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I'm missing teeth. Lots of them. I'm boring, I lie all the time and I cheat on everyone I date. I smell bad too.. really downright rank sometimes. Public assistance is my friend, as well as my five baby daddies. My house was featured twice on Hoarders. Does anybody really read this? I didn't think so. Real story: I work way too much and have two kids, ages are 13 and 16. I'm looking for someone to hang out with on the every other weekend when they are with dad. I'm not looking for my soulmate, a long-term relationship, or a husband. I'm looking for fun-- someone to go to a concert with or out to dance. Expect a conversation-- I love an intelligent conversation, so if "cuz I said so" is justification for your opinion, I might not be the girl for you. If you can't spell or formulate a complete thought, don't bother. Really. I've had enough of the Nascar-loving local yokels to last a couple lifetimes. I hate country music too-- just buy another pickup and please don't make a song about it.Yeah, I'm a bit sarcastic. And cynical. I drive too fast and think too much. I'm not that sweet gal at home you're dying to marry-- I'll admit it. I'm ok with it.Oh, and I have new pics but can't upload them. Expect a revision soon-- I've lost some weight and I'm new and improved!So.. message me...if you dare. I'm thinking coffee or a beer...not at my house. I like public places for first dates and less expensive options. The conversation is the highlight. I don't want to dress up either.. it's that whole "acting like someone else so he can get to know the real me" thing-- I have no interest in it. If it goes well, it will be lots of coffee. It will be a good time.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Erminia

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I am looking to meet new people. I believe honesty, and communication are important in all relationships. My family and friends are an important part of my life. I enjoy staying active, going to the movies, cooking. I'm not into the bar scene anymore, and thought I would try this way to meet people.

  • Jay

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I am new to the online dating. Gotta change things up sometimes. I am a nurse and I work hard and enjoy my days off. I enjoy all college sports, tennis, and relaxing at home. Casual. Lets meet for coffee or a drink. See where the conversation leads us :)

  • Nannette

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    First and foremost, let's get this out of the way, shall we...*Please keep in mind that I am a large and lovely lady (that's right, I said it, I'm a LADY! (ha)) so if that's not you cup of tea...;) To each his/her own. Truly. I'm not 12, you won't hurt my feelings, scouts honor. I'm in a good, happy, productive place in my life and am looking to meet positive, open people with a pleasant disposition. Now on to the important stuff: Dorky, easy going, introvert, badass vegan looking for someone cool to hang out with. I'm focused on my self improvement and I really really enjoy my alone time and my space so something simple, friendly and fun is what I would prefer. I do need that friendship connection first so no random preverts, please. Let's be adults, k! Long term drama (it almost always is, isn't it) is not on my radar. So put on your big boy pants ands lets keep it honest. I'm pretty straight forward and need that in return. Yes, I'm spelling it out because apparently most fellas think all women are blubbering idiots that need to be emotionally coddled and manipulated. Guess what, not true. I know what I want, I hope you do too. Musts: someone that can hold a decent convo and appreciates the comedic genius of Wilfred. You should also not hate cats because I may or may not have 15 of them. Kidding. Am I? I am. BUT AM I?? I know vegans are as elusive as Big Foot riding a unicorn so I'm not holding my breath, but if you happen to be one, well that's total icing. :) Passionate - I am very much so in what I believe in. Lack of passion is a lack of life. Things that interest me in no particular order: evolution, sarcasm, TOOL (the band, not a hammer), yoga every damn day, competitive thumb wrestling, Chuck Palahniuk, Louis C.K., history, exploring, knitting scarves (because that's all that I know how to make) cooking (yes I can!), ***friendly, crotch grabbing, moon-walking, walking on the Moon, astronomy, traveling (let's see the world before we eradicate it) photography, alien abductions and feeding my brain.Things that do not interest me in no particular order:Double negatives, bacon, men in sandals, men in sandals eating bacon. Friends first, most definitely. I'm not about rushing or forcing anything. Good luck and thanks for reading. A nice coffee date followed by a Kung-Fu fight to the death.

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