause well, personality is very important BUT I will put out there that I am really attracted to men with shaved heads/buzz cuts. I know, kinda strange right? but hey... its something I am drawn to, what can I say lolI am straight to the point and go after what I like, which means I will probably message you first. lol I am far from shy and do go after what I like.So...If you have gotten this far, like what you see and would like to take the next step.. Message me. Please have a picture :) A simple meeting to get to know each other. I'm pretty easy going on that.

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm looking and searching for my soulmate...I know he's out there...I just want to be treated the way I deserve to be treated. I also don't date out of my race, I'm not being prejudice...I just prefer white men...

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