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Margarita, 38

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About Me

I recently read a message from the App : Text From Last Night and the girl said "I'm on a date and the guy just said "balls deep" three times in ten minutes - thank you plenty of fish". I find that funny. Having said that I am hoping to meet a guy that can avoid phrases like that at least on date number one. After that - all is fair in love and war.Since I have a great sense of humor I tend to think almost everything is funny. I like Ninjas and Roosters. Ever see them in the barnyard? It happens. I think it's funny. Some people deserve to get pecked. Especially stupid ones. On a serious note I am not really a ninja assassin although it sounded cool when I listed it. More like I'm in sales. I own my own flooring company and run an ecommerce website. Not as cool as a ninja. My office does have nerf guns so if I feel like having an office war I am equipped. Dating is never easy. But I believe in making the best of it and laughing while doing it. People are different and we need to remind ourselves that we don't want to date someone just like ourselves. You cannot change someone to suit your own needs, you have to accept people as they are. We all need to eliminate all expectations and laundry lists of qualities you desire in someone else, and just be open and allow things to happen. Don't wait for the perfect moment, take a moment and make it perfect. Also - guys - post pictures. I did, there is no reason you can't follow the rules and do the same. Alcohol - just saying - if you do not engage in the consumption of some alcohol, we will probably not click. Just being honest - no good conversation began over a salad. Just my thoughts on flaky people. We all share the same energy source hence the evolution of karma. You cannot hurt another person or make another person happy without doing the same for yourself. When your actions reflect this principal your life reflects the same.I love to travel. I love new restaurants and wine. Yummo!I like trying new things. Meeting new people and exploring things. NOTE: I do not want to meet jackasses who are trying to get laid. If you are unable to take a girl out on a date and you want to 'come over' please do not send me a message. I don't know when this site turned into a Sex Forum, but some people are serious about wanting to meet someone and date someone - if you are not serious there are a plethora of whores elsewhere. I would like to meet for****ails somewhere. Or a stroll or bike ride or anything creative with some great conversation. I don't care to be the decision maker all the time, i just want a guy to be creative and make a play. Something simple. See how the chemistry works. I don't really want to meet at Starbucks. I grab my latte at 7 each morning while answering *** starting my day. So if you ask me out to a coffee house - you clearly did not read this.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Abbigayle

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Alright listen up....lol...me in a nutshell? I'm mostly described as 'a cool chick' lol...i'm not a girly girl, i'm a tomboy....have always been just one of the guys..you can blame my daddy for that. :) But don't misunderstand, I'm still a girl and like to go get my nails done and such..lol...I just prefer doing other things...for example I would rather be out in the shop working on a vehicle, up playin in the dirt, or out playin on the water *** several hours shopping and getting irritated by people..lol I mean I like 'stuff'...I just hate spending time going to get it. :) So I love just about anything outdoors...bonfires (year round of course), camping, fishing, shooting guns, riding quads, boating, sledding...the list goes on...then theres times i rather kick back at home and not do much of anything... but my number one absolute favorite activity?...spending time with my 2 boys...they are my world and I wont pass up any opportunity I get to hang out with them...besides they think I'm a pretty kicka** mom ;)...who do you think taught them how to throw a perfect spiral? swing a golf club, and had them in head gear with boxing gloves sparring with each other at 3 & 4? lol...to be tough but always ALWAYS respectful? yup..this girl..lol they are awesome..and i am one proud momma..but like a daddy protects his little girl......fast..very very fast and far away...lolSo to sum it all up...i am a total dork at times, love to laugh be goofy and have fun...i have a mouth of a drunken sailor, but still have a few manners intact lol, i will always do what i can for those i care about no matter what, and one of my BIGGEST peeves is if someone says theyre gonna do something i expect it to be done...especially if it effects the outcome of something..i have a few more but you'll have to figure it out on your own..lol All in all i live by this motto...'get what you give'....its not rocket science people....i mean seriously...my kids know exactly what it means...it applies to everything in life....think about it.:) ....'I'm a handful!!! I'm strong willed, independant & outspoken...I make mistakes, am sometimes out of contol and at times hard to handle...but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best!!.....couldnt havw said it better myself...lol be creative...surprise me :)

  • Nathaly

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Yes it's lengthy yet worth the time to read....About me, I needed a time out from dating to focus on myself and figure out what it is what I want out of life. My child is older and is out of home. This now gives me some free time to explore. I do not look or act or dress my age so don't be misled thinking I'm a stuffy old broad. I like to go out, have fun, sit in pubs with friends and eat wings and such. You may find me at the bar with the girls once a year. However, I do know how to 2 step no matter what state of mind I'm in. To keep myself sane, feel womanly, and perhaps escape from reality I do enjoy sitting at home reading a book. Not that I've spent time in prison but I enjoy being in the kitchen and like to take on D.I.Y. projects that are perhaps lost amongst the younger generation. I even own a tool box with a variety tools and know how to use them. Some may be pink but they do the job. I do like quiet times at home but more so enjoy feeling like I'm a part of the human race and attend festivals, car shows, concerts, dining out or taking a walk with no destination in mind. When I feel like I'm about to lose my marbles, I like to take a road trip across the border or Winnipeg and do a bit of shopping. I grew up on a small farm and have been a city girl for many years and do find myself missing the peace and quiet that I grew up with. Being in the outdoors out of town is where I feel I'm complete. It's been awhile since I've been camping, fishing or boating. I have been hauling gear around for years waiting to use but have not found that person to share those experiences with. I have spent a lot of time out at the lake as a kid and still try to with my family. I'm spontaneous and out going. According to others I'm funny, witty, sarasctic and inappropriate for my pervertedness.What I'm looking for is a man who knows what he wants in a woman, knows how to respect a woman, is honest and independent. He doesn't have to have all of the same interests as me as there will be times we'll get sick of each other and will need a time out. If you are still hung up on your ex and ones you have dated, you are not ready to move forward. I would rather you not waste my time and have you play head games with me. I have this type in my mind that we should kind of look the same age or have the same sense of style. If I look 10 years younger and you look 10 years older it would look like father and daughter. Unlike most other woman I'm not into the cowboy/farmer look. Regarless where you bought your Wranglers or how tight they are they still do not float my boat. If you feel you may be up for a challenge, I am now accepting resumes. Immature BS'ers need not apply. Messaging etiquette (a great way to p**s me off) :):)...If I don't respond to your first message within a couple hours do not proceed to send multiple messages or something *** try to make me feel bad. I am an adult that works and has a life as should you. Patience goes along way. The possibilities are endless. However, not a fan of going to a movie. You can't have a conversation and there's that awkward moment of touching hands while reaching in the popcorn.

  • Sessy

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Hello! I'm a versatile girl, I enjoy many things in life and make the best of every situation. That beings said, I am terrified of heights. I enjoy the outdoors - beaches, parks, lakes etc, music ( all types. but tend to skip by the country stations on my car radio, although johnny, hank and Waylon are exceptions ) and good times with good friends. I also like to hang out at home and keep it relaxed. Not into drama.

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