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United States, Georgia, Hartwell

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I think I'm pretty funny even if no one else does. I laugh a lot. Out loud. Sometimes in inappropriate situations. I can find a comical story in almost any scenario and can get pretty animated when I tell it. I wish I could get paid to read books. I wanted to be a food critic or the host of a travel channel but *** became a graphic designer (which is still really great, especially because it's my own business). I love music. I sing along to every song and I'm not very good at it. I love trying new foods. I like to cook. I love my friends and making new ones. I can do the running man and a string of other dances that no one should ever do in public. Ever. I can fish (if you bait it), put up a tent and start a fire although I'd much prefer cottage life. I am the proud (and sometimes embarrassed) member of a huge and loud Italian family. I need a good adventure and why not do it in our own backyard! I also love impromptu weekend getaways to places nearby & road trips. I'm pretty happy where I am right now but I think life is meant for two! I'm looking for someone ambitious, respectful, fun, funny & kind. I want someone to travel and laugh with, be lazy & have fun with, enjoy good conversation & great food. Someone who always laughs at my jokes, although I laugh at them enough for the both of us most of the time. Things like holding the door open for me makes me weak in the knees - it must be from living down south all that time! I'm not at all interested in a "man boy" or replacing your mommy. I'm definitely looking for someone who has his sh*t together :) PS. If you put your shoe size in your profile, you're an idiot. It can be anything from coffee & a walk, good conversation, meeting up for a drink, or a casual dinner out. Whatevs.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Walking French South American Comedy Drama Fantasy
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