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LeighannOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
*Please don't give me your phone numbers unless, we have arranged to meet and it's a 'just in case' situation. Katie writes her new profile with a glimmer of hope and a dash of uhhh, something positive? I haven't met "you" yet so here it goes...some info to enlighten: You are ***must be young at heart!), looking for a relationship (if all the stars are aligned), you are not looking for "casual fun", "chillin", "hanging out" or whatever the lingo is these days, you are not interested in *** and fro (I'm not scared of meeting people), if you add me to msn, fine, but don't expect anything more then some conversation to lead up to meeting (equals, no nude pics). Physically, I typically go for men who are tallish, leanish-athletic, brown/black hair, nice smile. If I message you back it means that we both find each other attractive and read the profiles (I read the whole thing).. cool? Awesome. I, hopefully, don't have too many cliches in my profile, this site is chock full of them.I would like to say, that my career does not dictate the kind of person I am, it does not define me, if it's important to you that I am putting in exhaustive hours in the high stakes world of finance, or whatever comes to mind, than you will be disappointed. Climbing the corporate ladder is not on my "To do" list however, if it is for you, that is great and I would definitely support that. There is respect in every job a person holds, no matter the professional scale. Spelling well is hot and using capitals and periods once in a while is wicked-awesome too. I am open to dating men who have children as long as you have time for me in your life.I can be physically attracted to you and so turned off by your profile. Pretentiousness is one of the biggest turn offs...if you use "one" other than to indicate a number, then we won't mesh. Pretty please, can I see your face...not shrouded in darkness, hidden amongst ten other peeps, fuzzy to the point of questioning if it is, in fact, human, with your ex, hidden behind sunglasses, doing activities that don?t allow me the opportunity to see your face i.e. walking tight ropes, mining for gold, whaling, underwater basket-weaving, yodeling on a mountaintop, jousting in courtyards etc.I'm not embarrassed about internet dating... come on, everyone is doing it, it's cool..okay maybe that's an over step but it's not a big deal. We don't have to lie or speak in hushed illicit tones when we talk about where we met.In closing, I would like to say, that you really impress me, you are the bee's knees, the cat pajamas..etc who reads profiles all the way through? you do, give yourself an extra helping of honeycombs today or an ice cream sundae.This was fun? yes it was. I need to rewrite my profile more often. Hmmm well after I wax off the chest hair and get that small change of anatomy I've been considering, then I am ready to kick up my dancin hooves... jokes. Whatever doesn't feel like I need to bring resume and three references, I'll be jazzed about most anything (clause pending).
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MarlaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Ok, I guess I will try this one more time...and this time I want to find someone who knows what they want and don't just want to play games. So, please be the one that makes me delete this acct. permanently.I have 3 kids, my oldest will go off to college in the fall so that leave me with 2 living at home. No need to worry, if your that special someone there will always be time for you. So if kids are an issue, then click away now because my kids are the most important thing in my life.My friends would say that I am very outgoing,very reliable, always there when you need a ear to listen or a shoulder to cry on. I am always up for an adventure and willing to try anything once. I always seem to be the party planner among friends and family and I've been told I am pretty good at it. Don't get me wrong I love to dress up and go out for a night on the town but I am happy staying home in yoga pants and hair in ponytail playing board games or watching a movie with the kids or with my special someone. Also, if you don't like girls who have tattoos, look elsewhere because I do.I love watching sports, but nothing beats being at the game.! No biggie if you don't like those teams, a little trash talking can be hot between us. Nothing beats jeans, hoodie, football, my partner in crime and tailgating. I like all types of music but country is my favorite. Live bands and festivals are always a blast. I have been going to the gym a few times a week or getting out with my kids playing. Staying active is the most important thing. A partner for the whole journey. A friend who challenges, inspires and understands me. Someone to share the craziness and passions of life. Who knows what they want, and is willingly to try what they don't. Someone to be the last thing I see at night, and the 1st thing in morning.I am looking for someone who will send good morning texts, makes me laugh, misses me when we are apart, and have that chemistry that when we look at each other across the room, I get butterflies in my stomach. If you are looking for someone who will complete you and be your best friend, take a chance and message me. We can plan this together...
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NannetteOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
First and foremost, let's get this out of the way, shall we...*Please keep in mind that I am a large and lovely lady (that's right, I said it, I'm a LADY! (ha)) so if that's not you cup of tea...;) To each his/her own. Truly. I'm not 12, you won't hurt my feelings, scouts honor. I'm in a good, happy, productive place in my life and am looking to meet positive, open people with a pleasant disposition. Now on to the important stuff: Dorky, easy going, introvert, badass vegan looking for someone cool to hang out with. I'm focused on my self improvement and I really really enjoy my alone time and my space so something simple, friendly and fun is what I would prefer. I do need that friendship connection first so no random preverts, please. Let's be adults, k! Long term drama (it almost always is, isn't it) is not on my radar. So put on your big boy pants ands lets keep it honest. I'm pretty straight forward and need that in return. Yes, I'm spelling it out because apparently most fellas think all women are blubbering idiots that need to be emotionally coddled and manipulated. Guess what, not true. I know what I want, I hope you do too. Musts: someone that can hold a decent convo and appreciates the comedic genius of Wilfred. You should also not hate cats because I may or may not have 15 of them. Kidding. Am I? I am. BUT AM I?? I know vegans are as elusive as Big Foot riding a unicorn so I'm not holding my breath, but if you happen to be one, well that's total icing. :) Passionate - I am very much so in what I believe in. Lack of passion is a lack of life. Things that interest me in no particular order: evolution, sarcasm, TOOL (the band, not a hammer), yoga every damn day, competitive thumb wrestling, Chuck Palahniuk, Louis C.K., history, exploring, knitting scarves (because that's all that I know how to make) cooking (yes I can!), ***friendly, crotch grabbing, moon-walking, walking on the Moon, astronomy, traveling (let's see the world before we eradicate it) photography, alien abductions and feeding my brain.Things that do not interest me in no particular order:Double negatives, bacon, men in sandals, men in sandals eating bacon. Friends first, most definitely. I'm not about rushing or forcing anything. Good luck and thanks for reading. A nice coffee date followed by a Kung-Fu fight to the death.