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Anstice
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
***Profile Always a Work in Progress ***If you do not read my profile and do not message me with the Seekrit Word indicating you read my profile... do not expect a response. YES - it's almost as long as the Iliad or the Odyssey. *takes in a deep breath* I decided online dating sites are only useful for the photos (if that is even the real person contacting you***and worse off, living upstate is sucking my soul and I may be better off staying a hermit and a couch potato. Hey you!!! Yeah, you... The one out of ***guys actually reading my epic novella and not just looking at my photos... I do have an actual PERSONALITY.None of you say you want a crazy cat lady who sleeps all day and parties all night... while keeping a respectful professional face at work.Certifiably whackadoodle. That's me.Why do you think I am so good at my job? I could almost be a patient - Run away, Simba and never return.... (This Personal Ad Provides as a Courtesy of the Save Men From Reina's Clutches Campaign***Me... Just Me ---* Looking for new FRIENDS who share interests in different ethnicities and cultures* I'm always looking for people who want to catch a B-Mets game - and when Fall comes, it will be B-Sens time! * When in NYC (as often as I can), I like to go OUT. I enjoy dining out at new and exciting restaurants or heading over to the beach during the day. * Yes...- now that's a little embarrassing, but I can't help but feel I am in my 20s (I do NOT look or act my age, and I want to be around others who like the same things that I like) Super Seekrit Word: Pudding !! Who I REALLY Am The Good:Intelligent, Empathetic, a Good Listener Adventurous & Adrenaline Seeking An uncanny ability to get you to tell me EVERYTHING The Bad: I run late (If you want 7, say 6:45)Bluntly honest (Reminder to self: Apply filter!)ADD and slightly OCD (But not crazy - do not confuse these qualities :)Short temper when it comes to stupid people (i.e. Men on meetville who don't read profiles***I AM a redhead after all. The Ugly: Occasional potty mouth - I can be a "lady", but I also can curse like a sailor.***Who Are You? * Intellectually challenging and a good communicator* Employed and able to pay your own bills * Active in sports/exercise/fitness* Comfortable in Latin lounges/clubs, sporting events or even museum exhibitionsHere's a little secret: You get bonus points if you're non-American, especially Latino. I love learning about new cultures.Okay, so... More bluntness, I am a "white American", but I have always been attracted to people DIFFERENT from me. Not saying I wouldn't ever hang out with another "white American", but you would have to be on equal level with me on the nuttier than a fruit cake scale.-- Here's the Test: ^ If you want to message me, do NOT just say "hi" or "hey" - Do not send me some message about how I am "hot" I am or some message that is so generic that you could have copied and pasted it to 10 girls. ^ If you want me to respond to you, even if just to say I am not interested, message me and make it clear that you read my profile and you know *something* about me. AND.... Include the Super Seekrit Word - PUDDING Really only looking for networking, friendship, meeting others in entertainment / music and people for tennis or baseball games. We can grab dinner, have a few drinks at a lounge and DANCE - or chill at the beach, or I am always up for "crazy experiences". I am NOT NOT NOT looking for friends with benefits or one night stands. Dudes... A girl can find that anywhere. Just because I am saying friends and hanging out does NOT equal sex. Get it? Lord...So do NOT think of me as a potential girlfriend, wife or lay. If anything, think of me as a possible friend, a co-worker or long-lost cousin you are meeting for the first time and would NEVER consider sleeping with... (Yes... I am frustrated at what kind of expectations people drag into the single lifestyle... I hate expectations.***HOWEVER... That being said: I really DO want love, passion, loyalty, honesty, a partner to share my joys and help me through my trials and tribulations. I do want love and this is my belief: The best relationships are built on sharing similar life/career goals and hobbies and interests, but the number one most difficult trait to fulfill is the "SPARK", aka the butterflies in your stomach!I'm not desperately looking for "The One" or my "Soulmate". If Mr. Right is out there, he'll fall into my lap one way or another, and I'd prefer it happen naturally. Therefore, I say I don't "Date" and want there to be zero romantic expectations if/when we meet. Let's just see if there is maybe a spark of "something magical" ***So, take the challenge and message me. Just make it a good one because you only get one chance to make a first impression... And my response rate these days is maybe 1 out of 10... The Future: Yes, I do have plans for the future, so I might as well share my thoughts and if you are totally against the idea, again, we probably don't match... In about ***doing the 13-week assignments and bouncing all around to see what areas I would most like to love in... Anywhere with sun and atmosphere...Well - what are you waiting for? Impress me with your quality communication! (UGH - Yet another person just saying "hey" and not having read A SINGLE WORD of my profile...)
