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LeathaOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm outspoken forward outgoing and bit of a smartass,i like to laugh and have fun,lifes to short to fight. I don't let past get in way of the future. You cant start a new chapter if you keep re reading the last one! A little list below of of how i am in a relationship.Top 10 Reasons Why I Would Be Your Best Girlfriend Ever:10. You will see me wearing sexy lingerie more than “comfortable” undies.9. You won’t hear me nag and complain because I don’t sweat the small stuff.8. You will be proud to have me on your arm when we go out in public and your friends will probably be envious.7. You will never, ever be given a reason not to trust me.6. You will be nicely surprised when I kiss you passionately at unexpected times and in unexpected places.5. You will never see me roll my eyes at you when you say something because I will respect you.Ah who the f*ck am i kidding i roll my eyes all the time at people.4. You will see my smile far more often than my frown. As the Swedes say about a good woman - she should be happy, horny, and grateful.3. You will find yourself thinking seriously about my observations on life and current events.2. You won’t be holding my purse at the shoe store. You won’t even BE at the shoe store with me.1. You rarely, if ever, hear these awful words: “I’m not in the mood”. p.s im not on here much..i dont get on here much so.
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BunnyOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
***Update *******If you have pictures of yourself with handfuls of money, the answer is no.*If you wear your pants around your thighs with your underwear showing, the answer is no.*If you have a "grill", the answer is no.*If you're bedazzled in "Bling", the answer is no.*If you can't spend a nanosecond typing out the whole word, the answer is no.The aforementioned things drive me INSANE and are not attractive in any way, shape, or form.Feel free to continue reading now.My headline is lyrics from one of my favorite bands. I have boobs, hips, an ass and a not so flat stomach. If you're looking for a stick, move it along.I have kids, 5 of em, they are my pride and joy, and yes, they all have the same father.I will not be referred to as a "Baby Momma".I am educated, smart, and confident.I've had many people ask me why I'm single. The answer is easy: my significant other of 13 years decided that the female he met online playing a *** a better option and moved out while I was at a friends house for the weekend and I came home to an empty house.I don't judge on looks, but there should be at least some mutual attraction. You could be the hottest guy on the face of earth and be a total douche. You could also be an average guy and be a total sweetheart.Being clingy is a MAJOR turnoff.Being to aggressive is also a turnoff.Don't play head games with me, I will play better.I like to read.I believe in socialized healthcare, however, I do not believe in Obamacare.I am pro-choice.I like roses, red ones.I LOVE music! My music preferences range from "Oh my god you HAVE to hear this" to "I know, please don't judge me"I have a witty sense of humor, which at times can be quite sarcastic. If your feelings are easily hurt, I'm not what you're looking for.I am equally proud when she wears a pink tutu and a black tank top with skulls on it.I laugh at inappropriate things.Duct tape fixes everything.Feet are gross, except baby feet, because everything on a baby is cute. I like tattoos and piercings. I have multiple body piercings and 6 tattoos.I would like to explore the darker side of myself with the right person.I like to laugh.I am mischievous.I like to have fun.I am bratty.I love coffee.I like to shoot pool, even though I'm not good at it.I make a pretty mean bowl of cereal.I have a love/hate relationship with tequila.If you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I'll do it for you.I like to sing, although not necessarily well.I have bad breath when I wake up in the morning.I'm a nurse, I'm not easily offended.I've seen it, smelled it, changed it and been called it.I could tell you stories that would leave you in awe.I don't like it when people drive slow in the fast lane.I swear. A LOT. Don't judge.I am not a lover of sports. I could however overlook your love of sports.I love thunderstorms and playing in the rain.GRAMMAR COUNTS!! I will critique your message like an APA Nazi.I enjoy working out and being active.I am not a girly girl.My idea of camping involves a hotel room with a hot shower. I don't like "roughing" it.I like to fish, and yes, I can bait my own hook.Bucket list: skydiving, bungee jumping, visit Europe, buy a Harley and some fancy sports car that will not allow car seats.You will either love me or hate me. There is no middle ground.Flattery, ebonics and ghetto slang will get you nowhere with me.Starbucks and a slap on my ass *may* get you somewhere.Don't take life so seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.A few quotes/song lyrics that I like:"Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary"";"There's a very fine line between pleasure and pain. They are two sides of the same coin, one not existing without the other""It is not enough to conquer, one must know how to seduce"~;I always behave, just not necessarily well""I am feisty and non-compliant""It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure." ~Marquis de Sade"Every girl is a freak, it just takes the right guy to bring it out""Funny you're the broken one, but I'm the only one who needed saving""Ah, the night is callin'And it whispers to me softly, "Come and play"" Meh. I would prefer to avoid abandoned houses, dark alleys, ending up in a Hefty bag and anywhere else that may fall into the creepy category.
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GlennaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
People tell me I'm funny, and I'm definitely sarcastic. This side of me is more apparent the more I get to know someone. I am a jeans and t-shirt, low-maintenance kind of girl, but I have no problem dressing up for a night on the town. I listen to all types of music, it really depends on my mood at the moment. It is amazing how music can evoke a memory, or you can hear someone else's lyrics perfectly describing your own experiences and moods. I enjoy live music, grew up playing percussion, and would like to learn guitar. I'm the mother of two children, ages 9 and 13. They, of course, are my first priority, but I always make time for that special someone. My kids keep me pretty busy with sports and extracurriculars. I like sports, and I coach basketball. I also love to watch the Vikings. I like to be out on the water fishing, and yes, I can bait my own hook. I enjoy nature, camping, and going to the cabin. I think it is great to "unplug" for a few days. I like to cook and bake. I am the type of person who will bake you your favorite cookies just because. I like to do thoughtful things like that to put a smile on someone's face. I like new experiences, and I want to expose my children to different things, so I take them camping, to the theater, museums, sporting events, concerts, etc. It would be great to have another adult to enjoy these things with too. :) I am a self-proclaimed nerd. I read a lot (my bookshelves are overflowing), watch a lot of movies, know a bunch of random facts and trivia, can quote movies and TV shows, and use made-up words like floopy. I am a very open-minded, tolerant individual. I think everyone is entitled to their beliefs/opinions, as long as those beliefs do not infringe on the rights of anyone else. I don't mind if we don't agree about politics or religion, as long as you don't try to force your beliefs on me.What am I looking for? Communication, an open-mind, laughing til it hurts. Someone who is physically, emotionally, and intellectually compatible. Intelligent conversation. Someone who will challenge my mind. It may sound corny, but I recently heard the song "Smile" by Uncle Kracker on the radio, and I thought--that's what I want. And that's what I want to be for somebody. Low-key dinner or drinks where we can talk and get to know each other. Something entertaining or engaging, such as live music, a sporting event, mini-golf, the zoo, etc. I think it really depends on the person I am with. Hopefully we know enough about each other so we can come up with a fun, mutually agreed-upon activity. Although, I do like surprises! :)