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Eun
Online
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I know.. I hate long ones too, but i promise u shits and giggles should you continue....So here's what you'll be getting :) A not-2-bad lookin tomboy who's Clever, creative, affectionate, passionate, loyal, hilarious, witty, wise, and too damn honest, I have jimmy legs at night...(kick while sleeping) you'll luv my couch lol Compassionate, sweet, spontaneous, articulate (when sober =), outspoken, opinionated yet rational, exceptionally perceptive, open minded, genuine, optimistic,, trusting to a fault, can be possessive and get jealous quickly so if you come with a long list of "just friends" that aren't married ;) stop reading this and look elsewhere please.; take pride in keeping my surroundings spic 'n' span, highly organized and prefer order and regualrity. I've diagnosed myself with obsessive compulsive disorder and like things to be where they're 'posta be :) My bed has to be made b-4 I leave the house kinda O.c.d., Not that turnin' lights off and on 30 times crap lol.Im a problem solver and can be a do-it your selfer with electronics, home repairs etc... Not much in the way of a mechanic tho, but i just bought a new car and don't anticipate it needing repairs for a while ;) Im not drowning in debt and pay my bills on time everytime. Im smooth and smell good all over ;) no wierd piercings or tats not to say I wouldn't be with someone who has them. Im resourceful, resiliant, confident, fortunate, A jeans and T-shirt kinda gal,,, not a shop-aholic or into designer gear, and if it was socially acceptable, Id be in my pj's all the time! I'm musically inclined and play the keys, I listen to mostly R&B, hip-hop, moetown and my cars radio's on 103, don't mind country.. but most of it makes me cry, so I do that.. in moderation. I Dislike heavy metal, rap I can't understand and that jazzy stuff that you can't dance to.Im a home-body who hates winter and being cold in general dam-it. You won't find me at the gym, Im of Polish decent which means goodlooking and enjoys food lol. Im a curvy girl *** ***lbs and enjoy men who know how to enjoy that ;) Friends describe me as "Always happy" & the "one to cheer you up." That could just be the weed mind you lol. Im content with my career and worked hard to get here. My life in general.. is good, just missing the yin to my yang. (if there's such a thing)I'd like to chat and then meet a tall, nice looking guy (gotta look good together), someone who's funny, witty, intellegent and responsable.He MUST come complete with a high sex drive =;).. Someone honestly looking for another to be with and see what happens. Im not much of a cook but can drive fast and get some when I gotta lol, I have No kids... I'd be a fool to think mine wouldn't be lil' hell raisers :) so I had the old operation to ensure same, I've never been married, but think I'd like to be someday. To Someone who is just as relaxed as me, again..could just be the weed lol. Someone who has the ability to be a nut and make me laugh till I pee a little... ah that would be awesome!! Someone who knows when to be wild and when to behave. Has a job, a vehicle and isn't living with mom n dad in the basement. I have alot to offer the "right one" and he should bring to the table the same enthusiasm and qualities he'll be getting. Did I mention- high sex drive =)Unfortunatly, Im never on here long enough to search and connect with ppl, and i'm not sure if my I.M works, been told it doesn't.. so i have to leave 1st contact up to you... please say hi at least ;)Hobbies: playing piano, booze n bonfires, sex and sleep, movies and munchies!Soooo if I interest you or you know of someone lolStop by and type something.Xoz This depends on who Im with and how things are going... lol if I'm drunk or not. Kiddin'
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Miracle
Online
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I\'m a very touchy and loving person, who enjoys beauty in everything including relationships. I\'m looking for someone independent, active, and honest to befriend and share life moments with.